Sunday, September 11, 2011

FART CHAMBER MAKING HISTORY TOO.


In the spirit of muhibbah the Board of Directors have for the first time sent these three, a Malay, a Chinese and an Indian into this Fart Chamber.

Interestingly, Professor Zainal Kling also stressed that Malaya had in fact “never been colonised” and was only a “protectorate” of the British. Should we do away with Merdeka Day?

Maybe Freedom from Protection Day, can ah?

Historian Prof Emeritus Tan Sri Dr Khoo Kay Kim said the policemen who died defending the Bukit Kepong police station 60 years ago were the real heroes, and not the attacking communists. Prof Dr Khoo said history should never be manipulated.

I am just wondering who wrote our history?

UMNO Petera head AZEEZ’s cheap publicity stunt in Somalia left us with a widow and two orphans.

In a FB survey he won the ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK award unchallenged!

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THIS sure is interesting! Also THIS!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

IDIOT'S AWARD OF THE YEAR these three stooges is the most brilliant Malaysian

Anonymous said...

Koh Tsu Koon is a real clown of the highest order, got no backbone this fellow, always want to play safe. When he was chief minister of Penang and Anwar was Deputy Prime Minister, this Tsu Koon fellow use to call Anwar abang and worshiped Anwar, even carry Anwar's bag whenever he meets him at the Penang Airport. The moment Anwar was kicked out from government, this Tsu Koon was the first to condemn Anwar. Same when Pak Lah was PM, Tsu Koon use to throw praises on Pak Lah, now he avoids Pak Lah. Same again In the case of Bersih, after Mahathir has spoken only now Tsu Koon want to talk big. Why not attack the cops for police brutality against peaceful Bersih protesters? Ass licker this Koh Tsu Koon, shame to be a Penangite!

Anonymous said...

Let's do these things from now onwards:

1. Get rid of merdeka day on 31 Aug. We were never colonised, so there is no issue of being 'merdeka';
2. celebrate 16 Sep as Malaysia Day. Public holiday for all ... even though everyday is a public holiday for some people;
3. Charter a plane and put the BN leaders on it with bags of flour and rice and fly it to Somalia with Azeez.
4. Send the professor emeritus back to taiwan. The word 'communist' drives him crazy and irrational.

Anonymous said...

the last nutcase bravado is a case of senseless and needless stunt for anybody...he should be hanged and quartered from the top of the Maha's tombstones...for sending "kids to a bandits territories"

shanghaistephen said...

you lied Bernard.
You said a Malay, a Chinese and an Indian were sent to your fart chamber. where got ? 2 Malays and a Chinese lah ! If this Azeeeeeez is not a Malay then UMNO Putera can kick him out. Ask that old and irrelevant coot doctor M lah.

p.s. Can I contribute my fart to your chamber ah or have you got a tough selection committee to decide on ?

bruno said...

These three mongrels should be hanged upside down,stark naked as a punishment for not using the brains given to them at childbirth.I think that the last mongrel looks like a mamak,that is why Zorro mistook him for an Indian,should be an ex-Indian.

wandererAus said...

Alamak! I pity those students attending lectures given by Sultan Idris Teaching University (UPSI) head of history Zainal Klin. What a bloody ass! Why is Malaysia (Malaya then) is in the Commonwealth with the British Queen as the Head? The pre-Merdeka days, the Governor appointed by Britain, who did he represent? By jolly, this bastard was sure a perfect spinner...just like his master of spins, the UMNO PM

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Another big clown is Prime Minister Najis. He said that the communist of yesterday are not the same as the communist of today.
Is Najis trying to say that former Commander Chin Peng can come home?
And some of us will be able to set up a communist party in Malaysia?

Anonymous said...

Bernard and Shanghaistephen,
Correction. One Chinese and 2 Indians were sent to the fart chamber. Azeez is an Indian Muslim just as Indian as the Mamak Bendahara and ain't Zanal Keling isn't an indian as his name expressly implied?

Pak Tua

Anonymous said...

Khoo Kay Kim is an ass licker for UMNO-BN.

najib manaukau said...

Make sure I am not forgotten to fart into the chamber before you send people like Koh into it to 'enjoy' !

Anonymous said...

Hey Zerro, your fart chamber is now as dangerous as a nuclear plant. Make sure that it is leak proof brother.

mauriyaII said...

Dear zoro,

If this retarted dickhead, Azeez is an Indian, why did the DUMBNO morons accept him as a Melayu tulen? And if this mangy cur is not an Indian but a Mamak like the evil Mamakthir A/L Mohamad Kutty, why are they considered Melayu and Bumiputra. If not bona fide sons of the soil, then they must be sons of the night-soil. What is wrong with that professor? Looks like he has become a DUMBNO historian looking for more honours and perks. Thank god I did not take up History or I would be one of those confused souls searching for the truth. Anyway those monyets deserve your fart chamber for all their educated bullshit.

Anonymous said...

And since we are in the subject of fart, consider the following and decide which type are you when doing your duty...

http://www.fartnames.com/

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro,

That's fantastic. You now have a 1Malaysia fart chamber even though we are not quite sure whether Azeez is Malay first or Indian first. But never mind, we can accept Azeez either as a Malay or an Indian.

I think your fart chamber needs to be bigger given that we have more morons qualifying daily to be institutionalized there. And you never need to worry about running out of fart because I guarantee you we will be more than happy (and hounoured) to contribute our fart to your 1Malaysia fart chamber.

Melvin Ng said...

So, we were never colonised....

Then...

31st Aug is a farce?

We've been fed with BS in our school History books for decades?

UMNO has been lying all these while claiming that they championed our independence?

Anonymous said...

BN government is involved in rewritting History books to bring in 50% of it Islamic studies and reduce tremendously the sacrifices of Chinese and Indians in Malaya’s development.

Even facts have been changed – Indians are crucified for what they have not done. One example – it was Chinese Merchants who assisted Portuguese in their attack on Malacca Sultanate because Malacca Sultan had imprisoned them earlier – but now you have changed it to – it was the Indian Merchants who assisted the attack.

You all are shameless creatures forgetting that Malays owe their gratitude to Indians because the Malay Language, customs, traditions, ceremonies, dances were all taken from the great Hindu Civilization which is more than 10,000 years old.

Now your experts telling Malaya was not colonized BUT THEN WHY UMNO, MCA, MIC Presidents went to London to negotiate and signed the independence declaration.

Soon completely new History book will be written telling Britain and USA were once colonies of Malaya, as your so called experts can write anything which BN says ok. First learn to treat all Malaysians in 1Malaysian way – equally, fairly, not biased against any single Malaysia.

Atan said...

If Malaysia never been "colonised" or "dijajah"..that means 31st August…is some figment of our imagination, because we did not need to have "Merdeka" or "independence"…..this UMNO guys are really making things confusing..

Anonymous said...

give that chinese dog a tunship. see what he says.

Anonymous said...

so...SO the late Tunku has LOST the title of 'Bapa kemerdekaan' ...how to RIP now ........ sighs !!

motherchell said...

Oh my dear Zorro,
These are our WMDs!!!!!!!!! no letting out the secrets of its features.:) . As it is there is too much GOvt competition with those who want to start with RM2 Co's. in the construction sector!
What is bitter is always sweet and mysterious to the least educated in UMNO. UMNO loves anything 4 lettered!! Soon there would be a Fchamber in Putrajaya complete with chamber maids. We know each one of those De-factos enjoying the whiffs and getting high on their propositions of gluttony.
Lets hope Jais and Jakim make a ruling that all out there in the Halls of "legal" thievery pass this test to be their moral leader!!
Cheers to your "engineering marvel" my Dear Zorro, The best to your health and lots of joy.