Thursday, August 28, 2008

HOW AND WHY UMNO LOST!


THE FUTURE UMNO LOST IT FOR THE PRESENT UMNO


COULDN'T FIND THIS POSITION IN THE KAMA SUTRA....A SAIFUL-UNCLE PET FAVE POSTURE?
A HORIZONTAL INTRUSION IN A VERTICAL EXPRESSION THAT EVEN THE LOWLIEST OF ANIMALS CANNOT EMULATE.
LOOK MUMMY, THAT HIS ANAL CONDUIT.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE PERMATANG PAUH YOUTHS WERE ASHAMED OF THESE ANTICS.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY CHEATED WITH 60 BUS LOADS OF PAID VOTERS

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY BROUGHT IN SOME COMMANDOS TO DETER PERMATANG PAUH VOTERS FROM VOTING

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY FIXED A WORKING DAY AS POLLING DAY.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEIR FAVORITE SON WANTED TO BURY PERMATANG PAUH'S FAVORITE SON.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO DIVIDE THE PEOPLE OF PERMATANG PAUH.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE SOME 5000 UMNO MEMBERS DID NOT VOTE.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY DID NOT BELIEVE IN THE PEOPLE'S POWER AT PERMATANG PAUH.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THE PEOPLE OF PERMATANG PAUH CAUGHT THEM BRIBING AND CHEATING.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEIR REMPITS MASQUERADED AS PKR PEOPLE.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE PEOPLE OF PERMATANG PAUH WERE SICK OF THE WATCHING THE SAIFUL TAPES FOR TEN DAYS.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY COERCED IMAM RAMLANG.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE OF THEIR ARROGANCE.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THE PEOPLE OF PERMATANG PAUH WOULD NOT SELL THEIR SOUL FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE NAJIB WAS A FAILURE AS CAMAPIGN MANAGER.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY NEVER LEARN FROM THEIR PAST TRANSGRESSIONS.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY WERE BLIND TO THE WRITINGS ON THE WALL.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY WORSHIPED FALSE IDOLS - THEIR SAWDUST LEADERS.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE IT WAS TIME FOR CHANGE.

UMNO LOST

R I P

REQUISCAT IN PACE







38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amin. AMNO,RIP.

Sklau said...

You're right zorro. Here, adding some to your list.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE BUTT IS MIGHTIER THAN OUR GUTS.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THE SIL IS MIGHTIER THAN THE FIL.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE ALTANTUYA WAS THERE LENDING US A HELPING HAND.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE OF ITS OWN DNA. 'DIU NIAH ASING'

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE LOST !!!

The epitaph should also be dedicated to Saiful.

Remembered-In-Promiscuity.

Anonymous said...

UMNO lost because UNcle zorro is supporting PKR!!!

Anonymous said...

May UMNO-BN, especially Mongolia Najis & that wanna be first lady burn in hell for eternity.

Anonymous said...

UMNO lost because of arrogance..they even tell PPP ( a component party that their votes not needed)

UMNO lost because UMNO Pg threatens Gerakan every opportunity they have and make Tsu Koon really look ball-less

UMNO lost because MCA was made to look like a Pondan Party..and the Chinese in PP gave their votes to PKR

UMNO lost because their Hadhari Chief was either sleeping or flying all over the world

UMNO lost because even the Malays don't believe in their racial politics

UMNO lost because they still Have Hamid Botak in the Cabinet

UMNO lost because Najib did not work hard enough to campaign, so that Najib can force AAB to leave early with this by-election loss

UMNO lost because the people of Permatang Pauh have enough of lies.

UMNO lost because their members have lost direction.They don't know whether to back Najib or AAB

UMNO lost becasue of the Kurang Ajar SIL

...the list goes on

Anonymous said...

Any more news on asshole Saifool. Najis dumped him already? or is he enjoying his ill gottens gains..or since he is no longer useful should he be given protection by PKR just in case they want to silence him forever like the lady from Mongolia.

Anonymous said...

...ayoooo..mak...terror lah, he could masuk lalui the thick blue jean ah !what tongkat ali you got, can sell some ah !?

Anonymous said...

usually see only dogs' actions in public but in bolehland 'malaysia boleh lah '...TAHNIAH ...tahniah ..
CONGRATULATIONS bumis , well done !

Anonymous said...

UMNO was intoxicated with all their ill-gotten plunders and were in self-destruct and suicidal mode.

May continue to slide into oblivion, never to rear its ugly and reproachful head again.

Whatmeworry said...

Well said, let's hope change will come sooner but not through cross overs ... those who jump ship are themselves without principles

i like chopin said...

UMNO LOST BECAUSE IT PROCLAIMED ONE RACE AS SUPERIOR WHILE THE REST INFERIOR.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THE DPM WANTED TO BATHE HIS KERIS WITH CHINESE BLOOD.

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THE PM IS ASLEEP MOST OF THE TIME AND HIS SIL HAS FOUL MOUTH.

Anonymous said...

Wisdom in what u said Zorro!

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

CAN TRUTH BE BANNED?

All rubbish eventually goes to the trash can
Regardless of whatever newly imposed cyber ban
When the real heat is on there's no cooling by fan
Since the final solution is still that between man and man

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 280808
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Thu. 28th Aug. 2008.

Anonymous said...

but won a gold

IT'S A GOL!

lanaibeach said...

UMNO was given a second chance
UMNO blew it hard on its face
Now the old veterans wanted change
Yet the core racist values remain

It isn’t the right way
Forever harping on malay supremacy
We are Malaysians, period I say
UMNO founder knew it
Sadly he was bundled away

UMNO must open its doors
To all races willing to participate
Cast off its racial sentiments
We must be colored blind in our unity perspective
Otherwise UMNO has to kiss its life goodbye

As it currently stands
UMNO will be history
The Rakyat will make it so
Unless it opens its doors
To all Malaysians

Unknown said...

well said.
too bad, UMNO will never acknowledge those.

Anonymous said...

Hear Hear!!!!

And can someone please drum it into their thick skulls that UMNO didn't lose bcos of Malaysia Today or the "biased" reporting from the Bloggers Reporting Team.........

Anonymous said...

There's a chance Saifool may spill the beans. That will spell the end to the political career of whoever is behind it.(Most Malaysians think it's C4)
This young man better watch his backside, he could be taken out anytime now.

shar101 said...

Aaawww geeez,

And I thought UMNO/BN lost because they didn't get more votes.

And, and, and because 'Z' chose the other side.

Cheers.

Freddy Toh said...

ohh err... badawi said not to worry

najib said anwar's votes not much different from kak wan.

american got alfred e neuman, what - me worry? malaysia ada siapa?

Saya... said...

Bernard..aiyah!

I already buried them long ago...wait lemme dig it up my piece ah....

May 20th 2008...Saya sudah RIP itu UMNO....


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

R.I.P UMNO...
last words of a dying, spineless politician, Najib Tun Razak....

"Umno is a party which is sacred to the Malays and has been the backbone of the Malay struggle for a long time and will be so in the future. I will continue to discuss with party president Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi on efforts to strengthen the party and also on the transfer of party leadership as expressed by the president himself."


Najib...Umno is sacred to the Malays (sacred to the point of bordering on Shirk, blurring the fine line between worshipping Allah, or the party/race itself)...but apparently, nothing is sacred to the greedy, unchecked, corrupt Umno leaders. (btw..please don't talk about transferring power to you, eh?)

Kata orang Melayu... kita "KENA KENCING"...you guys just couldn't keep it in your pants...swung it back and forth and all around...and the rakyat "kena kencing" abis2. Riding on the Malay struggle for your own selfish agendas. Enriching a few (smearing the good name of Islam and Malays through your corrupt government of the nation), leaving the masses in their Akademi Fantasies and Mawi Worlds...The Melayu Baru...worse than ever before. Druggies, rempits, third class grads, haruans makan anak, tak de had hari2 Muslims...you name it.

Well, starting from the recent General Elections... we the rakyat, the Malays included (especially the Malays), whom you betrayed...are NOW PISSING ON YOU.

REST IN PISS, eh Peace... UMNO....

Dulu...Okey
Kini...Nazak
dan

Selamanya...Dikuburkan

conscience said...

UMNO lost, their Commander-in-chief, was none other, the MONGOLIAN who used the Quran freely but, have no guts to be a witness in the Altantuya's murder case.
One leads by example..in the recent by-electiona at PP, vulgarism is the theme set by UMNO.

Anonymous said...

The most penetrating analyis. Simply the best, Zorro. Stark truth hurts but it is an antidote.
aMiR

Anonymous said...

Uncle,
When are you all sending the coffin to Rembau?


donplayplay

Anonymous said...

WHO GAVE A FCUK ABOUT UMNO, BADAWI OR NAJIB...

***crackodollah

Ahjamal said...

one more last hour damage control by UMNO to patch the leak in getting the Chief Mufti to claim that the Saiful swearing is valid. This is a joke to Muslim how can he said it is valid. What he should said that the swearing was done and leave it to ALLAH to decide . He tried to play along UMNO platform to be seen good.
ALL I CAN SAY IS HE IS PLAYING GOD
AND ACT SMART TO PASS JUDGEMENT.

Knights Templar said...

Thanks for removing the distressed Flag ,Good luck mr Khoo.

Unknown said...

There will be a forum -
WHAT NEXT AFTER PERMATANG PAUH ?
APA SELEPAS PERMATANG PAUH ?

Tarikh/Date: 29 August 2008(Friday/Jumaat)
TIME : 8.00 PM
Tempat/Venue : MCBA Hall, 2nd Floor,
Selangor Chinese Assemble Hall, 1, Jalan Maharajalela,
Kuala Lumpur


SPEAKERS:
Dr. Jeyakumar – MP Sungai Siput dan JK Pusat PSM
Stevan Gan – Chief Editor Malaysiakini
Hishamuddin Rais – Columnist
Khalid Samad – MP Shah Alam

Organized by:
Biro Perhubungan Nasional
Parti Sosialis Malaysia (PSM)
(016-9008202/03-22747791)

See you there.

Anonymous said...

I look at the pics posted.
Is this what BN is all about..? Only using the rear..???

Even the tudung ladies are enjoying it.

Why didn't BN apologise on this act? Maybe they condone it.

Too bad...
They could haved used their brains........!

Anonymous said...

Hi Uncle Zorro,

1st, a big thanks for all your updates from PP - it was exciting for people like me stuck elsewhere to be able to get the news as it was happening.

2nd, kinda shocking, the pictures here. Like the saying, a picture paints a thousand words! Only reaffirms that ruling party breeds all these Mat (& Mina) Rempits. You should send them to Malaysia Today and all other websites. Show everyone the true colors of these racist barbarians.

Lastly, wanted to comment on TDM remark yesterday that DSAI cannot outbid the BN for the frogs. TDM is exposing a corrupt system which he upheld for over 20 years. I say, let the frogs be - who wants a bunch of corrupt greedy racist MPs in Pakatan Rakyat anyways. Let's wait till the next GE and put in some new fresh clean candidates and win fair and square. Let the frogs stay where they are, the BN deserves them. Congrats BN, the froggies are a 'real' catch! (Hope they are worth your, more like ours actually, money for the next 4 years)

Love yr blog!

Anonymous said...

UMNO has her ass roasted, let us not spare the 'beggars'from MCA, Ng YY and Liow. These two children of the bi*ch, are a great insult to the Chinese community...they don't represent me!
How could they stoop so low?

Anonymous said...

UMNO LOST BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BEYOND SELF INTEREST, POWER AND MONEY

umi jawa said...

uncle, UMNO N BEE END KALAH SEBAB DORANG TU BODOH!!!!

Anonymous said...

saifool's swearing NOT valid bcos he said the date was 26thogos when he was raped !?

artic turban said...

next erection allready too late mah, country oready become zimbahwe, wife run away!!!!
loved that bit "diu nia asing" hoi dont tiu the singh mah>

Anonymous said...

You are entitled to your opinion and I will not deny and harass you as what comentators did on you recently. This is now my opinion and I will state it honestly.

Lets be honest la. You are bias. You cannot not to be so because you were working for PKR at PPauh and you are no fan of UMNO for whatever reason. And, I saw you are try to impose your view on UMNO but I am not sure you appreciate the sentimenst and insecurity of the Malays. It gives a clue that you see what you only wish to see.

On the unusual side for coin to stand on vertically, both side behave badly.

I believe you refuse to see and take into account how innocent voters felt intimidated by the presence and psychological harassment of PKR campaigners just for being suspected as a BN people.

I believe you refuse to see how media people were suspiciously treated and followed around ready to be strong armed. I am not talking about the two photographer incident. That could be hired Pekida doing smear tactic on PKR.

I believe you refuse to see how we as common voters saw PKR's overexuberant psygame to the point of equally refusing to respect the other side's right to campaign. I was an innocent passerby when Anwar visited PAS Bilik Gerakan next to the PPauh UMNO HQ.

As a non partisan voter in PPauh, I despised BN's personal attack on Anwar, particularly those unsuabstantiated allegations by Nalla and Ezam. I also saw Anwar's refusal to acknowledge authority and preempting events with equally unsuabstantiated accusations of conspiracy.

But I am ready to give him a chance. As someone who decided to vote for Anwar just to teach those indenial BN/UMNO people a lesson, I must advise you honestly that PKR does not have the right attitude, experiance and humility to rule yet. Selangor is but a fine example.

Lets not forget only 5 mnonths ago, PKR had only 1 seat in Parliament and spatial of ADUN seats here and there. PKR got where they are because of UMNO/BN's fault, great PKR PR/psygame and not their promises and visions. I know it is empty.

Only a short sensation of power, they are equally capable of harrassing their opponent and show contempt to the common people. I fear when they have power that they could be worse than BN in pouncing to any voices of desent.

UMNO BN took 60 years to become arrogant after lots of achievement for the country in which the sweetest is independence. You've got only 5 months. Shouldn't you prove what you already have first? We are not stupid ... remember we are ready to give you guys a chance.

zorro said...

White kettle: Thank you for you honest comment. I am convinced that it came from the heart. You wrote:

"Lets be honest la. You are bias. You cannot not to be so because you were working for PKR at PPauh and you are no fan of UMNO for whatever reason. And, I saw you are try to impose your view on UMNO but I am not sure you appreciate the sentimenst and insecurity of the Malays. It gives a clue that you see what you only wish to see."

I am not a card-carrying member of either PKR, DAP or PAS. Before 12GE our efforts were directed in revealing what ails the country. we did our little bit in contributing to the winning of 5 states and KL. I came to Permatang Pauh together with RPK and Haris IN SUPPORT and TO SUPPORT Anwar Ibrahim. It took us many arguments, many brainstorming sessions, many disagreements, many indecisions. We were undecided even after we were witnessed the nomination day. We could not reach a consensus as to whether we should park ourselves in PP. Our main gripe was: why didnt anwar do what he did not do in the years he was in BN? Has he said sorry for this? Then it happened at two ceremahs prior to PP. He said that God punished him for not doing what he had to do thru the years in jail and it was particularly in Bentong he said those heart-wrenching announcement: anak China, anak saya, anake India, anak saya, anak Melayu anak saya. We decided we will go to PP to give our little assistance.

White Kettle, I have always said in my postings that I would come down hard on PR coalition for any mis-steps. I took PKR to task on Aug 5 (http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2008/08/pkr-goonswatch-your-stepwe-are-warning.html
I warned PAS on 14 August:http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2008/08/pas-dont-you-dareyou-dont-want-to-be.html

The DAP had their share too:http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2008/03/in-you-go-kit-siang-you-asked-for-it.html
and here http://zorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com/2008/03/kit-siang-just-fuck-shut-up.html

UMNO has some good people that I know. They try to speak up for change but are usually shot down? There is already an implosion. Are you aware that some few thousand UMNO members did not vote in PP.

I hope you are convinced that I am not biased. I owe no loyalty to anyone, any party, I will die for this country but not for this present government. That is very plain White Kettle. I went to a forum last night and one speaker quoted a chinese proverb: water floats a ship; water can sink this same ship. We the rakyat is the WATER with TWO functions. That is our power. People of PP demonstrated this power. Salam and peace to all.

Anonymous said...

that's RIGHT ! H2O can even 'sink'
an 'unsinkable' TITANIC !!
watch out ! BN or PR !!