Thursday, August 28, 2008

LUCKY FOR YOU I CHANGED MY MIND.

You Pandikar Amin Mulia did say when asked by reporters if the new Permatang Pauh MP would be sworn in immediately after winning the election Tuesday"

"There is no necessity for him to be sworn in immediately. No necessity for that. Not that there is a power struggle,"

"Why is there a rush? We cannot assume that the person who wins the election is eager to take an oath and debate with the Speaker.

"Who knows? He may want to go for a holiday or perform the 'umrah',"

This chap was chosen to appease East Malaysia and not for anything else as we were proven right since parliament sat. When he took office it was reported that:

KOTA KINABALU: Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia has tendered his resignation as Kota Marudu Umno division chief 'in the interest of neutrality' of his Dewan Rakyat Speaker's post.

Such cockamanie!

We were preparing to leave the Barisan Rakyat Bloggers Op Center at Sunflower Fortune Hotel when I received a call from Jeff Ooi, MP Jelutong who was on his way to Parliament: "Bernard, prepare to HOOT tiam, tiam (hokkien meaning, whack teruh, teruh)". Of course YB was referring to the Speaker for UMNO. Haris, Gus Gan and I, before we reached Bidor for late lunch had amassed quite a good dossier on this grass-hopper to be embargoed for the right time. Please wish
Puan Sri Hatijah Teng Choy Ngan and your 3 children, Happy Merdeka!

Fortunately for him, fearing the whole opposition was goin to sit on him, he announced before Parliament sat:

"The result for the Permatang Pauh by-election is already out and the decision favours Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, so he will be sworn in tomorrow."

THIS GRASS-HOPPER WON'T LAST LONG. MARK THIS.

TAN SRI PANDIKAR AMIN MULIA...YOU MISSED THIS ROOM BY A FART-BREATH! YOU LUCKY FARTER.


BUT I AM PREPARING THE ROOM FOR
ACA deputy director-general (I) Datuk Abu Kassim Mohamad
LET'S SEE HOW HE HANDLES THE RM60 MILLION NALLA (KURAP)AM.

got to scoot off for a Mrs. Zorro-arranged-lunch or she may start proceedings....she too got some pro-bono lady lawyers in her collection.

9 comments:

Navi said...

Why keep your fart chamber empty. KJ who wanted DSAI buried in Permatang Pauh is a perfect candidate to fill in for now.

You will probably need a bigger chamber soon, as all those UMNO stooges the likes of Saiful, Ezam Nallakurapan and the idiots who tried to better the kama sutra need to be treated.

Anonymous said...

how about the 2 PR excos in perak who got caught receiving bribe money?

need to put them in the fart room also what.. No?

PR people are all angels and can do no wrong?

ZOLLO

umi jawa said...

dear uncle, jaga elok2 chamber u tu ya, n saya setuju ngan navi..KJ tu sepatutnya dh masuk dh chamber uncle tu..
n for the 2 PR exco kat perak.. come on la.. dh terbukti ke??

conscience said...

My friend zorro, your fart chamber reminds me of the smoking room at the airport, except no exhaust fans.
If you are going to put our animal farmer(speaker) in, make sure your 'production machines' are fed with a lot of garlic and onions!

Anonymous said...

zorro, please prepare one for one penang umno shitting chief (ahmad ismail) who said: " nonbumis should not be given equal rights !"

Unknown said...

haha, fart chamber... very creative.

Anonymous said...

Bro,

I know you are another outspoken blogger like RPK who speaks his mind. But just a caution. Please get ready with your mirror site in case yours too gets assassinated by MCMC

suresh

Anonymous said...

BOYCOTT tm net !!

Anonymous said...

" non bumis are all SQUATTERS in our land & they dun deserve the equal rights !!" said the DAMN DAMN DAMN shitting umno chief of penang branch !!