Friday, July 20, 2007

JULY'S CHAMBER POT...ooppps ...BOY.

MY EXTINGUISHED GUEST IN THIS WEEK'S GAS (as in f@*t)CHAMBER
IS NONE OTHER THAN
THE DEPUTY MINISTER OF INTERNAL SECURITY,
JAYBEE aka I DID NOT POCKET ANYTHING
(interns in this chamber invariably have their titles suspended).


As deputy minister of internal security, he has done a miserable job. Crime is rampant. Crime bosses are telling the law-enforcers who to arrest and harass. Those who tell the truth are arrested and liars are promoted. Today, 50 years, after independence, the greasing continues and deeper pockets are the favored attire of our elected employees. We the employers have stupidly elected these to represent us and protect us from harm. These same employees instead of protecting us are harassing and arresting us. Last night at the "No Police State in Blogosphere" forum it was revealed, amongst many things, that 8 Malaysian women get raped everyday. You never hear of this in the mainstream....cannot lah, malu...mainstream is for protecting our elected employees. So Encik Jodi, make yourself at home in this chamber. No one who is sane will enter to interrogate you. This chamber is designed such that we have an army of volunteers to take turns to contribute to those windows on the walls. The environment has been crafted such that the chamber is conducive to soul-searching on things that the guest should be doing and have been negligent in their sacred duties as elected employees. Here is some food for thought Jo. A close friend and an Umno operative assured me that your name is not on the list for the next round.....Pak Lah has taken off to Australia to work on THE LIST. Have an unpleasant stay. You will be released only if another makes a fool of himself and qualifies for admittance to this hallowed chamber.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm. i guess the smell of the farts must be good, yeh. else why are they so many candidates clamering to get in.
do me a favour, zorro. fill this chamber with the most obnoxious gas as a deterrent, please.
thanking you in advance.

zorro said...

Anon, you can bet that it is most repulsive....ten flavors....not forgetting the contributions from their ten replacements.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

couldnt be more approripriate than this month's MGC's chosen one. JB also stands for JamBan. totally unflushed.

svllee said...

Hey Zorro...very funny lah.

AHIRUDIN ATTAN said...

Big Bro! It's not fair to pub JB there, man, not fair at all. In fact it is most unfair of you to put JB to suffer alone. He should be accompanied by Tan Sri Musa Hassan, the IGP. It would be a howling party in your chamber!

the witch's broo said...

i cry for Malaysia.

zorro said...

Rocky, putting them in one chamber would be detrimental(who then to protect usm with PM on AWOL) to our national internal security....them fighting over breathing rights would be an act of cruelty....dont want to confront the animal rights activists.

Touche kerp....havent seen you of late, galavanting huh?

Svlee: my monthly stress management exercise.

Witch's broo.....I have no more tears babe.

Nak Tak Nak said...

I suggest for the next award, you reward them with a 24 hour trip to nowhere on a NURI.

zorro said...

But chegu, the Nuris are out of commission I hear. Cheaper to keep my chamber...maintenance is low...and the variety of volunteer-contributors are beyond expectation....to the extent that the queue is getting unmanageable and voilent.

Nak Tak Nak said...

Well, thinking about it, maybe I too got something to contribute to the chamber but wait till the real nasty one comes.