Thursday, August 19, 2010

SODOMY CIRCUS TURNS INTO A SEX OPERA!

I received this from Martin Jalleh at 5:59pm. I took it as a tacit go ahead to post this on my blog.
CARTOONS FROM CARTOON LIBRARY

By Martin Jalleh

It seems that for the past few days the Attorney General (AG)’s Chambers have become somewhat like a boiler room after being hit by one steamy story after another. The AG, Gani Patail, has been going bonkers, berserk and ballistic, as a result of an unexpected hard blow below the belt by Raja Petra Kamarudin (RPK).

The famous whistleblower, lid-blower and blogger had dropped a bombshell by alleging that the AG has been bonking the head of one of his divisions.Such news blew many away but RPK said their sexploits were nothing new. Many in the AG’s Chambers have chosen to turn a blind eye to their boss’ bonking.

The AG and partner have allegedly saved the nation’s taxpayers money, as they would blissfully bunk, bonk and bond in the same hotel room during their frequent trips abroad.


We should not be bogged down by who is bonking whom, but when such basic or base instincts are allegedly displayed by the nation’s top legal officer it becomes the rakyat’s business!

This is especially so when the AG has been bonking from high moral ground of his Office whilst trying hard to banish Anwar Ibrahim into political oblivion with a bull-loaded sodomy charge.

Bonking Binge

The sex opera began with RPK alleging that the prosecution’s star witness in Anwar's Sodomy II trial, Mohd Saiful Bukhar, was bonking Farah Azlina Latif, a deputy public prosecutor (DPP) involved in the case.




Was RPK bluffing? The AG begged not to comment but instead bundled Farah off to another division. Saiful and Farah bound themselves in silence, though Saiful could not stop babbling about the truth finally prevailing (and it really did!)

Anwar lodged a police report alleging that the “bonkers” had breached the law, especially the OSA. Karpal Singh, Anwar's lead lawyer, said the couple, if innocent, should be bold enough to verify what they have been accused of. The Court was duty bound to allow him to question them in Court.

Karpal also blasted the AG’s Chambers: "Never before in the history of the country or in the Commonwealth has a DPP had an affair with the star witness". The brave legal tiger forgot for a moment that he was inBolehland, where everything is beyond human comprehension!

The AG betrayed himself when he passed the baby on to Solicitor-General (SG) II Mohd Yusof Zainal Abiden, who told the court that the prosecution was totally blur on the bonking. He accused Anwar of making “bare allegations” and insisted there was no miscarriage of justice!

Karpal countered that Anwar had “bare facts” and “hard evidence” that the two had bared and bonked. He urged the Court not to go soft on the prosecution. The naked truth they could stand no more -- is that their absolute lack of integrity has been exposed and credibility stripped to the very core!

The SG who was in the best position to respond to Anwar’s affidavit seeking the dismissal of the case, or require Saiful and Farah to file an affidavit, bewildered everyone by passing the buck to his subordinate DPP Hanafiah Zakaria and Investigating Officer (IO) Supt Jude Pereira.

As expected, the Court, which has been perceived by the general public as subserviently doing the bidding of the political masters, bowed and bent backwards, much to the pleasure of those in the AG’s Chambers.

Judge Zaibidin Diah found Anwar’s allegations of the Saiful-Farah’s sexual affair to be true but he ruled that the relationship did not compromise the case. He based this solely on the affidavits of the DPP and the IO. He rejected Anwar's application to strike out the sodomy charge.

We are asked by the Court to believe that Farah, a qualified lawyer, chosen to be on the high-powered prosecution team, to assist in such a high-profile case, was merely a note-taker and beyond reasonable doubt was not privy to crucial information on the case!

Further, surely the learned judge knows that great empires have fallen when forbidden secrets were released by a lover during pulsating and passionate bonking moments and pillow talk. From the charge sheet and on to the bed sheet surely much would have been spilled!

As for DPP Hanafiah, Karpal told the Court that the DPP’s very own credibility was in question, alleging that the latter had had a second marriage in Thailand, and had tried to “legalise his marriage in Kota Bahru” and is therefore “guilty of committing an offence under the Syariah law”!

The IO had said that all investigation papers were strictly under his control. But who can trust the police nowadays? Even the Kota Kinabalu Sessions Court had described Jude Pereira’s boss, IGP Musa Hassan, “an incredible witness whose evidence is not to be believed”!

Monsters & Masterminds

The rakyat’s heart goes out to Janna Syariza, the fiancée of Saiful. Once when referring to the sodomy case, she had very bravely declared that she will stand by her man through the “monstrous battle that is looming ahead”, not realising that a “monster” was standing next to her.

RPK has also alleged in a blog posting “Just when you thought it is safe to go into the water”, that Saiful is also bonking Khairil Annas Jusoh, an aide of Najib. The man had proudly posed with the sodomy accuser outside the PM’s office when the latter went there “to apply for a scholarship”!


RPK revealed that after a one-month marriage, and on learning about the affair, Khairil’s wife left him and “divorce is certainly on the cards”. Will Janna Syariza, the fiancée of Saiful, be able to stomach and survive this third “storm”? She can be assured of the sympathies of many Malaysians.

One cannot but feel also for the fiancé of Farah who according to the Malaysian Chronicle is the assistant head of the prosecution unit in a northern state. They were engaged last year. Their marriage was due to take place on July 9.

A day before the marriage was due to be solemnized she asked for a cancellation, leaving her fiancé who had already sent out all the invitation cards stunned and heartbroken. Farah must have realized that she had gone too far!

Before we could even recover from the revelations of the shocking sex scandals of those who allow themselves to be used by the masterminds to destroy Anwar politically, RPK serves yet another sex sizzler and it involves the Attorney General himself!

Gani Patail must not remain silent. He must speak up and reveal whether it is just a spin (just like when almost everyone first thought that the Saiful-Farah sex liaison was one?). Not only his credibility and integrity is at stake, but also that of the Office of the Attorney General...and even the government!

Strangely enough the country’s self-appointed moralists and religious authorities have also been very silent on the sex fest that has taken place. There have been no screams or shouts of zina or khalwat or interviews and investigations to be conducted. Perhaps they have all grown up?

If such secret sex trysts are really going on amongst those in the Chambers of the AG what would be left of the public’s trust!

25 comments:

Antares said...

If only Gummy Petai, his prosecution team, and Sadfool Bonkkhairil would concentrate on their own sexual escapades - and quit murkying the political waters by trying to crucify Anwar Ibrahim, we would be content to keep quiet and cheer them on - but only after they have shown enough horse sense to resign immediately from public office.

Janna's friend said...

Is it any business of yours if Janna is still Saiful's fiance?
Leave her alone.
She doesn't need you as a cheer-leader.
She doesn't want her name to be dragged in your mud.
Have your agenda by all means. But don't include her.

Anonymous said...

When justice fails, and fail at the most critical time, what else has Malaysia left? We should be taking out a public census who is Public Enemy No.1 in this country. The IGP? The AG? Or the whole Judicial Institution itself? Honestly, it would seem they all indisputably tie for the top spot. Head-to-head. The ISA would probably come in to take the 4th spot.
malsia1206

artchan said...

Horny tudunged chicks in the prosecution team huh? Was she open season for all the males in the team on was only Saiful bonking her?

Anonymous said...

What a fucking mess. Malu lah ooi!

baDboyzs said...

All these wonderful public revelations are such wonderful news !

Just one more tiny step to Putrajaya - good luck Pakatan !

anything new ( or old ) on rockee nuranee since we are now on a roll!

maybe its time

Anonymous said...

The way the whole country is going... does anyone ever spare a thought about the rakyat who have to struggle everyday and night trying to put enough food on the table and worrying their tomorrow? And the govt spending rakyat tax money on screwed up commission after another and nothing happens after that?

Anonymous said...

Janna's fren...it's for her own good. She deserves someone better.

Anonymous said...

Headline on today's paper:

"The Government is committed to building a country that is better, stronger and more progressive, Datuk Seri Najib Razak said."

Where is the commitment when we have so many strange court decisions in the judiciary?

Anonymous said...

These fuckin fuckers fuckin away their life is the least of my problems. How can I make ends meet over the next five years,feed my family,educate my kids,retire in dignity????? I WANT REVOLUTION AND WANT IT NOW!!!!

wandererAUS said...

THE TRUTH SURFACES!!!
AG Gani Patail running a "Fcuk Shop", no wonder he recruited Sex Queen to be a note taking DPP bonking with key witness, who became famous offering his blowhole to UNCLE PETE. Wahhhh Gani did you enjoy your free screws?....fcuking cheapskate!
Altantuya, Teoh and Kujan must be having a damn good laugh!...it is not the end of the story...
GOD IS GREAT!

Anonymous said...

Janna's frend....if you consder yourself to be her friend, advise her to get a Fresh, Clean peeled Dick!...surely, new broom sweeps better than old broom!

itsy-bitsy said...

Too bad to be true.
And coming from RPK it is most unbelieveable.
He's known to be world-class liar.
The fact remains the highly-sexed Anwar bonked Saiful.
Don't bring others as bonkers too.
Can find something else more credible just to get even?

Anonymous said...

This is like some fucking soap opera la.

Happy wanderer said...

The main reason why our tainted judiciary has gone from bad to worst and genuine clowns were employed as Prosecuting Officers…. AG is busily and happily bonking away!…other matters can take a back seat. “Anwar, I am for real…yours, just a set up and made to deceive…..” Said the KING OF BONKERS.

Anonymous said...

It looks like the AG title should be changed to BG or Bonking General.

Minah cun said...

I saw the pictures of Gani and the one he allegedly bonked. Striking resemblance man.
But it's good they save our money by staying in the same room and same bed when overseas.
And what has their bonking got to do with the justice system. It's their bodies mah.
This is another ruse of Anwar to drop his case.

Anonymous said...

All the opposition have to do is sit back and enjoy the show. The BN is in self-destruct mode and the pace has been accelerated for our entainment. What a bunch of sore losers and nincompoops. Too bad for us that they are actually running the country. Running it into the ground more like it.

Anonymous said...

Can PM turn a blind eye to the mess of AG office and his prosecution team while the whole world is watching?

Anthony Fong said...

I am getting more excited over BolehLand. With all this sex-drama, my brother is getting excited too.

Anyone ever wondered who their sifu is? CSL? hehehe

Anthony Fong said...

Do you think UTUSAN will frontpage thise article and what has Harusani got to comment about all this guys bonking someone else wives/fiancees?

Can anyone enlighten me if this actions are what they term "kalwat" or "sex-escapes"

Maybe I will start monitoring all those foreign press and see if they pick up this article.

Harusani, please.....please tell us that all this guys are innocent.

Anonymous said...

The Associated Press reported,

A Malaysian judge said Monday he considered allegations of an affair between a government prosecution lawyer (Farah Azlina Latif) and the man ( Saiful Bukhari Azlan) who accused opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim of sodomy to be TRUE but the relationship did not compromise the case.

High Court Judge Mohamad Zabidin Diah ruled Monday that the prosecution team in the trial had accepted the allegations of an affair to be TRUE because it did not directly confirm or deny them. "The court must accept what is stated as true," he said.

However, Mohamad Zabidin rejected Anwar's request for the charge to be dropped, saying the affair claim did not compromise the prosecution's integrity.

Why does the Attorney General "patai"(Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail) not want to confirm or deny the allegation that a member of his team is bonking the prosecution’s key witness?
Would it not be easy if he just denied it and solve the entire problem?

The Attorney-General is worried that if he denies it then we would bring out another allegation of an affair, this time involving HIM (Tan Sri Abdul Gani Patail) and Datuk Azailiza binti Mohd Ahad, the Head of the International Affairs Division of the Attorney General’s Chambers.

Yes, EVERYONE knows about THIS affair.

It is no secret.

The AG and Azailiza make frequent trips overseas together and, to save the taxpayers’ some money, they share a hotel room rather than book separate rooms.

1. Prosecution star witness Saiful Bukhari Azlan bonking DPP Farah Azlina Latif.

2. Then Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak aide Khairil Annas Jusoh bonking Saiful Bukhari Azlan.

3. And now the AG himself bonking Head of International Affairs Division Azailiza Mohd Ahad.

There appears to be a hell of a lot of bonking going on in the Palace of Justice.

And with the Chief Justice illegally marrying a second wife in Thailand and then destroying the evidence to escape prosecution, like our Member of Parliament from Sabah, it makes one wonder how they even have enough time to prepare for the court cases.
Mind boggling isn't it!!!!!

telur dua said...

What a bunch of m...f...

The only job they do is bonking and fixing-up people. And we are paying for all this? Bloody m...f....

Anonymous said...

for the ularmak from up north will say "semua bonking ok" kerana untuk UMNO dan ketuanan.

Anonymous said...

itsy bitsy,

wo wo wo, if its not true why was the deputy prosecutor removed? why the silence from them? wo wo wo, saiful wanna swear on the quran that you didnt bonk and was not bonked by that man whom you went to see for a schlorship.
bonking bonking bonking AG office. guess you gotta be horny to join that bonking office.