Friday, October 24, 2008


I declared yesterday as IMPOSTORS' DAY. One impostor signed in at Marina Mahatir's blog as Zorro and the other came into my postings as Raja Petra Kamaruddin.

Yesterday evening Marina M texted me this message: Hi Bernard, how r u? Missed u at open hse, Just wanted 2 ask, I just got a comment fm a ZORRO on my blog wh was extremely nasty. I know it is not u. But just wanted 2 let u know smone else has that name. This Zorro also uses the name Sesat.

I assured MM that in my comments I never spell my name in caps. I told her this has happened in Mahaguru's and the People Parliament's blog. MM sent me the nasty comment:

ZORRO <> has left a new comment on your post "Cowardice in our Universities? <> ":

Sesat,You unprovoked comment on me proves that you are not only "sesat" as you branded yourself but you have eyes you cannot see, you have ears you cannot hear and you have mouth you cannot speak the truth.You must one of those UMNOPutra Malay Muslim who have plundering this country to enrich yourself, your families, your cronies and your sidekicks.I praying day and night this evil man Madhatir s/o Iskander Kutty drop dead six feet underground into the deepest and hottest hell.

Publish <> this comment.
Reject <> this comment.

Moderate <> comments for this blog.

Posted by ZORRO to RantingsbyMM <> at October 23, 2008 7:21 PM

(this clown cannot manage the English Language to save his soul)
Marina did not publish the above but instead made this comment:

MarinaM said...

ZORRO aka Ikrak, I am not publishing your comment because the real blogger Zorro objects to you using his name.

October 23, 2008 10:51 PM


The second impostor is more the retarded species. He came into my comment box as Raja Petra Kamarudin. He had a google account and his blog name is "petra-unmasked". Of course he has not done any posting. This was his first message:

Raja Petra Kamarudin has left a new comment on your post "HAVE WE TO ANSWER TO GOD WHEN WE PLAY THIS MONEY G...":

Stay calm every body . A guard just gave me a lap top. will keep u all posted .

Publish this comment.

Reject this comment.

Moderate comments for this blog.

Posted by Raja Petra Kamarudin to zorro-unmasked at October 23, 2008 7:15 PM

( I showed this to Marina Lee, Boom, Rody, Haris, Tengku Vic and we all had a right royal laugh. Marina said that she is jealous that her husband messaged me instead of her....I bought her a nescafe tarik to appease her)

Then this morning this message came into the comment box:

Raja Petra Kamarudin has left a new comment on your post "HAVE WE TO ANSWER TO GOD WHEN WE PLAY THIS MONEY G...":

you are weak ! undeserving !

Publish this comment.

Reject this comment.

Moderate comments for this blog.

Posted by Raja Petra Kamarudin to zorro-unmasked at October 24, 2008 10:50 AM

Since I did not acknowledge his drivel, he tried again with some vengeance:

Raja Petra Kamarudin has left a new comment on your post "ANWAR IBRAHIM....YOU TELLING US THE IRON IS NOT HO...":

bernard are weak !
and you dating my wife ! you pig !

(I read this to Marina and after she stopped laughing I told her to tell Pete about these when she sees him tomorrow at Kamunting.)

After I made a posting on Aisehman and this comment followed:

Raja Petra Kamarudin has left a new comment on your post "WHEN WILL WE READ YOU AGAIN?":

aisehman is a moron..just like you!





Anonymous said...

Uncle Bernard, is that man in the pool wearing a head-gear of some sort! It looks too polished and artificial to be real!

wandererAUS said...

If we don't get these sort, sons of a bitch, who will entertain us!
To respond to them is just lowering oneself, let them have the satisfaction of licking their own asses. Cowards are impostors.

donplaypuks® said...

Whatever you do, DON'T make a police report.

In M'sia it is the victim who will be arrested for his own safety before any investigation is made, while the crook, racist, fascist etc will be awrded a certificate of commendation for upholding the "Social Contract!!" Lol

az said...

My guess is this DickHead is pasquale from

Mat Salo said...

Unker ...

Let this perp be. I mean, what kind of a guy (it's definitely a guy) would go around impersonating as you? To what end?

I think it's just plain 'ol jealousy.

Your favorite Swampman is jealous too but for all the wrong (or maybe right ?) reasons. Unker, I'll be honest here. I envy your ability to pull women of all shapes, sizes, ages and temperament like iron filings to a magnet, and that, my good Sir, might be the root of it. Hence the dig at both Marinas while actually targeting you. In his depraved view, they're just collateral damage.

If I were to hazard a guess, based on my amateur psycho-profiling skills or lack thereof, the perp is overwhelmingly a Malay male, between the ages of 50 to 65. I think he has also met you and both the Marinas at some point, hence the 'familiarity'. He comes off as charming, suave, and a manipulator of the highest order. Too bad I haven't met him in person Sir or else I can see through this lying two-faced snake. It's a skill I picked-up when I made a pact with devil. And I'm usually right. My detractors would say, it takes one to know one? Ha-ha.

The worse thing this cowardly cad would read comments and proceed to attack the commenters blog too. If the MO is correct, it's what gets him off time and time again. He'll cream his pants when he comes to inconsequential blogs like mine because I've turned moderation off. That's okay because I can gleefully delete it later. The sad part is it makes it fearful for other commenters, especially the ones with their own blogs, lest they get attacked too.

BTW Unker, as to the pre-karaoke.. gargle only? Why not swallow? Seems like a waste. :)

zorro said...

AZ if your guess it correct, I won't be surprised. Never liked the shyster from the start, a gift I made with the devil (sama sama the pact the Swampman Mat Salo...above made)...that at first meeting I will or will not like a person. This pact has never failed me. Anyway, we have to accept what comes....part of the perils of blogging.

zorro said...

Yo, my favorite too made a pact with some devil (read above, my comment to AZ). But you flatter this old fart to smithereens....with that iron filings to magnet bit. Yes, the two Marina's touched my life, both in their own inimitable way. It is a rarity that I bestow this epiteth, "cuntal courage" on women. These two women possess that, considering and despite where they come from.

I really don't mind commenters throwing all manner of filth at me, but I delete when they come in to insult other commenters.

Plagiarism is abominable, but when you assume another person's persona, that is despicable and detestable....similar to stealing a persons birth-right as opposed to stealing a person's material. Criminals steal the latter and whackos steal the former.

That malt-gargling is to prepare the voice-box for the singing session. Gargling with malt allows the the full intake of the malt post gargling.What a night Swampman....Danny and Pinky joined us for the karaoke. Might post some pics....but that might get us into trouble with Jakim/Jais. NO? Will send fotos to our moral police for vetting. If they clear them, I will post them....that's a promise.

U back in the swamps?Keep well friend.

kawan said...

its pasquale lah .all our kaki's know dhat.

Anonymous said...

warning, dun try on my sweetie aina, ok !?

fie the elf said...

lol @ the fake zorro's english!

erniejean said...

LOL!! Oh My, Uncle Zorro.......reminds me of the chinese saying "Chiak Par, Bor Ming Khia Choo" (hokkien version), which means "Idling away after a full meal". :P

What a dickhead indeed....hahaha...but good for laughs, nevertheless.