Friday, January 2, 2009

FRIDAY GUEST BLOGGER: THE MIGHT OF THE PEN

UTUSAN MALAYSIA ASSCAPADES

Hamid entered his donkey in a race and it won. Hamid was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The headlines in local newspaper Utusan Malaysia reads:

HAMID’S ASS OUT FRONT.



Najib was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered Hamid not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day Utusan Malaysia headline reads:

NAJIB SCRATCHES HAMID’S ASS.


This was too much for Najib, so he ordered Hamid to get rid of the donkey. Hamid decided to give it to Saiful, since he is experienced in managing asses. Utusan Malaysia, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:

SAIFUL HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN.

Najib fainted.


Najib informed Saiful that he must get rid of the donkey so he sold it to Baginda for MR10. The next day Utusan Malaysia headlines read:

SAIFUL SELLS ASS FOR MR10.


This was too much for Najib, so he ordered Saiful to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day Utusan Malaysia headlines read :

SAIFUL ANNOUNCES HIS ASS IS WILD AND FREE



Alas… NAJIB will soon be buried (in Kuala Trengganu)*

*Perenthesis and graphics mine


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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

ZORRO,

THE MIGHT OF THE PEN SALUTES OUR HERO ZORRO, WHO HAS TIRELESSLY FOUGHT ALONGSIDE RAJA PETRA KAMARUDIN, IN THE DEFENSE OF FREE SPEECH AND PRESS. YOU MAY HAVE AGED, BUT YOUR MIGHTY PEN REMAINS YOUTHFUL FOREVER. WE LOVE YOU AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, FROM THE ENTIRE MEMBERS OF THE MIGHT OF THE PEN.

SJSANDTEAM

Anonymous said...

Hahaha... a very GOOD start for 2009,
more,more MORE ...PLEASE & tq.

Anonymous said...

May I add....Utusan's next day headline : Too Much Ass Kills NAJ....

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Hopefully more Malaysian will kicks the asses of bn.
As computers getting more affordable , the online medias or alternative medias the task of kicking asses is getting easier.
KT is an important by-election for all of us. As this might be the "turbo " needed by the Sabahans and Sarawakians to join PR.
As well as a good way to say "Najib, we kicked your ass to Mongolia"

Happy new Year to all.
Good work by Sjs and team.

Anonymous said...

at taiping zoo :-
aku : " which animal is MOST susah &
bahaya to handle !?"
keeper : " manusia lah, apalagi !!"

Anonymous said...

This is only a satire right? Hehehe..

Anonymous said...

El Zorro. You are too "high class" for these group of people who have nothing better to do than mock and make jack-asses of the regular and usual ass-holes.

Your contributions are classy while theirs are just fabrications out to irritate and annoy, a reflection of their mental state of minds. Not a day passes without these imbeciles thinking up something idiotic to poke fun at their "usual suspects".

Come on El Zorro. Keep your distance from these lunatics. You got class.

Anonymous said...

haha very good adaptation from the orignial joke! cheers!

Anonymous said...

Not a satire but an old joke, Billorichardson. Oh can be call satire too if you like. Heard this joke before long ago but of course not using the names of Najib and Saiful, Baginda.

Anonymous said...

ZORRO,

Please allow us to rebut the reader: Chow Kit Cowboy. We do not rebut comments posted on other websites, But since the reader has addressed us as imbeciles and lunatics, we will reply as follows:

This commentator is reading articles in our website regularly. Thanks to him as otherwise he will not be able to make such comparisons. In his own words.."Not A Day Passes.."

Please note that it is up to Zorro to decide whether he is interested in publishing our articles and lead his readers to our website and vice-versa. To convince Zorro to do otherwise, only exposes the commentator as no readers of both websites have anything to gain by such an ignorant call.

As we will not reply to his subsequent rebuttals at this website, we request he does so at ours, if he is seeking true answers to his unjustified labeling of our team. We wish to leave Zorro's pages unstained by such demented calls.

Thanks for allowing us to reply to that comment, if you decide to publish it.


The Might Of The Pen

Anonymous said...

tq, el z : NOW i know how to reach
'the might of the pen', tq !!

Anonymous said...

btw : i'm jack-ass in 'niamah' !

Anonymous said...

"
The Might Of The Pen

About SJS and Team

We are a team of professionals from varied disciplines from across the world. We are engaged in informing the public on various issues of importance. Our cause is to liberate the minds of all men and women towards freedom, justice and equality.

All revenues derived from this blog, will be channelled to the rural poor in Malaysia, who have suffered many agonizing years of poverty, as a result of complete system failure in Malaysia. We welcome suggestions on the best possible ways to achieve this, and it should be a collective team effort.

“One who writes from his thoughts and who writes as a passsion, merely translates them as news!”

“One who writes from his heart and who writes with tears and joy, champions the true human cause…and such is the might of the pen!”

"

Yeah, right.

They are a team of "professionals" from "all over the world" who want to write on "important issues" to "liberate your minds" towards "freedom, justice and equality".

And yes, they are looking for big revenues too so they can help the Malaysian marginalised poor, but they don't tell you how they are going to do it or account for it.

And yes, they write "from their hearts with tears and joys flowing", and they will "champion the human cause", whatever that means to them.

Unmask them, Zorro.

zorro said...

Cowboy, pls take your rantings to their site. It is the right thing to do. Freedom of speech must have a limit. Comment can be aggressive, abrasive and assertive but it has to be FAIR. I will not accept any comments about SJS and team in this comment box. Peace.

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