Friday, October 10, 2008

PATTAIL, A G PATTAIL, TAK BOLEH PAKAI LAH.

If ever I have a case to answer in court, and I am brought to court because I am in government employ, I WILL NOT ALLOW THE AG'S BOYS TO SPOIL MY CEREAL IN COURT. Over the week I have witnessed enough of their mis-steps, flounderings, idiocies, and inadequacies in Raja Petra's Sedition Trial at the PJ Sessions Court. For most of the time their insipid questioning of their witness have lulled us into sonorious slumber, of which a few of us (I stand guilty, if charged) succumbed to.

If patience, long-suffering and forbearance are the prerequisite virtues that can jettison one into the Hall of Sanctity, the beautious and comely Sessions Court Judge, Justice Rozina Ayob would be my candidate to be inducted, without a doubt. Despite being on medical leave after an operation, she had to go thru these shinanigans perpetrated by the AG's choir boys. I have researched her condition and conclude that sitting thru these frivolities engineered by the said choir, can cause excruiciating pain, physically and emotionally. And she sat through all these, cajoling, advising, probing, admonishing and dispensing procedural processes - SMILING!!! UNDOUBTEDLY, MY TYPE OF A WOMAN. I just might give her a stalk of roses at the end of the trial.

However, whilst the the prosecution tried their damnedest to put us to sleep they did entertain too.

Indi Nadarajah and Alan Pereira of Comedy Court could get some material for their next appearance.


Examples:

Prosecution: This is the email your received?
Witness: Yes.
Prosecutiuon: How come there is no signature to this email?

+++++

Gus Gan is contemplating suing this witness for bringing the Gan clan into disrepute:

Gobind (Defence Council,/MP for Puchong, the Puchong Panther to Interpol something, Gan T G:
"What is your Religion?"
Interpol Gan: "Buddha"
Govind: :How come in this official Police Report by you, you put under race: Melayu?

+++++

Defence: C4 explosive was used?
Prosecution Witness: No.
Defence: What then was used?
Prosecution Witness: Plastic substance.

+++++

The prosecution admitted that the exhibit which forms the foundation of the charge against RPK was not originally taken from Malaysia-Today but was a police cut-&-paste job.They also did not deny that a large part of the original article is true.

The prosecution is seeking to stand down the trial, and decide what to do as the charge may be defective. The judge is alarmed that the exhibit to the charge is not the original but a police's cut-and-paste article.

. at this point it became apparent that the charge was defective....court adjourned till Monday.....to save us from a bad weekend and for the A G Patail's choristers to sing a different tune....or they might recruit.......



20 comments:

telur dua said...

The bloody prosecution's case have more holes than a sieve. And they are trying to make it stick? Bugs Bunny should take over their job.

The judge should throw out the case immediately to save taxpayers' money and prevent the country becoming a laughing stock.

Suddenly Zimbabwe look respectable. LOL.

ian said...

http://iwfrpk.blogspot.com/2008/10/we-stand-by-you-rpk-always.html

WE STAND BY YOU RPK - ALWAYS

Candle-light Vigil in PJ on this Sunday, 12th October

Venue: Padang in front of Amcorp Mall, next to A&W Restaurant, Petaling Jaya (Google Map)

Time: 8pm

Date: Sunday, 12th October, 2008

Come one, come all. Please bring along your own candles (red & yellow) & wear your RPK t-shirts. T-shirts will be available for sale on-site subject to stock availability. Let's show our support to RPK & family, and all of the ISA detainees.

Supporters of RPK & Malaysia-Today
===

STAND BY ME

When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah

Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me

Written by: Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller, Ben E. King
Performed by: Ben E. King
Song & Lyrics copyright of their respective owners, used here for educational purpose only.

wandererAUS said...

It is so obvious, that this trump up charge on RPK is the creation of the prosecution. Now tested in court, they behaved like Blue Ass flies knocking all over the places, desperately, trying to find an opening to ease their agony.
This maybe, a golden opportunity for the sitting judge to throw the case out and bring back some credibility to our justice system.

Anonymous said...

Did it occur to you the Prosecution is fouling their case with a sense of deliberation? Is it not a calculated misdeed just to get the charge thrown out for good measure so RPK can get off the hooks? Maybe we should not discredit the Prosecution all the time. This may be one case when you start to see the winds of change. It's rather a case of mis-prosecution from the lending hands of the AG. They know the charge would not stick. But they are supposed to be seen to get their work done. I'd suspect this gonna be plain-sailing for the Defence team. RPK, I would believe the forces are on your side this time. In any case, thanks to the 'foul-up' Prosecution to even up the level playing field. As Carole King sang, "you've got a friend".
malsia1206

Anonymous said...

AG your place in back to the kampong you have make us Sabahan look like a fool. Someone just told me you are a
Anjing Gila (AG) I have known you when you were young you are not very smart I dont know how you play your bluff all the way up to be a AG. The
whole world is watching you not only Malaysian how can you be so silly?

telur dua said...

'The way to high office is by the crooked stairs.' - Queen Elizabeth I (the movie)

Malaysian Tigress said...

Bernard,

Just read your comment on Laila's.

God bless you.

You really walk your talk and don't just talk cock.

ian said...

http://iwfrpk.blogspot.com/2008/10/everyday-people-like-you-and-me-change.html

Everyday people like RPK, you and me - we change the course of history

Now renegades are the people with their own philosophies
They change the course of history
Everyday people like you and me
We're the renegades, we're the people
With our own philosophies
We change the course of history
Everyday people like you and me
C'mon!

derek csy said...

Funny stuff. Reminds me of the time the surgeons operated on Bush's brain. They discovered that nothing is right on his right brain, and there's nothing left on his left side of his brain.
Well, they can always rely on their tried and tested strategy of making stuffs up as they go along.

Anonymous said...

You should instantly become a standup comedian to bring more joy to this joyless land , once this difficult job of braving the disgustingly overpaid choirboy idiots and their scumbak nonsence conductor is over and done with and RPK walks free again

final fantasy part 4

Anonymous said...

zorro

dont be too cocky. coz even if you win the first round, another "irrelevant judge" may appear later on in their appeal.
correct,correct, correct is very quiet now. it will be buried soon.

ruyom said...

The truth is that Umno has ruled supreme for the last 50 years. It always got its way because the dominant ethnic majority of the country always supported its policies.

The state of the nation is corrupt, racist, discriminatory, abusive, unjust, inefficient, and backwards. If Malaysia stinks then it is because Umno stinks.

If the "morals of the country" stinks, then it is because the morals of Umno politicians stinks.

I won't even discuss the morality of explosives and murder of foreign nationals as most people seem to be able to tell the difference between right and wrong in this instance.

Instead, I shall talk about Umno corruption and Umno racism as the former will occasion the disastrous downfall of this nation, and the latter will be the downfall of the Malays.

Umno teaches that it is just to discriminate against all non-malays and non-Muslims - jobs, education, schools, colleges, universities, business opportunities, government contracts, taxes, and even finding a cemetery to bury the dead.

Umno teaches that it is right to discriminate on the basis of a person race, culture, language or religious belief.

In front of non-malays, it speaks of tolerance and unity in diversity, and in front of malays it speaks of race, religious, cultural and language supremacy, and the glorification of power and ethnic subjugation.

Bung Mokhtar leadership role as characterised by a yobbish machismo, obscene gestures, medieval attitudes towards women and minorities, and strutting bigotry within Umno is not only not an accident of chance, but an exemplary example of Umno appeal to the baser instincts and darker fantasies of its ethnic constituency.

To the vernacular schools it gives a pittance for support, and to malay language schools, there is no need to be diplomatic and call them "national language" schools, it gives 100% support.

As for English-medium schools, the type that made Malaysian education the best in South East Asia, and our school-leavers the most sought after anywhere in the civilised world, they were made extinct, courtesy of Umno language and cultural supremacist fantasies.

So we are left with unemployable graduates with deplorable job skills and prospects.

Umno policies caused a brain drain to Australia, New Zealand, UK, Canada, and the US.

Umno language supremacist policies caused the extinction of the best high quality education that Malaysia and the malays would ever know.

Umno perversion of the very idea of meritocracy in favour of racist discrimination has ensured the lack of meritocractic competition for all Malaysians.

Sooner or later, the malays will realise that denying meritocracy to non-malays guarantees that there can be no meritocracy for malays even within their own community.

The fact that there is no notable inferiority complex nor entitlement complex or NEP dependence amongst the non-malays is no accident.

If the non-malays were the dominant ethnic majority, and they had an Umno-like racist party to lead them with promises of ethnic supremacy, racial discrimination and ethnic privileges, then I believe they would have lost their self-confidence, self-respect and self-belief too.

Farish Noor once said "Umno ternak melayu untuk disembelih".

I agree, and if the dominant ethnic majority fails to see past Umno seductive promises of ethnic supremacy and false gods of ethnic aggrandisement, then we are all finished.

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Anonymous said...

the performance of in thiscase shouls be monitored.shocking he is not prepared for the case.his increament should be stopped immediately.his attitute towards work is zreo.in the good olddayd such officers are disiplined and tranferred to the cold storage,but he sgoing to be promotef to a higher post.ag was promoted to this position after handling annuar case. the igp was promoted to the highest office.the irrelevent injustice augustine was promoted.they have insulted malaysia a beautifull country with empty brains

Anonymous said...

Ruyom,
One of the best piece of writing I have read.Maybe its because it is a beautiful morning, maybe its because all but one of my children , at great personal cost and hardship,have completed their tertiaries and got jobs in UK, Europe and US.
In spite of NEP,
in spite of UMNO.
No I don't envy or hate these UMNO Malay hegemonists.
I pity them for they do not know the irreparable damage they have done to their own kind .
The best thing a parent can give to their children is education-the kind we used to have until the 60's when University Malaya had a world class medical faculty,where entry is based on your grades and nothing else , where getting your School Certificate does not depend on whether you have a C in Malay
and above all where it was affordable.
Don't forget all this changed under Razak and his education policy of putting Malay as the sole language of instruction but sending his son(yes-Najib no less)
to a public English school(Epsom) and a red-brick English University (Nottingham).
The die was cast way back in the 60's.We are just witnessing the catastrophic effects.

Hostage said...

Let us lodge a Police Report and Demand from government if the allegations is true, he is sacked with no Pension.

Also encourage DSAI to sue till he also have to sell his family.

Make us Malaysians look like idiots.

I maintain ever since all this thingy March08 and all the scandals coming out in Public, I am ashamed to be Malaysian.

But I am born here and this is my country. I want to leave, but can not, because the government throught Mamak Kutty deprive me and 50,000 colleagues in similar industry our jobs that we work hard to achieve what we have and instead ask us to sell Insurance and Amway earning 20% of what we get after 20 years slogging out in our earlier chosen profession!!

UMNO and all you Ministers, let us have your say on AG Pig tail since Mat Zain's disclosure.

If not we the rakay consider you bastards and idiots fit for our trash bin.

Hostage said...

Sorry Zorro, I wish to add, this Pigtail fit to stay in Pigstys is more dangerous than Botak Chin and we should do something with him.

Mr Bojangles said...

Pattail’s boy: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
PB: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
PB: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
PB: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
PB: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
PB: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law in the AG's chambers.

bn haramjadah said...

zorro this is off topic

How do you define a MALAYSIAN Moron-
1)Has to come from BN, Especially UMNO.
2)Offer free datukships to nobodies,(SRK may be a bollywood actor, but he basically is a nobody, who has contributed nothing to Malaysia)
3)Bankrupt for ideas politicians from BN
4)Corrupt politicians who spout rubbish.

The Indians in Malaysia are treated like anak tiri and Pariahs whlist indian-mamak from india Shah rukh khan is given Datukship.

Moorthy climbed MOUNT EVEREST, REWARD FROM UMNO- treated like a Pariah when he was alive, NO DATUK-SHIP, and left to his own devices when paralysed. REWARD WHEN DEAD, BODY STOLEN FROM HIS FAMILY AND BURIED AS A MUSLIM.
Maybe Malacca needs another PARAMESWARA, so the likeliest candidate was Shah Rukh Khan. they offered it to PRESIDENT Mussharraf but he was not interested.
V. David and P. Patto served their community and the trade unions selflessly, REWARD, FROM UMNO, NADA, ELAH,NEHI NEHI. What about Karamjit Singh the world champion(Category) rally driver, Reward from Umno, nehi nehi, no sponsers, nada, no Datukship, but SHAH rukh khan becomes a malaysian datuk. WHAT NEXT FREE CITIZEN-SHIP?

What about Vijay Singh golf world champion, when he lived and worked as a golf pro. in JB, HE applied for pr but was denied and application rejected.

Well folks that is Malaysia for you. your own citizens are treated like Pariahs, neglected,anak TIRI, while an Indian MAMAK gets his Butt KISSED. This goes beyond folly, this has become ridiculous, what we have here is a case of BANKRUPT FOR IDEAS, MORONS, who have brankupted the state coffers and now show their total ineptitude by offering DATUKSHIPS TO FOREIGNERS, who have done nothing for Malaysia. This awarding of the datukship has totally cheapened the title datuk.
But when you have the lunatics running the asylum what more can you expect.

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

With the computer it's often 'cut & paste'
No longer like postage stamp to 'lick & paste'
But if we still want to have natural justice to taste
We better do all the correct, right, honest things in haste

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 131008
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Mon. 13th Oct. 2008.