Monday, August 25, 2008

AH BENG VISITS PERMATANG PAUH.

Ah Beng, the epitome of Malaysian Chineseness heard about the Bloggers Op Centre at Sunflower Fortune Motel and told his pillon driver to lead him to Simpang Ampat. He looked like a typical Special Branch specimen and if I did not recognise him, the security guys around here would have put him thru some SB ingterrogation like how they love to do it to Raja Petra.

He aplogised for not identifying himself . He saiud he had some information so we allowed him to unload. He is definitely anti-BN.

His observations:

Heads Anwar, tail Arif

Gua parents migrated to Sebrang Perai and all she got was this Peh Moh, brother of a runaway cheat.

Who is this Peh Moh and why is he pregnant.

I say that during last night's BN ceremah, BN did not make any big mistakes because nobody watched.

Good news for DSAI. According to the polls, he just pulled ahead of the sumpah gang.

Arif said his campaign is now picking up momentum, which tends to happen when you're rolling downhill.

You've heard about the big race in Permatang Pauh. It's amazing. Right now, it's too close to tell who's going to get their ass kicked by Anwar.

I don't want to scare anybody here but we just received word from police that Arif is loose and may be armed with saiful sumpah and the mufti of FT as "backers".

More when we come back from the ceremah as I promised Ah Beng that beer is on me tonight.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

bradder Ah Beng!
make sure get all your bradders and ah Lians not to party too hard 2nite just becoz saudara Lim declare holiday...

All 2gethergather go support PR tomolow... got register one vote, no register one go make up numbers... scare d BN's sor hais, k?

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Anonymous said...

Zorro Sir! Long time no hear from me huh? hey I am with u about DSAI that he is way ahead in the polls. I would be disappointed if he loses (of course no way can he lose).Wah in M'sian politics the opposition kena sodomised and in S'pore,where I am,they make u bankrupt....but one thing good la they don't have to sumpa so still got chance to go to heaven..hehehe
Will visit u again soon.

Anonymous said...

the pregnant mamak loves the chinese, surelah, b4 byelection, after that ,loses or wins : fcuk the chinese, curse my dad sending me to shitkolah babicina !!

Anonymous said...

hey, pet-moh, about 3 short hours left, if you DARE to say : " give 5% ( no need 10% ) of uitm places to the chinese children then we chinese shall support you, ok ? ...
....ha !? WHAT ... dare NOT ah ?
canNOT ah..? FCUK you then ....
@#$%^&*...niamah smelly you !!

LynMay said...

"Arif said his campaign is now picking up momentum, which tends to happen when you're rolling downhill"

How true..how true... :)

These BN people are sooo desperate they become delusional..

Nostradamus said...

“Man of Honour” won Landslide Victory in P44 Permatang Pauh!

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

A defining moment in Malaysian History was achieved when DSAI won the by-election in Permatang Pauh yesterday with a landslide victory over his opponent just 3 days prior to Parliament presenting it’s 2009 Budget (29 August 2008) and 5 days prior to Malaysians celebrating it’s 51st Anniversary of Merdeka (Liberty Day) on 31st August 2008.

Sit tight for the next episode on 29 August 2008, the preview to 16 September 2008 when Malaysia celebrates “Freedom Day”.

More Prophesies at Nostradamus Quatrains on “Wag the Dog” and Nostradamus Quatrains on Malaysia.

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Unknown said...

To All the Pakatan Rakyat supporters & volunteers,

Pls be 100% alert on tomorrow whole day long voting process and especially the transfer of votes from polling center to the Dewan for counting. We should consider the possibility of someone who may swap the ballot boxes.
Therefore all kind of preventive action need to be carry out in all polling station.
Besides, pls come out with the counter measure for ensuring there is a smooth of electricity supply and communication system.
There are more dirty tricks which might happen anytime.

PeoplePower

Anonymous said...

To all of you 'foreign visitors' now in PP and keeping us 'foreign residents' informed on the latest....A BIG THANK YOU & KEEP IT UP GUYS! FOR A NEW MALAYSIA!

Anonymous said...

Quote: "Arif said his campaign is now picking up momentum, which tends to happen when you're rolling downhill."
Unquote.
Ha....ha....ha....Bernard old chap, you sure made me laugh hard on this one! Right on....let the momentum keeps rolling....all the way to the longkang!!!
Wishing Anwar and family all the very best for tomorrow's big fight!

Donplaypuks® said...

Who cares about non-entities like Arif?

Power to the People!

Today, Permatamg Pauh, Tomorrow, The Nation.

Mrs. DSAI, start measuring carpet and curtain sizes 1st-5th floor, Putrajaya!! Royal Blue will be nice.

http:donplaypuks.blogspot.com

artic turban said...

SO SOMEBODY has BEEN TALKING, WELL actually I am on a long leave as I am recovering from a botched spinal surgery from pantai medical which left me partially paraylysed in the left foot and had to do a remedial surgery here in nokialand, finland, but that seems to be working out but the healing process is slow. But right now I do have a lot of time on my hands as I am recoverying also from an angioplasty, the missus tells me not to get stressed up , but how not to, when you hear moronic statements from our sherlocks from umno. WELL when I come back, I hope to catch up with the bloggers and to buy you a double malt and have a drink or 10, I am in the land of boozers but can't get a drop due to the meds, have sneaked out though. Listen I wish to congratulate all the bloggers for the self-lessness in creating awareness to the masses, But the thing that I find very surprising is people are doing it for volunteerly without looking for something monetery in return.
I feel it is a blessing, ALL YOU BLOGGERS, BAND OF BROTHERS/ SISTERS, FOR OPENING UP AN AVENUE FOR the freedom to express our views openly, to agree and disagree, to agree to disagree and also to the new awareness that there are a lot of likeminded souls out there. THIS GOES TO SHOW A MATURITY, A COMING OF A NEW DAWN FOR MALAYSIA, THANK YOU BERNARD, SAM,RAJA PETRA, ANIL NETTO AND ALL REST OF THE BLOGGERS. GOD BLESS AND KEEPS YOU SAFE.
THANK YOU

Crankster said...

Ah Beng?? What on earth?

Anonymous said...

Zorro,
Ah Beng in PP is welcome news. More like him should be there. Surprisingly the MIC moron SemiVelu is also campaigning door-to-door and shamelessly says the Indians now love MIC and the sleepy head's government. What a bloody fool? He got kicked out of Sungai Siput and still thinks that the Indians love him. Only the arse-kissers of UMNO like him. BTW it seems he was behind the fiasco of the bogus Hindraf bonfire at a Chinese temple. These grovelling scumbags just don't understand the feeling of the Indians. The Indian community would be better off without idiots like him.
Thank you and the other bloggers for keeping us informed. I don't trust the MSM.