Friday, August 15, 2008

THE LAST WALTZ?

On May 8 I did a piece on hunting dogs (here) and hunting season. Somebody told me that I had some prophetic streaks in me. Nah, Prophet Zorro does not sound good at all. It would be blasphemous to some. Let's just say it is intuition. And now he is hunting down bloggers but he picked the wrong one. When you pick on Pete, you also pick on Marina. And that is bad picking.



Quite often I refer to men with balls of steel (borrowing a UK-based benefactor Ben Singh description) as having SCROTAL GUMPTION (here borrowing from Rokk) I proudly coined my own CUNTAL COURAGE for dames with panache. So hunter, you may be hunted and it might be the LAST WALTZ for you. Fat chance you will be the next AG, the next government won't have that. So waltz away babe with this video:


15 comments:

Donplaypuks® said...

Cuntal Courage? That's a World No.1 - Olympic Gold.

I thought Vaginal Va Va Voom would be nice!!

As for Richard Roundshaftee - which Bar was he called to? The one where they don't do their homework b4 serving subpoena in contempt of Court? What a joke!!
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

zorro, can i meet you & cium your hand 2moro, me your frequent visitor....be there at 9 ok !(niamahx)

Anonymous said...

Take a caption for this story from bodohland blog.

Anonymous said...

ha2.

zorro,he may get the courts to do the same to you.

ask him to take care of his valuable clients, ok. how about mr tee?

Anonymous said...

Saiful: I feel that the time is right for me to do my duty as a Muslim and Malaysian by doing what is right.”

Me: I ponder, He said he felt today was the right time to do his duty as a Muslim after 2 months by doing what is right? So, what was right thing to do? Swear on the Quran was the right thing to do? I do agree. But then, would it be taken to mean that the earlier meeting with Najib, Dr Mohamed and negotiating with a police officer and ultimately making a police report was in itself never the right thing? If he wants to do his duty he should in the first place had sworn by the Quran and thereon leave it to Allah to punish Anwar. But he is so passionate to want so much publicity and gaining compassion. By his own words, “it is between him and anwar and Allah”; if that is so, then why he wants so much publicity to proof that his arse was on the line of fire? I am puzzled and perplexed!

Saiful: “He swore in the name of Allah and in accordance to the teachings of Islam and as advised by religious scholars and teachers that I was sodomised by Anwar Ibrahim.”

Me: There seems to be a catch - did he say that he was advised by religious scholars and teachers that he was sodomized by Anwar? He was advised to swear that he was sodomized? Or he was advised that he need to swear? And he said it was done in accordance with the teaching of Islam? Tell me in which Surah gave such teachings on swearing? I have not found a phrase in the Quran pertaining to swearing as an victim; the victim was suppose to get the necessary witnesses as espoused; that’s the rule of syariah.

Saiful: “I’ve taken this oath to prove that my allegations are completely true. Allah is the only place where I can complain to.”

Me: If Allah is the ONLY place to complain, then why did he go everywhere, including to Najib to complain. Najib is not Allah! And he don’t have to take an oath to prove that his allegation is completely true. If the sodomy is true, Allah surely knows; the Quran said Allah knows everything; so you don’t need to prove to Allah that you did not lie. If you believe in Allah, you must also believed that Allah is all knowing and Allah is omnipotent and omnipresent.

Saiful: “I’ve done this for God … and I do not wish to lie to the world as he [Anwar] has done.”

Me: Ehm!!! You did this for God? Oh my God! You can’t be doing this for God; you are doing this for yourself and to convinced us human beings that you did not lie; you don’t do this swearing for God and God do not need you to do this for Him.

Saiful: “I’ve not been hiding but I was quietly gathering enough courage to answer all the allegations against me, especially by Anwar Ibrahim. It needs mental and spiritual strength as taking an oath is not something trivial or easy. The consequences can be very dire in the eyes of God. Nevertheless, Allah has given me the strength to take the oath today.”

Me: Why do he need mental and spiritual courage to tell God? If you believed that God is all knowing, it must mean that He already knows whether you tell Him or not. Of course the consequences of falsely swearing to God is dire in the eyes of God. But if the sodomy was a factual act committed, he never need to fear about telling this truth to God because he already knows that God knows of what had happened to his arse. I don’t need strength to tell God because I know that God is omnipotent and omnipresent irrespective whether I tell Him or not.

Saiful: “This is not a political matter, it is a private matter between me and Anwar Ibrahim.”

Me: This certainly is a private matter between 2 person and God alone. Saiful is right on this. But then he chose to go to Najib for advice; Najib was the first to know. After that, he then went to some specific police officer for advice at a hotel room to discuss the sodomy; thereafter, he went to so Dr Mohamed and then to HKL before he went to make a police report. By involving so many parties it was no more a private matter; it has become a public issue.

It must have been a great courage for him to come out now to meet the press after the swearing. The swearing was suppose to be a private matter; but he went to the press to pronounce the swearing for reasons all can imagine. To say that he has “gathered courage” after 2 months while all along he was taunting Anwar and flashing victory signs at the media camera is quite cheap and shows the stupidity of the forces who are behind him. Evil is their thought! Did it take two months for him to gather courage while all along he was blogging about anything he could imagine about his relations with Anwar and PKR? Hogwash!

Copied from somewhere. Have a good day.

victor said...

Very intriguing indeed.

Anonymous said...

Saiful Lied :

http://harismibrahim.wordpress.com/2008/08/16/sai-full-of-lies/

Anonymous said...

dulu u cakap sudah 8(lapan) kali lu punya lubang belakang kasih dia masuk ( siok nya...) tapi sekalang hanya 'satu kali bukan rela '? lu dekat 6 kaki, muda & kuat tak larat
lawan orang tua ka !? celaka !
lu punya ibubapa dapat berapa juta daripada kerajaan ? duit ini haram lah dari kami 'cukai babicinas' ! jangan sentuh !!

artic turban said...

Read yesterdays newspapers highlighted a story from johor where a school master tried to molest and sodomise a std six male student whlist on the way to the mosque, the std 6 child fought against the advances made against him by the school master in his late 20s, now police are looking for the school-master. WELL bernard if a std 6 child can fight against a grown man, what tale is sinful saifool talking kock about, his claims a 61 year old man with a bad back sodomised him against his wishes, what a sodo mee with 2 eggs plus "mamak taruk chili lebih sikit" freaking story is that fool talking about. The story was either in the star/nst/mail yesterday, friday the 15 th. On another point, what is PAS TRYING TO DO OR SAY, with all their statements, and on top of that trying to be spoiler for DSAI, this is the problem with these talibanist, A TURBAN DOES NOT A HOLY MAN MAKE, MORONS, CHEAPSKATE COPY-CATS. THESE PEOPLE are like lalangs, can't make up their minds. WHAT SAY YOU if Pas members want to insist on hadi becoming PM, I also can suggest mah, god gave e a mouth, I WANT KARPAL SINGH OR LIM KIT SIANG OR LIM GUAN ENG FOR PM. BLOODY MORONS, shameless cunts with no morals, trying to rochange goal-posts in the middle of the game. MUST BE THE TURBANS THEY ARE NOT ACCOSTOMED TO, TO TIGHT FOR THEIR PUNY BRAINS.

Anonymous said...

Pete said he didn't take the documents served to him because...His Lawyers Told Him So.
WOW, so brave this blogger.

ZeroedZorro

artic turban said...

Bernard please read this article, it was in the star on friday,15/8.
read the part highlighted and compare this to SINFOOL-SHITFUL'S lies, the logic being if a std 6 child can fight back an adult, why couldn't even if he looks pondannish, 6 footer full of muscle, fight back DSAI. highlight this, and sinful'S claim of sodomee becomes rubbish. below is the article.
Friday August 15, 2008
Teachers in molest claims
By NELSON BENJAMIN

LABIS: Two primary school teachers have been arrested for allegedly molesting and performing indecent acts on their pupils.
The teachers, aged 35 and 27, from two different schools in Labis and Kluang respectively, were arrested after pupils lodged police reports.
Investigations showed that the students were molested in different places, including a school’s counselling room, an art class and even in a park.
In the latest report in Labis last week, a Year 6 pupil who failed to attend her extra classes was asked to see the discipline teacher in the counselling room.
Sources said that instead of reprimanding her, the 35-year-old teacher started showing her pornographic pictures on his laptop and molested her.
The family suspected something amiss when the girl refused to go to school the next day. The family then lodged a police report.
In the other case in Kluang, several Year 6 pupils lodged separate reports after being molested by their 27-year-old teacher, allegedly since March this year.
In one case, the teacher had offered a 12-year-old pupil a ride in his car to attend Friday prayers but took him to a secluded area instead and molested him and tried to sodomise him.
The boy managed to fight him off and demanded to be sent home.
Johor CID chief Senior Asst Comm (II) Amer Awal appealed to those with information to contact the police hotline at 07-2212 9999.

Anonymous said...

Datuk Zorro

Whatabout the "Last Tango"? Got or not? He..he..he..that would be even more passionate.

From where shall the man in black next strike his keyboard sword?

Anonymous said...

HEY, throwing paper onto the floor
is 'court contempt' man, can someone in KL make a polis report & charge him !? pete & zorro, what say you 2 ah ?

Anonymous said...

What is that stupid lawyer who has no respect for the very papers that he had drawn up attempt to achieve by throwing it on the floor and taking photographs?

It just shows he has no respect for the law and he is in contempt of court.

AND HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY LAWYER.

Shame on him.

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Prime Minister,

Please read this:-

http://www.nst.com.my/Monday/Frontpage/2324589

I hope you are literate and understand that:-

1. We the rakyat have never seen such a childish lawyer who have acted for a lot of UMNO Cases

2. We do not want this childish Sapi to be our AG.

Thank you