Thursday, September 15, 2011

AN APOLOGY TO ALL MY STUDENTS!

The HISTORY I taught in school says that 31 August 1957 was Merdeka/Independence Day, the day we gained our INDEPENDENCE. Now I hear that we were not COLONISED.

I APOLOGISE to all the students I “bluffed” all those years. To prove my sincerity I intend to go tonight (8:00pm) to learn the truth at the PJ Civic Centre.

I remember using these two quotations during History lessons:

“The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.” Elbert Hubbard

“Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Confucius.

I also remembered telling you guys don’t believe everything I tell you like, “a rolling stone gathers no moss”. I did tell you chickos that a rolling stone will surely fall into the river/longkang.

Tonight, I will celebrate tomorrow’s Malaysia Day. I hope to learn the TRUTH.

COME LAH, UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE LISTENING TO NAJIB DISMANTLING THE ISA!

THE ROLE OF THE LEFT IN THE STRUGGLE OF INDEPENDENCE

DATE / Date: 15 September 2011 (Thursday / Friday)
TIME / Time: 8:00 pm-10:30 pm
Place / Venue: Civic Centre, MBPJ Petaling Jaya.
ORGANISER / Organisers: SIRD, Real Malaysian History Campaign Committee (Camp SMS),
& Free Public Forum Malaysia PANEL

Panelists:

1. DR. Khong Kim Hoong (author of “Freedom!”)

2. DR. MOHAMED SALLEH LAMRY (academic, writer)

3. DR. Rohana ARIFFIN (academic, vice president of PRM)

4. MR. Hishamuddin Rais (social activist)

5. MR.Said Zahari (ex-Journalist, writer)

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MINTA MAAF YAH FOR DISPENSING ALL THOSE

HALF-ASSic RUBBISH during History periods.

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THIS I LIKE

THIS IS G(UTTER) SLUDGE.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi Uncle Zorro


Perhaps the next step is to airbrush people out of the historical photos? (as occurred regularly under Stalinist regimes)

Phua Kai Lit

bennyloh said...

STRANGE

samgoh88 said...

NO APOLOGY FOR HISTORY ? - 150911

There is no need to apologize
If the fault doesn't lie with you
Now that history comes in all shape and size
And can be interpreted in own kind of hue

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng
http://motivationinmotion.blogspot.com
Thur.15th Sept.2011.

wandererAus said...

Aiyah Zorr, why did you allow the
UMNO bastards to sit at the opposite side of truth. You live in a country where Indian men can be Melayu, Hang Tuah was a Melayu hero and even a non-malay race claimed to be the Bumiputra of this Peninsular...
UMNO breeds master spinners and compulsive liars!!

Li Huat Chai said...

Zorro, I always like you. Hope you will always remain that way because of late, people scare me away as today they may be your hero but tomorrow they may become zero !!!

Anonymous said...

Dang! Zorro

Thanks to your history lessons, I am now going through a very traumatic situation. I am totally shattered to know that 31 Aug is no longer a public holiday and all those hype about "Merdeka" is hot air. That was a BIG lie you told during history lesson.

Now I wonder what they are putting into the history books as a replacement ... maybe we should have Snoopy and Charlie Brown, wouldn't it be great!

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

According to UMNO and the greatest historian of UMNO, Dr. Mahathir, of course Malaya or Tanah Persekutuan Melayu was not colonised by the Brits. Thus according to UMNO and Mahathir's brilliant mind, Tunku Abdul Rahman lied to the Malayan people at that time because he is an agent of the Brits (well anything is possible if UMNO says so).

Mahathir must have suddenly woken up from his sleep after all the years as Education Minister and Prime Minister to enlighten us that all the "hoo haa" celebrations on August 31 for the last 53 years are actually for nought. I can imagine the now silly red faces on the ex-Agungs and present Agung having stood on the stage watching the Merdeka military parade without realizing there was no such thing as Merdeka.

Hence UMNO will now re-write the true history of Malaya and Tanah Persekutuan Melayu which will show that the Federal Constitution is null and void (since why should we accept the Constitution written by the Brits when they were never our masters anyway). UMNO's history will show that the Sultanate is alive and well and Malaya/Tanah Melayu had always been under the rule of the Sultans since Parameswara came over to Melaka shores in the 15th century. The Brits were just invited visitors offering "advice" to the Sultans then.

Honestly I don't care two hoots whether this country was colonised by the Brits, Malays or Mamaks. All I know us that UMNO colonised this country ever since Mahathir became the PM and all of us have suffered since then.

Anonymous said...

Why are we shouting Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! all this years for eh?
No more Bapa Kemerdekaan?
And I failed my history test for nothing??????

Anonymous said...

Hang Tuah was a hero until he became a Chinese. Chen Peng is always a Chinese, he can never be the hero.

Pak Pandir said...

ZORRO,

IF THERE'S ANYBODY WHO'S NOW GOT THE CREDENTIALS TO RUN "a private school", IT'S YOU!

THINK ABOUT IT!

samgoh88 said...

MAKING OF HISTORY - 280911

Whatever version you like in a story
Becomes incorporated in your edition of history
To support your understanding of pride and glory
Even a trishaw can be transformed into a lorry

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng
http://motivationinmotion.blogspot.com
Wed.28th Sept.2011.