Monday, July 30, 2007


Always United in Purpose

Protecting Each Other

We Are Family

We Probe for the Truth

Provoked We Show Our

All In All We Are a Happy
Mee-Rebus Loving Bunch

After last nights post I was determined to tell the Truth, the Whole Truth and Nothing but the Truth. However, this morning I was alerted to a 29th July posting in Malaysia Unplug. Short of a better choice, the omnipotent son-in-law CONDEMNED the following MONKEYS to UMNO's WATCH-LIST, probably without the Supreme Council's nod:

NOTE: The Malaysian bloggers ie 'Monyets/Monkeys' as classified by UMNO Youth Deputy Chief, Khairy Jamaluddin, are :

Lim Kit Siang, Jeff Ooi, Ahiruddin Attan, Anwar Ibrahim, Bakri Musa, Azly Rahman, Ong Hock Chuan, Husam Musa, Malik Imtiaz Sawar, Zainol Abideen ("Mahaguru58"), Ronnie Liu, Ruhanie Ahmad, Raja Petra Kamarudin, Marina Mahathir, Nuraina Samad, Hajjah Fuziah Salleh, Rustam Sani, Ahmad Zaki Yamani, Faisal Mustaffa

A.Kadir Jasin, Bernad Khoo (Zorro) , Syed Shahir, Dato Shahrir Abdul Samad, Shieh ("Kickdefella") Haris Ibrahim, Kula Segaran, Imran Idris, Captain Yusuf Ahmad, Dr. Hsu Dar Ren, Husin Lempoyang, Hizami Iskandar, Susan Loone, Syed Imran ("Kuda Ranggi"), Nik Nazmi Nik Ahmad, Nizam Bashir, Zaharin Mohd Yasin ("Sang Kelembai"), Annuar Mohd Nor, Ibnu Hakeem, Hishamuddin Rais,

Amir Hafizi, Mohd Adib Nor, Nathaniel Tan, Zaharah Othman ("choc-a-blog"),Patrick Teoh ("Niamah"), Fathi Aris Omar, Amin Yatim ("Cuit Sikit"), Khalid Jafar, Amin Iskandar, Ahmad A. Talib ("Pahit Manis"), Pak Idrus (In Passing -Malaysian") , Saari Sungib, etc .

So fellow-targeted Bloggers, you know who your friends and enemies are. But fear not. Be United.

NEXT: Datuk Mahmood Ambaks family was a prestigious family, even when the PM married into the family, this blog.


Anonymous said...

in MT...

a police report (for seditious posting in the website of the Prime Minister of Malaysia) was made against Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.
The police report was lodged by Ronnie Liu Tian Khiew.

so that made the pm a blogger, rite?


1. sil insists : "It seems that there is no law in cyberspace anymore. It is the law of the jungle and we need to take action against one monkey. I think the other monkeys will also get scared".

- fact is, some of us do have slight hiccups with the in-laws but none of us goes 'round calling the fil a monkey.
got problems with the old lady's father, trashed it out behind closed door la...
don't go telling the whole world he is a monkey.

2. that mydin guy demands : " people must wise up to “goblok” (political bloggers) because some of them were willing to become tools of others to destroy the nation... belonged to groups with limited knowledge and had evil intentions".

- hoi mydin, tsk... tsk... tsk.. starts calling ur boss 'goblok' (in wiki, its stupid/tolol/bodoh or dungu) and hurling wild accusations at him, thats conduct unbecoming.

Anonymous said...

yup, the fil made it to the sil 'monkey' list & if it goes by seniority, he's right at the top.

ha... ha... ha!

reminded me of my boyhood scariest movie 'planet of the apes' - never thought dr zaius (serves as a politial leader in ape society), cornelius, chimpanzee zira & lucius are back...

muah... ha... ha!

A Voice said...

I'm sure you are in the mood for nursery rhymes.

Read mine Khairy, Khairy, Quite Contrary

Its not about gardening and the original nursery rhymes is also not about gardens and flowers.

svllee said...

Hey Uncle Zorro, perhaps you can all wear ape masks the at next mee rebus meet!


ha ha ha. don't monyet around with zorro, man.
and go read A Voice, damn good piss too.

The Ancient Mariner said...

Monkey see, monkey do lah.

Eh, how did I get into the list.. ha ha.



i wouldn't worry. they got the list from Rocky Bru's blogroll.
easy enough... heck. it might even be from your blogroll.

A Voice said...

I've got a full list on SOPO Sentral. It'll be touching 500 soon. So, that should be enough for the 25 cyberwarriors to monitor. Thats 20 blog for ech of them.

With the 200 soon to be engage from within the party, then we can have more fun.

BTW, I hope their level of English is better than Mat Taib.

Anonymous said...

great one zorro and i have a therupatic laugh.

nstman said...

Actually i respect monkeys a lot. they have more compassion in their souls than humans. but i have no respect for human monkeys, they are the pits. Need I say more.

BT said...

Zorro,alamak that means I am also a monkey huh....but singapore got no jungle leh...ah maybe that jackass was talking about the zoo..hehehe.

Mat Salo said...

Ha-ha... Looks like CyberWhores (Trade Mark UnRegistered-yet) gonna have a field day!

My beef is, what is there to fear? Is being a a responsible citizen of the country wrong? Is loving your country and trying to make things right, considered wrong too?

I wish there is a way to sue the Real Monkeys for slander...

No question, we'll be united Unker!

BigDogDotCom said...

I know why I am not listed as a "monyet/monkey", even though I am a Blogger....................

Because, you honour me as a DOG!

woof wooof......... woooooooohooooooooooooooo

zorro said...

NSTman, BT, SwampMan and Biggie: I dont mind being descended from the apes, warts and all. But like in all living things (that do not crawl) we are graded. All four of us belong to the apes who can THINK and REASON, as opposed to the apes who APE as in second nature (like using the word gobloc which we appended to him)and as opposed to aspiring apes who definitely FORGOT to think thus conclusively looping his own father in law as a primate.Can this be sedition or treason?

And Biggie, if you keep on losing all the kg(s) the way you are doing we might have to desist calling you Big Dog.....Afgan Hound maybe, but you got to keep your mane long. Aside: since your forced absence from the Press Club, we still can get food after certain hours, instead of those days when Loy tells us: No more stock...habiskan.

BigDogDotCom said...

Naaah.....I wont be a sleek Afghan hound. I'll probably still look like St Bernard, especially with the heavy coat (in the dog's case, fur), slightly smaller that is.

When one is 80 kg and lost 20kg, its 25% of the bodyweight. But when one is 180kg, the same amount is just a mere 10%!

I do miss Loy's but what can I have nowadays? Get Loy to fix me scrambled eggs? Its insulting to him!


shar101 said...

Geez, I must be classified under 'etc'.

Hokay. Gotta pump up the volume.

And how the hell did Dato SAS get on the list?

alliedmartster said...

the brighter side of things?
If ever they do an 'Ops Lallang' on us all, we will have one big party in Kamunting! With the whole world watching. . ..ROTFL

Zawi said...

Do they have broadband in Kamunting? I dont mind joining in if there is such facilities there. Lets all march to kamunting should they ever put any one of us in there. We will volunteer to be sent there as a protest.

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patrickteoh said...

Hey Zorro. Sorry la I have not been up to date with blogs as I should. But it was just pointed out to me that I made it into the son-in-laws list of monyets. That calls for a round, bro. LOL.

zorro said...

Patrick, we are in elite top of the food chain!!!!Have been having drinks with TV Smith....come lah Wed and Friday my top-up nights.

Unspun said...

Zorro: Let me qualify this by saying outright that I think Khairy is being silly again by labeling bloggers as monyet.

But in this instance, while Khairy did call bloggers "monyet" in a general sense I do not think he came up with the list.

As far as I can tell the list was compile by Malaysian Unplugged. They admitted as much in my blog.

I think its important to get this right otherwise people wiill be trashing Khairy (probably right action) for the wrong reasons (for coming up with the list instead of being obtuse and unskilled in argument).

zorro said...

Mr Ong sir. Tks for input. If Khairy did not put up this list and if my post infered that he did, I apologise. If he did, then I thank Khairy for giving fair warning. However, the "etc" did intrigue me for a moment, but....

Unspun said...

Zorro: You're most gracious. But no need to apologize as any reasonable person, I would contend, would have interpreted Unplugged's posting as you did. Keep up the good work exposing the charlatans in Malaysian politics. Zorry rides again!

Deeroy said... not in the list.