Saturday, August 16, 2008

SINFUL SAILFOOL


For that matter, swearing on anything holy book and then blatantly lie is not only despicable but also bringing into disrepute the holy book.

Sorrowing Saiful, swore on the Quran that he was sodomised by Anwar Ibrahim. This swearing was so appropriately timed to coincide with the eve of Anwar's Permatang Pauh's Nomination Day.Strategic tragedy if you look at it this way:

Early in August, Saiful magnanimously, in his blog, wished Anwar best of luck on his decision to stand for the by-election on 16 August in Permatang Pauh.

After the swearing, this allegedly buggerred brat, was asked by a sharp reporter to comment on the timing of his swearing on the Qurah, innocently proclaimed to a laughing world audience replied:

"It’s all a coincidence. We don’t know that Anwar is going to contest…
"

Betcha, his tutors, coach , mentor or Mary Jane (?) must have turned purple with rage at this flipity -flop. Question: where he learned this violent art of flip-flop? One possible teacher would be the guy who said he has never met or did not know Saifool but later admitted that yes this said Saifool did come to him to seek advice about his sore ass.

This angered Haris Ibrahim such that he
asked "Er, Saiful, you did lie to the whole world yesterday?"

Far up north, from the cold front, Malaysian Arctic Turban in Sweden (or Norway, sorry I forgot) got so heated by this liar that he forced me to read the Star story. But knowing my aversion for the Nasty Times and the non-twinkling Star he wrote on my comment box:

Read yesterdays newspapers highlighted a story from johor where a school master tried to molest and sodomise a std six male student whilst on the way to the mosque, the std 6 child fought against the advances made against him by the school master in his late 20s, now police are looking for the school-master. WELL bernard if a std 6 child can fight against a grown man, what tale is sinful saifool talking kock about, his claims a 61 year old man with a bad back sodomised him against his wishes.......

Another reader conducted a cyber-interview with our injured Saifool:

Saiful: I feel that the time is right for me to do my duty as a Muslim and Malaysian by doing what is right.”

Me: I ponder, He said he felt today was the right time to do his duty as a Muslim after 2 months by doing what is right? So, what was right thing to do? Swear on the Quran was the right thing to do? I do agree. But then, would it be taken to mean that the earlier meeting with Najib, Dr Mohamed and negotiating with a police officer and ultimately making a police report was in itself never the right thing? If he wants to do his duty he should in the first place had sworn by the Quran and thereon leave it to Allah to punish Anwar. But he is so passionate to want so much publicity and gaining compassion. By his own words, “it is between him and anwar and Allah”; if that is so, then why he wants so much publicity to proof that his arse was on the line of fire? I am puzzled and perplexed!

Saiful: “He swore in the name of Allah and in accordance to the teachings of Islam and as advised by religious scholars and teachers that I was sodomised by Anwar Ibrahim.”

Me: There seems to be a catch - did he say that he was advised by religious scholars and teachers that he was sodomized by Anwar? He was advised to swear that he was sodomized? Or he was advised that he need to swear? And he said it was done in accordance with the teaching of Islam? Tell me in which Surah gave such teachings on swearing? I have not found a phrase in the Quran pertaining to swearing as an victim; the victim was suppose to get the necessary witnesses as espoused; that’s the rule of syariah.

Saiful: “I’ve taken this oath to prove that my allegations are completely true. Allah is the only place where I can complain to.”

Me: If Allah is the ONLY place to complain, then why did he go everywhere, including to Najib to complain. Najib is not Allah! And he don’t have to take an oath to prove that his allegation is completely true. If the sodomy is true, Allah surely knows; the Quran said Allah knows everything; so you don’t need to prove to Allah that you did not lie. If you believe in Allah, you must also believed that Allah is all knowing and Allah is omnipotent and omnipresent.

Saiful: “I’ve done this for God … and I do not wish to lie to the world as he [Anwar] has done.”

Me: Ehm!!! You did this for God? Oh my God! You can’t be doing this for God; you are doing this for yourself and to convinced us human beings that you did not lie; you don’t do this swearing for God and God do not need you to do this for Him.

Saiful: “I’ve not been hiding but I was quietly gathering enough courage to answer all the allegations against me, especially by Anwar Ibrahim. It needs mental and spiritual strength as taking an oath is not something trivial or easy. The consequences can be very dire in the eyes of God. Nevertheless, Allah has given me the strength to take the oath today.”

Me: Why do he need mental and spiritual courage to tell God? If you believed that God is all knowing, it must mean that He already knows whether you tell Him or not. Of course the consequences of falsely swearing to God is dire in the eyes of God. But if the sodomy was a factual act committed, he never need to fear about telling this truth to God because he already knows that God knows of what had happened to his arse. I don’t need strength to tell God because I know that God is omnipotent and omnipresent irrespective whether I tell Him or not.

Saiful: “This is not a political matter, it is a private matter between me and Anwar Ibrahim.”

Me: This certainly is a private matter between 2 person and God alone. Saiful is right on this. But then he chose to go to Najib for advice; Najib was the first to know. After that, he then went to some specific police officer for advice at a hotel room to discuss the sodomy; thereafter, he went to so Dr Mohamed and then to HKL before he went to make a police report. By involving so many parties it was no more a private matter; it has become a public issue.

It must have been a great courage for him to come out now to meet the press after the swearing. The swearing was suppose to be a private matter; but he went to the press to pronounce the swearing for reasons all can imagine. To say that he has “gathered courage” after 2 months while all along he was taunting Anwar and flashing victory signs at the media camera is quite cheap and shows the stupidity of the forces who are behind him. Evil is their thought! Did it take two months for him to gather courage while all along he was blogging about anything he could imagine about his relations with Anwar and PKR? Hogwash!

DEFINITELY A GOOD LAUGH FOR A WEEKEND. YES?

17 comments:

Donplaypuks® said...

Zorro

Saiful WILL HAVE to SWEAR ON THE KORAN in open court at the trial.

So, why this public swearing on the Koran?

In my layman's opinion it is blatant politicisation of the case, sub-judice, malicious, contempt of court, attempting trial by media and undermining due process of the Law.

DSAI's lawyers should file for dismissal of the case on Monday. How on earth do they think there can be a fair trial after this, with Saiful being fully backed by the police? Can it be anything else but a massive CONSPIRACY?

I read that Firaun has dared DSAI to swear on the Koran too. Should we all dare Firaun to swear on the Koran that he did not pressurise Petronas to bail-out his company during the 1998 currency financial crisis?
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

wong said...

wait while u guys are thrashing it out...where is his wife to be? i would be keen to be her best friend ...moment like this..address ? tel ? doing sai fooooooooool a favour!

Anonymous said...

aiyah, lu semua olang tak faham saya manyak susah lah ! semenjak 28
haribulan jun, saya sangat dukacita
kerana lubang manyak sakit ! uncle pet ada urut urut lubang saya dengan minyak babicina. sudah kat 2 bulan saya tak keluar pintu, tak baca surat khabar, jadi 'tak tahu' dia mau tanding byerection di PP !
so, sekarang ada lah coincidence tadak olang lain suruh saya buat begeni, jangan salah faham olang baik yang manyak tolong saya & nasihat saya , ok ? terima kasih !!

Sklau said...

I'm frigging mad with this turdball swearing maggot. How is it he can't decide if it was consensual or non-consensual buggery? And don't even forget about that plastic thing that went up his ass instead of a dick.

When questioned if that was the first time he got his butt impaled, he answered in the affirmative. I thought he said he got poked 8 times !!!

By the way, swearing in the name of God is always a double whammy. Firstly, you know you can make a mockery of God because you know He will never answer you back.

Secondly, guilty people always insist on lying through their teeth, and swearing on a cookbook just doesn't make sense now does it?

Anonymous said...

I have met many stupid people..but surely this is the most stupidest...the person who advised him also damn F*UCKING stupid.

After the elections the very next day, I can be sure najis and company, will just throw him in the dustbin. He has outlived is usefulness. I don't think he can even get within 100metre to Najis residence.

mode de la shadow said...

Pious people turn to the holy books to look for guidance and wisdom in God’s words away from prying eyes, crooks make themselves look pious by making use of the holy book in full view of an audience….

artic turban said...

And these are the so called free scholarship receivers, and after they dropout,go looking for politicians to hold their hands to get so called second scholarship. I wonder in which country other than ours, where the DPM HAS GOT TIME TO ENTERTAIN SHY- FOOLS LIKE THIS. ON TOP OF THAT, this fool not only did not concentrate on his uni. studies, he even is remiss in studying and understanding his own religion, the way he gave his answers as shown in the above interview, sinfool shy -fool has shown how stupid and callous he is, wonder who were his agama masters who taught him his klass agama, goes to show they are neither here nor there, dropouts kot. malu lah macam ni pun ada, manusia atau binatang.

Unknown said...

I see our "honourable" TDM is also sticking his nose in and challenging Anwar to follow suit and swear on the Quran. What a JOKER!

Anonymous said...

Let us not be fools either wasting time and space on this fool.

The learned have clearly stated what is right and morally right too.

This fool is a pawn in the works for those who are feverishly clinging to a sliding power pole.

MikeM said...

well said... from the beginning, it is so clear that tis is political weapon against DSAI. Let's just watch wat tis fool next action. it definitely a good laugh for the weekend :)

i like chopin said...

Uncle Zorro,u r right,a very good laugh for a dull weekend!

Wonder if any local film director coming out to offer him a role in his next comedy?

Anyway,thanks,Sinfool,for the good entertainment.NEP BOLEH,MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Unknown said...

"Bahawa Dengan nama Allah saya bersumpah saya tidak
melakukan perbuatan terkutuk ifu. Dan ini semua adalah fitnah
dan tohmahan jahat untuk terus menghina dan mengaibkan
Seisikeluarga Saya" - Batu Pahat, Johor Darul Takzim 19 September 1998
_petikan dari cover BUKU SUMPAH dan AIR MATA Reformis bangsa oleh Mohd sayuti Omar
terbitan tinta merah Kuala Lumpur 1958.

Anonymous said...

Only big God knows the truth, Zorro, only big God knows. We can all speculate to kingdom come.

It's a political game and as one clever bastard once said and I'll never get tired of repeating, "All's fair in love and war."

As for me, I don't really care anymore as either way, BN or PR, the rakyat are still the BIG losers.

All the BN idiots (the fact is Anwar DID try to entice them, and BN losers are joining PKR en masse) will just move over to PR, if PR formed the government. (We are already seeing BN-like PKR thugs beating up photographers. And it's only the beginning.)

In the end, PR becomes BN again, so what change?

I just watch, with big God (who doesn't meddle) in "what's next?" astonishment at the manoeuvres and laugh.

The win, as history tells us, will always go to the most cunning because he can deceive better than the other. And because there are more fools in the world. Sigh.

Btw, nice moustache you got there. Makes you look very distinguish!

zorro said...

Rox, I get your drift. I have said in a recent post that most PKR guys are ex-UMNO. They may have shed their skins seasonally but they have not severed themselves from UMNO....but that too is a garguantuan task...it is not a habit, this craze for control, this affinity with corruption.It is an UMNO genes thing. It is not a malay thing. The malay soul is gentle, polite. Religion was recruited to unite the race. Nothing wrong in that. But religion was exploited. That is wrong. The leaders drummed that into the gentle soul and converted the mass. My closest friends are Malays who never allowed religion to come between us. Today, the leaders have used religion to separate us.

It is 4:20 and I have to hit the sack to be ready to attend a Press Con at the PKR HQ....Gus Dur is to make some announcement about sodomy.

Rox, one morning when I had to put on my jacket for a training session, my 6 year old son then, said to me: Pa, you look very extinguised. He was already into malapropism. Thanks for the visit sayhang.

Anonymous said...

Jesus said:
34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God’s throne:
35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
===============

What has this stupid and meaningless religious ritual of swearing to do with telling the truth?

“But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.”

Saiful is so obviously a fool and a scumbag full of lies. And he even dared to swear by the holy book of his god, Thus NOT ONLY taking the name of his god in vain,
BUT ALSO bearing false witness against another Muslim!

Horror of horror… Saiful has committed such an abominable evil.
May his god deal justly with such a devious and perverse man.

The God of heaven declared:

“Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.”

“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”

sing, penang

kerry said...

It could be true that Saiful wasnt aware that DSAI was contesting. His blog is only in his name, somebody else is writing it, maybe? Just like his fiance's? Maybe?

He's probably been financially well rewarded to take orders and make appearances as and when, maybe?

Anonymous said...

SAIFUL BODOH SHIT .....