Friday, August 29, 2008

GUEST BLOGGER 001


EVERY FRIDAY, commencing today, I will feature a guest blogger. I set no criteria for my choice, except that my gut feel says: post it. As such I might not seek the permission of author nor the MCMC, the most obedient servant of whoever shouts loudest.

Today we have as my first guest blogger: SHANGHAI FISH, a Barisan Rakyat Blogger. His #18 made him the preferred choice.

I might add my comments (in bold italics) if I am inclined to.

His posting:

Now we the rakyat of " Bangsa Malaysia" are anxiously waiting to see if what was spoken and promised will indeed be converted into to reality or just another poiticians lip-service and while I'm on the subject of "promises", I hereby am giving the "PM-in-waiting", Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim a " must do" list in order to restore the depleted faith, we, the Bangsa Malaysia rakyat, have in the current government of the day;

1.Abolish ISA
2.Independenc of the Judiciary- and I mean absolutely independent
3.Scrap the National Service Programme
4.Revamp the entire Police Force- kick every and any police officer who is found to have abused his/her power.
5.Transparent government departments and government servants- whose job it is to serve the tax-paying rakyat who directly or indirectly pay the servants' wages and not act like they are doing us, the rakyat, a favor !!
6.Find Nini, Asmawi and Nurin's killers
7.Increase and balance the various races intake into universities, government departments and the police and armed forces
8.Review the printing and publication acts, no such thing as yearly approvals for KDN permits
9.Our education system is churning morons out into the streets every year - get real professionals as advisers and not half-baked and self-acclaimed academicians writing the school text books on all subjects
10.Bring back moral studies for ALL in schools from primary to secondary levels and make it compulsory
11.Shut down MCMC
12.Delete the word "bangsa" in all official govermnent and forms
13.Protect and vow to never arrest/harass bloggers
14.Reopen all files of past crimes/abuses committed and let your "independent judiciary" work on them
15.Slap all cheating taxi drivers and revoke their license/permits immediately as they are the scum bags of tourism promotion in this country
16.Sack the election commissioner
17.Sack the IGP (immediately he is discharged from IJNC....)
18.Shut down the football association of Malaysia and introduce beach-volleyball "ala Brazil" (you da man, shang....two pieces please...no cover-up....and depending which state hosts the annual tournament.....THONGS for the cheering throng, please.)
19.Kick the arses of all occupants (past and present) invited to zorro's "fart" chamber and my "rogues gallery" (Shang, I prefer hot-brand them like how cowboys brand cattles on the open ranch. They must wear their mark of shame, mah....as a reminder to all.)
20.Level playing field for all in all sectors both private and public
21.No more bull-shit and flip-flops will be tolerated- kapish ?

And I WILL be watching very closely will a critical eye !

And that folks is my "wish" list and Anwars "MUST DO" list for all Malaysians this Merdeka !

You could volunteer your wishes too. The Fish from Shanghai would love your inputs whilst he and I fish at the Wharf.....you game tonight after last night? Or do I fish with the regular fishermen?

17 comments:

Saya... said...

MR Fish!

You sudah lupa SATU PERKARA YG PENTING...OVERHAUL THE NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION POLICY!

REVIEW THE NEED FOR THOSE BILLION DOLLAR LRT LINES, UPGRADE BUSES, THE KTM KOMUTER, INCREASE BUS ROUTES, IMPROVE SCHEDULES, IMPROVE SAFETY AND ENSURE PROFESSIONALISM OF DREBARS...WE NEED TO SEND HOME THE MESSAGE THAT BUSES NOT FOR ORANG SUSAH ONLY..BUT FOR EVERYBODY..;.MAKE IT COMFORTABLE AND CONVENIENT FOR EVERYONE AND STREAMLINE THE SYSTEM ALL OVER MALAYSIA.

THAT IS ALSO OF THE UTMOST PRIORITY!

BACK TO THE BASICS FIRST.

Saya... said...

MR FISH!

SATU LAGI....

ENFORCE STRICT ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION LAWS AND CLEAN UP OF OUR RIVERS AND WATER RESOURCES...THE RIVERS IN MALAYSIA ARE TOXIC AS HELL...AND IN A FEW YEARS, IF THINGS DON'T GET BETTER, WE WILL ALL BE LIKE FISH, GASPING FOR WATER.

Saya... said...

btw Fish...dia belum jadi PM la...he still got the sodomee case over him and he is still only opposition leader in [parliament...don't give him heart attack....the Selangor gomen also sudah lebih 100 days...tapi banyak belum buat...ini dia belum apa2 lagi hang sudah pressure gila la dia nanti...yennadey!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Fish,
You have left out one important thing. Put a stop to body snatching. Reform the law of conversion so that everyone is aware. The person converted is made to understand his responsibilities to himself and most important of all to his parents and other loved ones. Nobody should stop a wannbe.It is his right as it is the right of the others affected by his action to redress.

Donplaypuks® said...

A wish list for Barisan Rakyat. A death list for BN. Face off. Who will win? Ketuanan & Pakatan Rakyat, of course.

Maybe next wk you might consider my post 'Wine Divine.'
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Just as important is the fact that by shutting down Malaysia's top most blog, the government of the day has dealt a lethal blow to the nation's Wawasan 2020.

Do the powers that be realize that they have virtually derailed 3 of the 9 Challenges enshrined in the Vision 2020?

Now the PM must account for this serious breach of the nation's vision of the future.

Anonymous said...

he is so haggard, downhearted, worried ....seated as the opp. leader, why ?
'bimbang...risau...dukacita ...
runsing...cemas...khuatir .....lah'
tentang case on the 10th !!
they are sure going to nail him one
the umno mps except (may be) some, are just waiting to see ...!?

btw, i notice lks&son prefer to pronounce the word "RAKYAT" as 'ra-kyat' instead of 'rak-yat' !
please enlighten, ok ? tq.

Sing F Lau said...

One of the most STUPID terms people use is 'government servants.'

They are not 'government servants.'
The are PUBLIC SERVANTS - to serve the rakyat.

So, stop indoctrinating them that they are government servant.

Begin training train that they are PUBLIC SERVANTS. They are paid by the Rakyat's taxes, to serve the Rakyat.

That MORONIC and ENSLAVING term 'government servants' MUST be abolished for the good of the Rakyat.

Anonymous said...

I agree on all points except for the first, I say don't abolish the isa, keep it for the umno &BN leaders and members, soon to be inprisoned, every card holding moth####ers, we may need an island prison for them but who cares. TOTAL ANIHILATION of corrupt politicians. I also would like a new law to be billed, DEATH BY HANGING FOR CORRUPTION UNDER THE TREASON ACT, which means any govt servant involved irrespective of race, political party, anybody involved in get-rich-quick schemes, e.g. the puspakom staff making rm55,000 a month, I wanted to vomit blood when I heard this, no wonder they can ga for yearly umrah, to wash away their sins. yes, death for corruption, what say you guys.

Anonymous said...

nice idea on the guest starring =]

not a bad read too, Shang.. well done

Anonymous said...

I will not rest in peace until I see two criminals get their comeuppance. The two criminals are attorney general Patail and IGP Musa. I hope they will rot in prison. That is my main wish list. God may forgive them, but I won't.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Uncle Zorro, pls add my wish list-

FULL IPCMC ,
ICAC ,
Local election of town/city mayor
Highway Toll review
Business monopoly review such as telekom, tenaga
Limiting the power of RELA

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The BN Government is afraid more cans of worms will be spilled by RPK so they banned his blogsite and because of this Present Moronic Government is corrupted and dirty therefore on the pretext of helping the Rakyats, they could swindle and plunder more money from the Budget Deficit 2009 and from which with most of the deficit Money coming from Petronas. Beware that the Money allocated is for their own BN Prime Minister's and Cronies' pockets expenditure and not for helping the Rakyats. Look for example at the Crystal Mosque's and Mariner Club's Fiasco in Terengganu's Billions in Wang Ehsan, Billions had been lost as white elephants. Also Johore's Scenic Bridge, Penang's Second Bridge & LRT Projects are canceled at their whims and fancies at the last minutes and this very scenarios could happen again despite being the promised Projects in the Budget 2009 as anything could happen last minutes with the Flip Flop, Incompetent and Sleeping PeeM in Power.
The same could happen to all the empty promises of aid and help to the Rakyats these could all be lip service only unless it is monitored by reputable NGOs. On the irreversible Food Prices inflation, the unnecessary Moronic previous price hike on Petrol & Diesel had caused great permanent damage to the Food Price Structure and even if the price cut to Petrol and Diesel revert to their original prices prior to their hike, it will not revert the Food prices back to their original state and only the PeeM is to be solely blamed for his unwarranted Fuel Price Hike. His 2009 budget did not help the Rakyats' quelled their immediate hardship suffered nor did that help them solve their Transport Problems immediately with multiple schemes but none available immediately with all the empty rhoterics but nothing concrete that could solve their immediate problems after years of neglect from this incompetent sleeping PeeM. Come Sept 16, 2008 send him home to sleep forever he is no longer needed.

Old Fart said...

Mr Fish,

Why ban the ISA for? These BN guys like it so much. When Anwar takes over you can surely bet many of the UMNO guys will very quickly fulfill the criteria for a stay in Kamunting under ISA. Why deprive them of that stay for? ARe they not wanting it? They want ISA now on the assumption that they will continue to rule forever...adn taht ISA is only needed for the "enemy"! So give Anwar some rope la sot hat he can hang them all with it. After all there is no hurry to scrap the ISA is it? Can take his own time. AFter all it is "their" most sacred law. Give them chance to worship in their temple la!!!

Old Fart said...

Mr Fish,

Why scrap the Printing and Publication Act so fast for? After all the Act does provide for the moment for annual renewal. Taht power still remains when Anwar takes over right?

So when he takes over, he can always call them up one by one and show them how they have been untruthful, deceitful, liars, and propaganda machines instead of being purveyors of news, and ask them why their licenses should not be cancelled. When they cannot give an answer..just cancel their license la.

Now, of course it may sound like as if I support this ACT. But no. It is an ACT that these guys support and have benefitted from. So let the live and die by that same Act la.

Of course you might add that why hould the workers suffer.

But they need not. It is just that the owners of the likes of The Star and Utusan Melayu will suddenly find that they are loaded with a lot of assets taht cannot generate revenue. And they got a lot of liabilities right?

Now lets say, Pakatan decides to give the license to all of us bloggers for RM 1. Now we can print and publish, but they got all the assets..So we now strike a deal to buy them out la.

It will be just like the case of Air Asia la where Tony Fernandez bought over Air Asia for RM1.

Now after all these deciples of Joseph Goebells have been weeded out and replaced by some real and honest and goodness news people, we can then remove the Printing and Publications Act.

ok or not?

-anduril- said...

Mr Fish kinda forgot the economy overhaul. Need to make Malaysia more attractive and competitive.

test said...

'Bread & Butter' issue that the most important wish list for average Malaysian n the rest is acceptable x'pect 19th will not work cuz they will 'cabut lari' to anyway in earth like KMT when lose battle for China, just cabut lari to taiwan for R & R retirement!