Monday, January 26, 2009

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO....NOT ANYMORE!

Umno must change before the people pass a "death sentence" on it, Home Minister and party supreme council member Syed Hamid Albar told Bernama.

He said change was timely as the party's image had been badly tarnished by cases involving members detained for alleged corruption by the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC).

"Embracing change and cleaning up the party must be discussed by the party's top leaders with members.

"Everyone, including the president and supreme council members must take responsibility so that our party is not given the death sentence," he prophetically cautioned.

But I think there isn’t much time to revive the party when signs of rigor mortis are evident for all to see: 5 states lost, two by-elections lost, a murder case running awry and suspect, billions lost by Khazana and GLCs, dirty tricks, money politics, blatant greed by its members, police brutality resulting in over a thousand deaths in police lockup over the years

However, there is an infinitesimal chance, if his next statement can hold any sincerity:

He said changes to be effected should also include making the party more people-friendly.

EXACTLY! Like having your police personnel stop harassing the rakyat at peaceful assemblies; like no more deaths while in police custody; and most of all GET RID OF THE ISA.

If you can do that there is a chance of resuscitating UMNO and I will not allow the monkey to slap you again.

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So what is this monkey-slapping saga? Read on…….

There was once a hat-seller, named Hassan Albar who passed by a forest on his way back from the market. The weather was very hot and so he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side.


A few hours later, he woke up by some sounds. The next thing he realized was that all his hats were gone. He heard some monkeys on the tree and so he looked up. To his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.


The hat-seller, Hassan Albar, sat down and thought of how he could get the hats down. He started scratching his head. The next moment, he realized that the monkeys were doing the same action.


Next, he took down his own hat and saw the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too.


So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

If you think you have read this before….., read on!!!


Fifty years later, his grandson, named Syed Hamid (aka Si Botak –ISA Minister), also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather, Hassan Albar.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest, it was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. He woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. Syed Hamid looked up and realized that the monkeys had taken all the hats. He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed.

He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s idea, Syed Hamid threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave Syed Hamid a tight slap and said,


"You think only you have a grandfather."





And if you can’t get your people to be people-friendly

then you should

start a papaya-farm

and your boys won’t have problem

securing those recycled props.








26 comments:

The Ancient Mariner said...

This surely must be a classic monkey see monkey do tale.

Gong Xi Fa Cai old buddy and have a great one.

~PakKaramu~ said...

Salam kunjung,

Sapa punya bra tu

zorro said...

PakKaramu....warna syok ya?

namely Syimi, said...

I respect you tht put you up as one of the Malaysia thinker in my blog list. However, tht does not mean u cud exploit and insult women by displaying bra intact to papaya! I'm afraid it doesn't relate a damn thing wht you wanna convey here!

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

So, finally someone found Bik Mama's giant bra that got missing while campaigning in KT.
According to Tukar Tiub ,Bik mama's bra where missing and the polis have 2 helicopters seaching for it .
Hahaha.
Yum Seng to all readers.

Anonymous said...

I got my guess wrong, I thought the monkeys became wiser and will not be taken in the second time. These monkeys even did better!
So this dickhead is calling for UMNO to be people friendly, er? My blooming foot, tell me another, baldie...

Anonymous said...

THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE UMNO & BN IS THAT THEY NEED TO HAVE NEW LEADERS REPLACING THE FIRST ONES TO GO OF COURSE IS SI BOTAK, NARJIS AND FLIP FLOP PEEM AND HIS SIL KHAIRY.

You can cheat the people for some time but fifty years of plundering and cheating the coffers of the nation is too much. It looks like the coffers of the nation is their own kitty bank and therefore UMNO must be removed otherwise nothing would be left for our Children’s Children as the riches of Malaysia will be syphoned off by all these UMNO thieves, robbers & goons.

Look at the Billions in Wang Ehsan from Petronas for Terengganu State that were squandered by the present PeeM and his SIL Khairy on the Crystal Mosque and the Mariner Yacht Club and the other many Billions of the Federal Government are lost through the expensive purchasing of Helicopters, Aircrafts and Submarines by DeePM Narjis the most greedy of the lot who selected the most expensive so that he can receive kickbacks and bribes and resulting in the murdering of Altantuya for uneven split distribution of the loot. Do you think you can trust him to be the next PeeM, probably he would have sold off Malaysia including his mother for some gravy.

telur dua said...

How can there be change in UMNO when 'leaders' like Botak are staying put? People like him and several others keep bringing the party into disrepute.

If they are sincere they should start the change by resigning. Otherwise it is just lip service and worth nothing.

Anonymous said...

absolutely classic.

zorro at his best.

Happy New Year.

concerned citizen: said...

Zorro,

I like the papaya photo. Says a lot.

P.s

Just returned from overseas, been there for one month on a personal note. Will start blogging again. I saw your note during the KT buy-election but kulnot blog by then. Late thanks for delivering victory in KT.

Anonymous said...

A good one brother....hahahaha what a nite to have fun.
Stay healthy and have fun. dh9753

Anonymous said...

http://malaysian-in-me.blogspot.com/

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

WHAT NON-CHANGE CAN LEAD TO

If there's no visible concrete change
It will lead itself to be totally estranged
Since it's not too difficult to make an exchange
For another party not deemed to be deranged

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 270109
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Tue. 27th Jan. 2009.

Sklau said...

Of cos the monkey who slapped the Botak was a grandson from the troop who took his father's hats. Their younger generation had learn well from the mistakes made earlier. Not so with the thing called the 'Botak' who needs wear a hat to cover a congenital disorder called Cleidocranial Dysostosis - where his cranial sutures never did fuse resulting in the protrusion of the brain on the top of his skull. As the result, his left brain does nothing right and his right brain has nothing left. A person like him usually have his rima oris attached to the gravy train while his cojones does the tango all day long just to appease his masters. This prick is an Enemy of the States, and the nation should pass the 'death sentence' on him.

Hats off to the dickhead pic.

Anonymous said...

Exactly Zorro. Coming from him, it sound like a bad joke. I used to think he was a comedian but Hamid has turned out to be one of the most dangerous ministers in the Bodolah Administration and an embarrassment to Malaysia. The scary thing is that he seems to believe his own spin and that he's doing the rakyat a favor turning this country into a police state. It's time we call for his resignation.

Alibaba

Anonymous said...

Sylml, you poor bloody soul, if you have not sense of humor, you should stay put in a monastery.
With Najis, Fat Mama and Botak, nothing is spared...it is a cruel world but, not as cruel when they slap the ISA on you!

cancan said...

I will bet to my last dollar Zorro, the goons will never change.For change to happen, there must be the willpower and sincerity. The goons have none of these.Ultimately, the people will revolt and change them.
So, anyone wanna bet?

http://kingsmary.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Must be some kind of world record to have so many morons in govt

Anonymous said...

you want them to change by themselves? Fat hope.
The only hope is ............the clean, honest politicians to jump ship and thereafter the people power comes in not otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Truly amusing, the botak will be scratching his balls (sorry guys not his head because no hair la)wondering what went wrong. He is now leading a pseudo polis force Appears to be threatening all law abiding rakyats. Seems that the rakyats are the ones he is policing. Can't remember when was the last time he threatens the criminals.

joenathan said...

'GBay is located on an island,and the detainees are shackled,kamunting is not'-Dick Head,Hamid Albar.

This is how he justifies the continuous existence of kamunting torture chamber.

LOOK who calls the shot...."umno must change,or the rakyat will give the death sentence"

DICKHEAD,the sentence has been passed long ago,the rakyat is now merely executing it,so that you and your gang will die a slow and painful death,without shackles like in Kamunting.

Apart from cleidocranial dysplasia,this DICKHEAD is also suffering from `denial syndrome'.

namely Syimi, said...

There shud be some limit for humor sense. You poor bloody mind!

joenathan said...

Dickhead Hamid Albar is now trying to intimidate the 2 deputy ministers who were present in the morgue to calm down situation.This is what exactly the UMNO warlords were doing to its component party members for 50 years.
I sincerely hope this time around this 2 deputy ministers if have any little self respect left in them will stand up and take on dickhead heads on and say to him`Do you think only you have a grand father'.

jrajster said...

Zorro. every time I see the donkey's picture I get mad, wondering how the hell we Malaysians could end up with one of the most idiotic person as minister. But when come to think of his intelligence which worse than monkeys and donkeys I could at least smile for while. Perhaps this is how he got his ministership. Monkey see, monkey do!

Anonymous said...

Sylml, lighten up or just go away u party pooper.

Each time I happen to see those ugly BN crooks on TV, I just raise my feet to them... good exercise for the tums!

Nameless Fool said...

The public mouth runs on autopilot as the private messages plot something else. Completely different, possibly.
People-friendly? Really? I lmao'ed at that! The party doesn't have the kind of guys that propagate harmony; they're the destroyers of peace, catalysts of disputes.