Friday, December 25, 2009

SINCE I AM PISSING ON DIRTY JUDGES I MIGHT AS WELL CONTINUE PISSING!


The resident "waterworks" specialist at the Wharf tells me that I should never, never hold back when pissing. It is traumatic for the prostate! At my age, besides receding gums and losing  some oomph for intrusion into the ethereal, I only trust my "pumphouse" and "waterworks" advisors. So I will not hold back on what this reader wants to know.


Anonymous said...

Master it would be nice if you could do some digging into another lpk scandal which invovles megat najmudiin.The scandal is about the development of lpk quarters along the jln telok gadong in klang. What was last heard that this also a 100 million scandal.
December 25, 2009 11:24 AM 


Megat is a friend from the 60's but so what? This is the second time in this last quarter of 2009 that he has asked Pete (RPK) to stop running. It is like asking to stop pissing when you are experiencing that ejaculatory burst. For pete's sake (pun intended) stop pissing from that ivory tower of yours, and tell that idiot Deputy Minister of Education farthead Puad that his trickle is not making any impression.

So anyone out there can give us some inkling into this other 100 million scandle?




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This morning Boom,Rodi and I went to the Sungei Buloh Hospital to peep in at ANTARES. He was warded in the ICU for acute malaria that brought about other complications, amongst which is renal failure. He was heavily sedated and on something like a dialysis machine. Shoot up a prayer for Antares,please.








24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Benard,

Recommend Antares to try this miracle solution. I am appending below the miracle solution web site.

http://www.miraclemineral.org/

Warm Regards

Anonymous said...

Pak Zorro,

Is Antares the guy who blogged at MagicRiver?

Oh dear, how did he catch malaria.

I will pray that his body gain strength to heal itself. He needs to be strong again to help fight for justice for the Rakyat.

Thank you for paying him a visit at the hospital. You are a kind Pak.

Idris.

Kalambong said...

Unker Zorro,

What Antares has come down with maybe something that is known as severe falciparum malaria.

Check the following link for more information:

http://www.malariasite.com/malaria/Treatment5.htm

LC Teh said...

A prayer for Antares it is.
May he recovery quickly and carry on pissing...

Godfarter said...

Hope Antares recover. But Malaria in this age?

Anonymous said...

Antares or Kit Leee, my prayers are for you my friend. I plead with the mighty Universe to help you recover soon.

revin said...

Hi Bernard,

Consider this urgent. We meet in Ipoh sometime ago at one of the ISA vigils.

Its Antares. I think I can help our dear friend. I am willing to drive down to KL to take care of him.

My contact no is 012-5018185.

Please sms me and I will call you for details

URGENT!!

Thanks

Dr. Revin

nstman said...

Puad and Megat should get off their high horse and apologise to the people for their sins. These two mutts and idiots should shut up. These two monkeys from Umno have no business telling a patriot like RPK what to do. RPK stands head and shoulders above these morons. RPK has sacrificed a lot for the country. The people owe him a debt which can never be repaid. RPK's willingness to sacrifice himself in the pursuit of truth and justice has endeared him to the people.

Anonymous said...

malaysia is like (or worse than) zimbabwe now.

rpk stay away. stay safe. the rakyat needs u 2 b safe.

fcuk megat. fcuk puad. fcuk 'em all.

and antares, dont stop smoking. get well soon, our thoughts r with u.

4RAKYAT

Mike said...

Dear Bernard,
I know Kit Lees @ Antares, Been to his place several times in the past. Will visit him 2moro. TQ for the info. Happy to be of any service.

Lao' Cha said...

Sure hope he make it thru the ICU. This guy write things that is a joy to read. Well good ole Santa, will you give Antares a clean bill of health soon. I don't no turkey for Christmas but we sure need good health and steadfast men for the battles ahead. Yo ho ho and a bottle of scrotal gumption..

Lao' Cha said...

Don't you get the impression that the more they plunder the more they blunder and flounder in their speeches and actions?

Maggot Najismudiim sounds like a dog on heat on the 14th Floor of the MACC Building howling for a mate, only to have a truncheon shove up his ass for crying out loud. I mean, when will these assholes grow some brains before they shoot their eject on their own toes?

As for that scrotal bag of a Pouch cum Puad. Good old Santa would take twice as long to deliver his goodies if he had to use Pauh as his sack.

shivasakti said...

MERRY XMAS BERNARD.
MAY YOU FIND THE ANSWERS TO ALL THAT YOU SEEK

Anonymous said...

Dear Kit, you are one of the most talented individuals I know. I pray that you recover soon and so that we may continue to savor your inimitable wit.

Thank you Z. for alerting us.

An old friend from the theatre of the 80s

masterwordsmith said...

Dear Uncle Zorro

Thanks for the update re dearest Antares;

I felt something amiss when I called Antares' home and mobile many times on X'mas Eve to wish him. No one picked up and I thought he had gone away for a break, yet there was a nagging doubt within me...

I believe may are standing in the gap to lift our prayers to the heavens for a divine intervention and expert medical treatment that will put him on the road to recovery.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Zorro and may the new year bring you more blessings, strength and good health.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Zorro, you know you are not very good at digging or checking facts.

Anyway, fyi, it's not impossible for an IPK and quarters to cost around RM100m, including furniture, fitout & peripherals.

by comparison, A government school would easily cost at least RM15m.
Now just figure out a police head quarter with all the residential quarters, equipment, IT, etc.
It's a lot bigger and more sophisticated.

So whoever is giving you this tip obviously does not know a lot of things. And those who believed surely gullible ones.

But please don't stop pursuing this investigation zorro, if you wish to do so. Might polish up your investigating skills.

Also, please investigate who is financing RPK fancy trip abroad. Also investigate where Anwar get his money to be flying here & there, his bungalow in segambut, bills for his
children, election campaign, recent convention etc etc. After all he is partyless and jobless.

Just ask any consultants

Anonymous said...

anon 10am no need to ask con sultants as this is a development project on the land that housed the quarters.

Anonymous said...

read this today. Any truth uncle?

http://theunspinners.blogspot.com/2009/12/mystery-isteri-rpk-cuba-membunuh-diri.html

oleh Rimba Suci


Pada July 6hb 2009, The Unspinners mendedahkan kisah Raja Petra dan anaknya, Raja Azman yang ditangkap kerana terlibat dengan rompak. Baca sini.

Ekoran dari tulisan tersebut, sumber The Unspinners terbaru memberitahu semasa Raja Azman ditangkap polis dan dihadapkan ke Mahkamah atas tuduhan samun dan pecah rumah, ibunya Marina Lee Abdullah telah kelar tangannya dalam percubaan membunuh diri.

Marina, seorang wanita Cina yang berasal dari Thailand, dipercayai telah cuba membunuh diri sebanyak dua kali.

Dia terasa kesal atas nasib keluarga dan anak-anaknya, terutama sekali anak lelakinya Raja Azman yang telah dihalau keluar dari rumah olah bapanya yang panas baran sewaktu berusia 14 tahun saja. Apabila RPK mendedahkan perkara tersebut dalam Malaysia Today, ia menyebabkan Marina menghadapi tekanan jiwa yang kritikal

Sumber memberitahu perkara sebenarnya yang berlaku ialah Raja Azman tidak dihalau tetapi meninggalkan sendiri dengan sukarela kerana tidak tahan selalu dipukul oleh RPK. Dia tidak tahan melihat ibunya juga turut dikasari oleh seorang ayah yang melampau garang.

Krisis rumahtangga dan cubaan membunuh diri oleh isterinya yang turut menganggu RPK dan keluarga telah mencetuskan kerisauan kepada beberapa ‘sponsor’ RPK. Mereka bergantung dengan tulisan songsang RPK untuk mengkucar kacirkan keadaan negara dalam usaha untuk melemahkan kuasa politik Melayu dan seterusnya menjatuhkan kerajaan BN.

Bersambung

Anonymous said...

My prayer for Antares(kit lee)and may the almighty blessed him with speedy recovery.And for you Zorro my man take good care(while u continue pissing) and a happy new year .

zorro said...

Anon10am.Of course I am no expert at investigation and I never made that claim. I always want to rely on people who claim to know lots, so how about you cluing us ignoramus. We would all appreciate your expertise. How about it? Please. I, especially, is still on the learning curve.

zorro said...

Anon1233pm....old story spun by an UMNO blogger. You will have to believe what you WANT to believe. I made reference to RPK as one with titanium balls and to Marina's cuntal courage. This couple would be in the frontline to defend this country. If attacked from all sides, this couple will face adversities back to back. It is cowardly to attack from the back, no? And you know who is doing that, yes?

Babylon said...

Mummy! Grand-Uncle Zorro got my baby pic right on his blog! Didn't know I look so cute..googoogoo...
I did a little pee on the judges too...teehee..

Moonlake Lee said...

Hi Everyone

this is Moon, Antares' daughter. My sister, Belle and I, would like to thank everyone who has showed concern and love for our dad. Thanks for all your concern

Our dad's condition has improved but he is still in critical condition and not out of the woods yet. Please keep up the prayers and healing wishes.

Please note that he is under sedation (i.e not conscious) and in a weakened state. The doctors have advised to limit visits to immediate family for the time being - this is to minimize risk of infection to him.

My dad would be happier to see his friends when he is able to interact with them - not at this stage. You are most welcome to visit once he is out of the ICU and in the normal ward.

My sis and I will post updates on his Facebook wall so you can check there regularly to see how he is doing.

thanks again for all the love and concern. We appreciate it and we know Antares does too.

We also read the comment posted elsewhere by someone named Sister Stella last night informing everyone that our dad had passed away - i don't know who this person is or where they are from, but such comments are completely irresponsible because it is UNTRUE.

It not only causes distress to our family to have such false rumours spread about our father, but it also causes a ripple of anxiety, sadness and other emotions among our dad's friends who read the comment.

Please ignore any such comments about our dad's condition - we will update everyone on his situation. It will not be posted anonymously like that.

thanks once again

Anonymous said...

zorro said
" I made reference to RPK as one with titanium balls and to Marina's cuntal courage. This couple would be in the frontline to defend this country. If attacked from all sides, this couple will face adversities back to back. It is cowardly to attack from the back, no? And you know who is doing that, yes?"

and where are they now? Runaway? Fugitive? Hiding?
When will they face this adversities back to back as you have said? No?

I don't see someone attacking the institution of the Yang DiPertuan Agong can be the one defending the country. Does not make sense at all? No?