Saturday, May 26, 2007

WHAT NEXT?



WE HAD BOLEH-LAND. THEN WE GOT BLASTED WITH BODOH-LAND, AND NOW WE ARE FLOODED WITH BOCOR-LAND. WHAT LAND NEXT? GET TO WORK PROPHETS!

14 comments:

WIELMAJA said...

Bro Zorro,

This came to me in an email, author unknown.

Bocor Lagi

Bocor teruk kata Samy
Wiring lama kata Ramli
Bangunan tua kata Nazri
Najib said it's PWD
Semua ada alasan sendiri
But where you all spent the money?
RM90 juta untuk cantikkan lobby
So that it looks luxury
Nice décor and nice settee
But now you kena letak baldi
Bocor teruk when it rains heavily
MP yang busuk pun boleh mandi
The floor is wet and slippery
The luxury lobby now looks untidy
Inilah dia third world mentality
Luar cantik tapi dalam very shoddy
Structure work should get priority
And now whose responsibility?
JKR or Parliament Committee?
While you all gaduh sama sendiri
Rakyat want an answer immediately
Otherwise kita tak bagi you undi
Sebab you spent money unnecessarily
You know it is taxpayers' money!

zorro said...

Thanks Wielmaja....good doggeral. As a kid I remember this "Style mahu, kalah tidakapa." We have the longest, biggest, tallest but inside it is all gangrene.Festering sores, but the powers that be close one eye. They are more busy covering their ass and the usual one-up-man-ship. The shit has hit the fan because the whole civil service is a land-fill.I hope nobody brand us as a stink-hole.

Anonymous said...

Dearest Zorro,

In all honesty, I am of the view that we will have A LOT MORE TO COME.

Classic case of the mouth speaking first before any thinking is done in the brain!

eva's haven said...

absolutely not heaven. hell is going to fall on us.

Anonymous said...

BOTAK-LAND. Because nothing will be left !

Anonymous said...

Susukland, after june 4th and next GE

Anonymous said...

Busukland, after June 4th and next GE

zewt said...

it makes me wonder how the new palace will turn out... dont u think?

The Ancient Mariner said...

Bankrapland lah.

Soon we will run out money, ideas and everything else that matters.

Anonymous said...

In line with Bo-leh, Bo-doh and Bo-cor, here are other Bo's that we can use to describe our beloved country:

bobok (sleep)
bogel (naked)
bohong (lie)
bolak-balik (vacillation)
bolos (stripped off)
bolot (wrap up)
boneka (puppet)
bongkak (arrogant)
bongkok (hunched)
bopeng (pock-marked)
borak (talk idly)
borong (wholesale)
boros (extravagant)
bosan (bored)

It may be that Fate dictates we should go through each Bo- in turn.

If so, heaven help us.

Mat Salo said...

Unker.. long time no post here. Sometimes I just shake my head in disbelief at these jokers... And don't I hate to be a PROPHET OF DOOM.. but hopefully next GE there'll be light at the end of the tunnel.. Is this to much to ask?

shar101 said...

What's next?

Well, how about "Borrow Land". And it's got to do with NTR going to RDC to get FDIs into IDR. Basically, we are borrowing money, right? People invest with ROIs in mind, either monetarily or in kind.

Therefore, are we broke as a nation?

Rockybru said...

Majulah Singapura! Marilah Singapura!

Anonymous said...

Kereta Terjun Bangunan Land.
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