Tuesday, August 3, 2010

ZAM ZAM THE MIRACLE WORKER.

JUST when the going was getting real tough Perak MB Zambry Abdul Kadir revealed today that the state has managed to find "extraordinary income" to the tune of RM117 million to cancel out the deficit in the state's budget.



DANG! This guy is good. He should take over Jala's place and we would not go bankrupt and we can enjoy our subsidies. According to HANTU, he got it from two categories of people. The first group were those cronies who got gargantuan projects without open tenders (and there are hordes of this mixture) and the remainder came from the pool of FROGS.......remember them?.....those friendly frogs!

Pee-pee a LEPTARD*
commenter that I exiled
would love this post.

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25 comments:

LibangLibu said...

Tuan Zorro,

1) is his title 'Dr' for real?

2) is he cheating all Perakians by claiming he is Malay?

Pak Zawi said...

Zorro,
He should be made the Minister of Finance and solve all of our nation's financial woes. I wonder why they should be stealing from the nation's coffer when they can easily make so much money appear from thin air.

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

We can make as much noise we like about Perak, its already too late. PR got no one to blame but themselves. They gave the State away to BN on a silver platter.

As warned by RPK, they should have dissolved the state assembly when news about them frogs planning or about to hop over to the other side. BUT PR leaders were too confident and thick headed to heed the calls of RPK.

DAP & PKR are liabilities to PR. Look at their leaders or senior members ... either they are fishy looking or the incapable types.

wandererAUS said...

wow! since when a black looking zombie engaged in a "political prostitution" trade. Is Jelapan whore the main actor? Even a limping arse i in demand, Umno bastards must be really desperate!

Anonymous said...

Auta Doctor, bought from a degree mill. He should show us the Ph D to dispel our doubts.

sri hartamas

pinsysu said...

president obama wud love to recruit zam zam to lead his economy advisory team ... US trade deificits wud mysteriously disappear & job data improves by Hee-frog leap & stock market rages on like bull(shit) ... zam zam must have taken a crash course from mukhriz's FDI wonders! LOL!

eat-pig said...

wandererAUS

How come the limping arse (to quote you) was saluted when she was in the DAP.
Or is it she became limp after she left Keadilan?
what kind of logic you have

But guys sorry. Zamberi has got the stranglehold of Perak.
Consider it a BN state for ever.

Anonymous said...

Since this golliwog mamak took over Perak, he and his cronies have been trying and tearing to buy over the support of the Perakians. Let us tell this golliwog and his cronies, they can do whatever they want, over and under the table, we will never ever support this unethical, power greedy bunch. We will use all our resources to kick their dirty asses out come GE13.

Distinguished MCA member said...

Hi all,

I hope my following COMMENT will help ENLIGHTEN many CLOUDED thoughts:

1)'Peaceful' or 'Non-peaceful' gatherings, POLICE PERMIT is a MUST to obtain. This is the LAW & ORDER regardless.

2) If the CANDLELIGHT VIGILS organizers & participations claimed it's indeed a PEACEFUL GATHERING, then, the ones who got arrested OUGHT to cooperate with the Police when being ARRESTED. Those who were ARRESTED should NOT have RESISTED or RETALIATE their respective ARREST. They should instead follow the Police back to 'BALAI' & sort out their MISUNDERSTANDINGS in the Police Station instead. Let's be CIVILIZED on this, ok???

3) RESISTING & RETALIATING police arrest WILL only cause further TENSION & unnecessary PROBLEMS of which had proven TRUE during last Sunday.

4) PEACEFUL GATHERING means "NO SHOUTING". Noise pollution is regarded as "NON-PEACEFUL" becos' it DISTURBS others. Thus, the claimed of PEACEFUL GATHERING last Sunday is indeed NOT a peaceful one after all. It's just a mere EXCUSE, you know???

5) The recent PJ CANDLELIGHT VIGIL was held at the WRONG VENUE (Amcorp Mall). The IRRESPONSIBLE actions of these so-called PRIMITIVE BARBARIANS (referring to the organizers & participants) had caused UNNECESSARY problems, hardship & traffic woes to INNOCENT shoppers who happened to be around that vicinity.

6) Business operations in Amcorp Mall was BADLY DISTURBED. Businesses was affected & how could anyone consider it a PEACEFUL GATHERING when Business Owners in the Mall were left to suffer??? I see the actions, claims & reasons given by the ANTI-ISA GATHERINGS as "SELFISH" & "THREATENING to PUBLIC SECURITY".

7) The Police & FRU should NOT be BLAMED as they are only carrying out their duties. If those who are OUGHT to be arrested RESIST arrest, then, FORCE had to be used to CAPTURE them. There's a saying which goes "If a DOG doesn't OBEY, then the MASTER gotta use FORCE", correct???

8) Whether ISA should be abolished or not, we ought to leave this matter to LAW MAKERS. 'The rakyat' should NOT try to act SMART by doing things their own way. This will only result 'the rakyat' to look like DONKEYS trying to emulate MONKEYS. Moreover, such so-called "PERHIMPUNAN HARAM" does NOT bring any CONSTRUCTIVE CHANGES but only problems & humiliations to all parties.

9) Lastly, the Police & FRU should be given MORE AUTHORITY to tackle these frequent on-going ILLEGAL GATHERINGS. Such events bring NEGATIVE PERCEPTION to our country & our next generation. Moreover, any INNOCENT people who have NO INTEREST in such events will also suffer too. I reckon the GOVT. to give more AUTHORITY to the Police & FRU so that they are entitled to "SHOOT ON SIGHT" at any participants of these ILLEGAL GATHERINGS. FORCE gotta be used to teach the STUBBORN & IGNORANT ones!!!

I hope what took place last Sunday will be the LAST UNFORTUNATE event of such. MALAYSIA doesn't need INSANE BARBARIANS gathering & screaming in the public holding stupid CANDLES as if there's no such thing called "Electricity" while marching to TIMBUKTU. Time should be BETTER SPENT doing more beneficial things, right???

The ANTI-ISA organizers & participants had brought GREAT SHAME to the country. It's very SAD to witness this. "GROW UP, MALAYSIANS!!!"

MCA member said...

Hi all,

1)'Peaceful' or 'Non-peaceful' gatherings, POLICE PERMIT is a MUST to obtain. This is the LAW & ORDER regardless.

2) If the CANDLELIGHT VIGILS organizers & participations claimed it's indeed a PEACEFUL GATHERING, then, the ones who got arrested OUGHT to cooperate with the Police when being ARRESTED. Those who were ARRESTED should NOT have RESISTED or RETALIATE their respective ARREST. They should instead follow the Police back to 'BALAI' & sort out their MISUNDERSTANDINGS in the Police Station instead. Let's be CIVILIZED on this, ok???

3) PEACEFUL GATHERING means "NO SHOUTING". Noise pollution is regarded as "NON-PEACEFUL". Thus, the claimed of PEACEFUL GATHERING last Sunday is indeed NOT a peaceful one after all. It's just a mere EXCUSE.

4) The recent PJ CANDLELIGHT VIGIL was held at the WRONG VENUE (Amcorp Mall). The IRRESPONSIBLE actions of these so-called PRIMITIVE BARBARIANS (referring to the organizers & participants) had caused UNNECESSARY problems, hardship & traffic woes to INNOCENT shoppers who happened to be around that vicinity. Business operations in Amcorp Mall was BADLY DISTURBED & how could one consider this as a PEACEFUL GATHERING??? It's "SELFISH" & "THREATENING to PUBLIC SECURITY".

5) The Police & FRU should NOT be BLAMED as they are only carrying out their duties. There's a saying which goes "If a DOG doesn't OBEY, then the MASTER gotta use FORCE", correct???

6) Whether ISA should be abolished or not, we ought to leave this matter to LAW MAKERS. 'The rakyat' should NOT try to act SMART by doing things their own way. This will only result 'the rakyat' to look like DONKEYS trying to emulate MONKEYS.

7) I reckon the GOVT. to give more AUTHORITY to the authorities so that they are entitled to "SHOOT ON SIGHT" at any participants of these ILLEGAL GATHERINGS.

MALAYSIA doesn't need INSANE BARBARIANS gathering & screaming in the public holding stupid CANDLES as if there's no such thing called "Electricity" while marching to TIMBUKTU.

"GROW UP, MALAYSIANS!!!"

semuanya OK kot said...

In the first place, who created the Perak deficit?

zorro said...

DISTINGUISHED MCA Member....get ready for my next post.

sampalee said...

MCA is sick,but not insane.The out pouring of insanity from a so called member must be recognised as works of agents out to destroy mca.Beware of false flag operation,Why can't he identify himself?

wandererAUS said...

eat pig

Just like you, if you continue eating too much of pig, you may end up a "PIG ARSE"
Logical enough?

new fart said...

DISTINGUISHED "Malaysia Corrupted Agency" member....what r u trying to spin??? Apply for a permit before you hold peaceful vigils? Oh yes...and the pariah dogs will gladly give out those permits if you apply for one, right? Fat fucking chance, not unless you are from that Ameno party. Look at those cow-head stompers..have they been stormed by your pigs-in-blue whilst they were doing it? Oh, of course they have applied for a permit and given one, right??? So they were doing it legally! Yes, keep spinning till the cows come home!

Anonymous said...

oh! so performed a zam zam alikazam on the perakians.

Anonymous said...

Dear Uncle Zorro

Apparently "Distinguished MCA Member" has never seen a peaceful demonstration in a foreign country where freedom of speech and freedom of assembly is respected.

Distinguished MCA Member never visits his/her son/daughter in foreign countries like Australia, NZ, Canada, UK, USA etc??

Phua Kai Lit

shar101 said...

Hehehe! MCA got punk'd by DPM on the 'Allah' issue and now, they want to cosy up to PDRM?

That's rich, ain't it.

Lemmee make a guess on who this 'MCA' bloke is - TOKZ!!!!

TOKZ said...

Hi all,

Kindly allow me to add-on to what commentator "Distinguished MCA member" had said.

Here we go....

There’s saying which goes “A SMART PERSON LEARNS FROM EXPERIENCES”

Well, it’s those ILLEGAL GATHERINGS & DEMONSTRATIONS of which had FREQUENTLY took place that resulted the POLICE & FRU to be a lot SMARTER especially in how to tackle such tricky situations these days. This include the “COW HEAD” saga.

That’s why the POLICE & FRU no longer NEGOTIATE but move straight into action come any ILLEGAL GATHERINGS. I assumed the POLICE & FRU had tried all ways to be SENSIBLE by knocking SENSE into ILLEGAL PROTESTERS’ brains but sadly these PROTESTERS just “DON’T LEARN”. Whether these PROTESTERS are “KURANG AJAR” or “TAK TAHU BELAJAR”, you decide.

Thus, the BEST WAY for the POLICE & FRU to tackle such events these days would be to “TERUS TANGKAP BALIK BALAI SAHAJA”. Somehow I still DON’T think this way would SOLVE the problem of the CONSTANT PERHIMPUNAN HARAM we MALAYSIANS have around us.

Personally I think the BEST way to put a COMPLETE STOP to all these NUISANCE ILLEGAL GATHERINGS will be for the POLICE & FRU to have the RIGHTS to SHOOT DOWN the ILLEGAL PROTESTERS. Perhaps by using such a way, these MORONIC PROTESTERS will finally be SCARED & thus START learning.

Melayu cakap “TAK AJAR, TAK TAKUT”.

telur dua said...

PKFZ need Zam to work his miracle there. They need him quick.

Malaysia got talent!

shar101 said...

Geee .. I wonder if 'Jerry Chin' will also turn up to support 'Distingushed MCA member' and 'TOKZ'?

Same stupid bloody script coming from an ingrate who's denser than a brown dwarf.

Matmouse's Blog said...

This Zam guy has gone bonkers.

Perak is a failed and Rogue State, lah!

It's a stinking shame to the Stature of the legal luminary in the Sultan and the Governance Eminence in the Rajah Muda!

Insane!

Jong said...

So the 'Gambir and Snake Oil' peddler is back in business again?!!!
Those rogues are destroying the country. It's sad.

Matmouse's Blog said...

Where is the Ponzi operator, Harussani guy who made a rip-off scheme halal and which skimmed off some $B200.0m Bruneians and Malaysian?

He should be stoned under the famous Ipoh "DUN" tree!

adrian said...

Dear Ordinary MCA member,
Wah!!!!! with Zorro and the rest of the anti ISA team, you very terror.....first of all, I am nither a member of any political party, nither with any NGO, goverment or otherwise....but I have only question here that I feel you should answer, thats if you have the balls......when UMNOputras march the streets in protest together with cows head, or whatever, will you write the same thing, maybe in the MCA-owned paper "The Star" ???? Of course not........ plse reply my good friend if not, plse f*#k off from this great blog......Am praying hard for the Goverment to announce the date for the next elections, let MCA, MIC and PPP follow Gerakan into oblivion.....