Thursday, November 18, 2010

THE WHISTLER SAID ROSMAH SAID......

YESTERDAY noon, already late for the Hari Raya Haji's lunch at Datuk Hj Mohd Yasin Taib and Datin Salmiah Mohd when I was waylaid by the Whistler (the same guy who did not want to be classified as Hantu or Whistleblower, remember?) It has been weeks since we talked and it was opportune that I could wish him Selamat Hari Raya Haji too.

THAT IS WHAT THE WHISTLER
SAID ROSMAH SAID TO NAJIB!

It has been rumored that Najib's plans/policies must be vetted
by Rosie's aides who will under her instructions then give the
GO or NO GO!
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Bouyed by the easy wins in Batu Sapi and Galas, Najibs aides have had scores of closed-door meetings (but never in Putrajaya for obvious reasons). Policies are in place to give the UMNO President the sole right to appoint candidates for GE13 in the BN coalition. The aides believe that that is one way the numerous mosquito parties can be reined in and muted. The DPM was delegated to hold a meeting with the coalition today, after which the PM will lay out his strategies for GE13 at the MCA HQ (again for obvious reasons....it cannot be in Putrajaya!)

It was reliably relayed to the Whistler that the HOME HOUSE Minister soared into a near-demented tantrum and pointedly told her house-mate: “Don’t you dare call for GE13. Finish your first term. I have unfinished business. My various programs have just started and don’t you dare derail them! And here is a list of Ministers my aides say you should sack in your soon-to-be cabinet reshuffle as advised by my aides!”

I probed the Whistler for the list….but he shooed me off to my Hari Raya Haji lunch with a stern reminder that there is such a thing as the OSA!

SUCH POWER ONE CAN WIELD

IF ONE CAN SING!




15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro,

I bet Rosakmah must have instructed the PM to include her voice and singing teacher in his next ministerial cabinet line up (if BN wins the next election) since her "If Tomorrow Never Comes" music video became an instant hit on youtube. I only wish that tomorrow really never comes for BN.

felicia said...

..now we know WHO wears the pants in the house!
[and i thought her 'taking-over-official-duties' of the PM was just a joke...looks like she's the one running the country after all]

pinsysu said...

but she seeks advice from guruji ...

Anonymous said...

Behind a successful man, stands a woman. Wonder who said that.

A GOOD MAN DOES NOTHING.

IbnAbdHalim said...

At first I refused to accept what was on internet regarding the self proclaimed first lady, but when Najib was down with chicken-pox, and she ( or rather he?) took over some official duties which by right should be the DPM duties, I now realize what type of a person she really is. She's more power crazy than any other politicians. Woi! Mak datuk. This sound trouble. We are ruled by a hen-peck husband.

sampalee said...

Nothing come to pass,save the will of God and that include the antics from Rose.

Anonymous said...

The end of road for UMNO-BN is very near.

Anonymous said...

Must ask Lee Kuan Yew what he spoke to or found from her when he met her for about an hour????

new fart said...

The last emperor of the Qing Dynasty was effectively ruled by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Cixi behind the bamboo curtains. Guess Malaysia is being ruled by Empress Dowager Rosie with Najis and the rest of the BN ministers as eunuchs. No Balls!

shar101 said...

Errr .. anyone know the color of the real PM's di*do?

Pssst Z, yer techie still working on the 'Zorro/Sampahman' ID ah? I really don't wanna address you as 'S' lah!

SAMPAHMAN said...

Shar101, been called so many names, what is another one for variety. Walski recommended the fix but waiting for SK to be free.

SAMPAHMAN said...

Hi Siebel, I did not publish both your comments as both exposed your email address. I have emailed you as such.
Lets hope we can contribute whatever possible towards this case. Maybe our readers might. Awaiting details.

Curious said...

What's your hantu info on the BN's surprise to be announced on Barisan Nasional Convention?

Direct membership to BN?

Anonymous said...

Wahhh! How come you are publishing old news, Zorro! Everyone knows who is in charge in that household! You mean you didn't?

Anonymous said...

Zorro, its never too late to learn something new right? Well, since u brought up the issue of who the real Rosmah is perhaps u should and I believe u have read some months back the interview by a Suara Keadilan reporter on who the murdered old lady was! Wasn't the poor old lady's name was .....binti Katas and isn't Rosmah's father's name is also Mansor bin Katas? Is this a mere coincidence or is it for real that the murdered lady was her auntie? If so, why wasn't there a word of comment from her?
Anyway, do u know what NKRA means?
Its NAJIB KERJA ROSMAH ARAH