Tuesday, July 20, 2010

BOLEHLAND OR WASTELAND?

Taxpayers forked out RM3.8 billion last year to pay for the salaries of almost 43,544 staff of the Prime Minister's Department and to cover the operating costs of the department and its subordinate agencies.

The department has been given an allocation of RM3.9 billion for this year, to meet its operating costs and salaries of 43,544 personnel.

The expenditure included costs for a secretariat for former prime minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and the Early Childhood Education Unit (Permata), of which the Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak's wife Rosmah Mansor is chairperson.

The entire state government of Perak only employs 7,900 people. The RM4 billion spent by the PM's Department is almost five times the budget of Perak.

Taiwan, with a population similar to us at 28 million, has only 530,000 government employees. Japan with a 120 million population employs 380,000 civil servants. But Malaysia ,with a population of 28 million, has a civil service of 1.2 milion."

AND NOW THIS!

RM10.5 million had been allocated for the Graduate Employability Program (GEP) Our authorities are trying to fix the shortcomings of graduates who flounder in the competitive marketplace by pouring money to correct their mis-education.

“Malaysia is probably the only country which retrains graduates. Instead of addressing the root of the problem which is of course the poor quality of students that are being enrolled to universities, as well as the poor quality of our universities, our “boleh land” government has decided to spend more of our tax payer’s money for this kind of idiotic programmes!” claims Dr Pagalavan (HERE)


SO WHAT IS THE DECENT THING TO DO?

THE GOVERNMENT HAS NOT BEEN FAIR TO THESE UNEMPLOYED.

GRADUATES FROM OUR PUBLIC UNIVERSITIES.

THE PUBLIC SECTOR SHOULD ABSORB THEM IMMEDIATELY

INTO THE PRIME MINISTER’S DEPARTMENT.



THOSE WITH DEGREES IN RELIGIOUS STUDIES WOULD FIT IN ADMIRABLY

WITH JAKIM.

(Those with Diplomas should complement the Snoop Squads. The able-bodied with Degree can go into the RAID Squads and Honor students could monitor opposition mosques and known deviant groups. Ladies can supervise the squats or take photographs.)

LADIES WITH ARTS DEGREE

(Can help out in the PM’s 2nd wife’s pet project PERMATA.)

NON-MUSLIM GRADUATES

(could be gainfully employed by the Malaysian Maritime Enforcement Agency MMEA, since the Navy does not need them. They can alternatively be employed to jaga sand mines.)

SEE, WE SAVE RM10.5 million

ABSOLUTELY NO WASTE!

CAPITAL IDEA YAH?

THINKING OUT OF THE BOX, NO?


37 comments:

Jojo Joget said...

PM want to syiok sendiri to be in Malaysia Book of Records with 43,544 staff in his Department.

Also can give job to the jobless bumi graduates who are not qualified for private sector for the obvious reason.

Also to get more votes in election when 'buying' is not needed.

Anonymous said...

If you drive around Kuala Lumpur and make a wrong turn you will find that it will take you two or three times the time if you had not made the wrong turn to get to your destination. I think that that is what is happening here.Ramalx

Anonymous said...

Bernard, In the military, to provide so much money to retrain these unfortunate kids who are victims of a stupid education policy is called," reinforcing failure"

Anonymous said...

a receptacle for umeployable graduates. still wonder why the majority, who happened to be bumis, are earning less than RM2,000 a month? given the good-at-land grabbing ex-MB now helming the education ministry,i only fear for the worst.

Donplaypuks® said...

PM Rosemajib's total budget is $12 billion - 4 for operating and 8 for developing expenditure!

"donplaypuks, you are right. The operating budget of the Executive Office of the President of the US — our equivalent of the PM's Dept — is US $394 million, or RM 1,263,000,000.

The staff is 1,888 people.

That includes not just the President’s own office but also the US Trade Representative’s office, the National Security Council, the Office of Management and Budget, and so on.

John Malott - July 19, 2010 at 2:29 am" at http://dinmerican.wordpress.com/2010/07/18/the-bionic-prime-ministers-department-pmd/#comments

Bro, ALL M'sians can now see how much the Rosemajibs are ripping Malaysia off!

Rosemajib's staffing and $ budget exceeds the President of United State of America's by 40,000 persons and RM 2.7 billion!! and that doesn't include $8 billion development expenditure!!??

Wtf does Rosemajib think he is doing? Does he think he's Emperor of the UNiverse? He should be jailed!

dpp
we are all of 1 race, the Human Race

elizabeth said...

Read about accusation that the UTAR's new management is instructing lecturers to tamper with the grades of the students in order to have good passing rate. No doubt this kind of practice will produce un-employable graduates.

wandererAUS said...

If "Loverboy" does not employ an army of "DEAD WOODS" how is he going to get ass wipers to sing his songs?
Zor, don't you know, civil servants are UMNO "undercover monkeys" fed with peanuts!

nstman said...

That our graduates need re-training after graduation is a measure of how low education in this country has sunk into. Imagine having to teach a graduate how to work and think. What exactly did our graduates learn in varsity? Probably they were taught how to apple-polish Umno. I wont be surprised if the govt decides to retrain lecturers since most of them have dubious PhD qualifications from dubious varsities in the US. By the way, a friend of mine, who graduated from Brinsford in the Sixties, has been earning about RM6000 a month tutoring varsity undergraduates on English. Shows these undergrads have lost faith in their high-qualified lecturers. And he is in his late sixties!

Anonymous said...

uncle zorro ,

It is both wasteland and bodohland,
we will make sure this ruling govt gets the boot after the 13GE , The lists is endless - sick of them

Anonymous said...

Can you check if saiful is on the payroll or not?

Pak Tua

Anonymous said...

That means to say.....
Our local Universities are not worth what they are for..!

Since it's ($$$) there for the taking, why not? Moreover who's the banker??

Who's questioning their authority??
No worries if one looses in next election. All the $$$ collected & "ship" out oredy what.....

Sure am gonna buy an island, sip magarita syrup & get away with it.....!!!!!

Warga Malaysia said...

Zorro, you have left out the 8 billion for development so the total allocation for the PMD (Prime Minister Dept) is 12 billion and not a mere 4 billion. Will you edit your post?

pinsysu said...

bcos najib is in power so it's bolehwasteland ... inflated civil service head counts can work subtlely as 'vote-buying-in-disguise' ...

najib manaukau said...

They just want to ensure that there is nothing left in the coffer when the opposition takes over the running of the country or will go bankrupt in their tenure.
When that happens I wonder where can Malaysia go for help ? May be Singapore ?
Is that the reason why they are getting so much better with them.

Nur Prihatin said...

UiTM will continue its intake to produce more unemployed graduates (the type of courses they took has no relevance to the industry needs)so that the PM office could continue to employ them to guarantee their votes after the remedial class of BTN.

Wastage! Wastage! Wastage!

baDboyzs said...

what a laugh

lol !

Ri Duan Ti said...

Speaking of tampering grades, you guys better not be overjoyed that scoring 9A+ at SPM will guaratee you a schorlaship.

Your grades can be 'tampered' to fit the interest of umno to ensure their quota is met according to their perkasa guidelines.

Wee ka Siong and his mca yes men cannot do anything. So is mic.

If you get good grades, don't waste your postage (now unreasnably high) applying for local scholarship, instead go for ASEAN scholarship to pursue your education, career, PRship and life in Singapore where meritocracy is cherished.

Anonymous said...

Bottomline = A FAILED GOVERNMENT, CIVIL SERVICE and GOVERNANCE

semyanya OK kot said...

RM 8 billion to develop exactly what? Fertilizer?

If I am not mistaken, the "Civil Defence Force" (which uses while vehicles with orange and green stripes) also reports to this ministry. What exactly have they achieved? How did they help during floods?

Where is the information on the names, functions and buget allocations of ALL departments? Do we have the right only to pay, and not to know?

flyer168 said...

Bernard,

Just how can Jibby (with one Orb squeezed by Madey's & the other in Mama's handbag!) remove his "Master's" plus Dollah's "Loyal" Civil servants, some of whom are even sabotaging him & his Policies...susah lor!

So he has to add on his "Old Loyal Civil Sevants as well mah!

43,554 staff & Rgt 3.8 Billion (Rgt12.0 Billion???) Operating Budget...

Could make it to the Guiness Book of Records...for being the Most Grossly Wasteful & Incompetent Moron PeeM"

The operating budget of the Executive Office of the President of the US — our equivalent of the PM's Dept — is US $394 million, or RM 1,263,000,000 for the staff of 1,888 people.

In actual fact, 2/3 of the staff & budget is "Excess Baggage"...

We should all demand PeeM to Downsize his Staff/Budget, like how they allowed many Companies to Downsize.

As it is most Govt Depts are so pathetic when it comes to service...

Quantity but with NO QUALITY !

You be the judge.

Cheers.

new fart said...

Oh Bro Zor, half of those are cheerleaders, remember? Line them up my man....big mama is coming....! Pathetic country!!!

Anonymous said...

Malott said Ibrahim should buy a dictionary. “The word 'militant' has two meanings, one of which is 'having a combative character; aggressive, especially in the service of a cause, such as a militant political activist," he said.

“I stand by my statement that Perkasa is a militant group. If Ibrahim does not understand English, that is his problem, not mine.”


kah! kah! kah! dis fler just another by-product of our haprak edu. system kah! kah! kah!

Anonymous said...

Did you notice that that LimKokWing guy never fail to brown-nose PM?

Today he awarded Jibby with some sort of innovation award. Last ime he even produced a coffee table book extoling the achievment of Pak Lah.

I think there are other private institution is malaysia that deserve more without using the brown-nosing technique.

Anonymous said...

Muslims must not wear the famous Manchester United red jersey because of the 'devil' emblem on its team crest, said Nooh Gadot, a top Islamic cleric from Johor.

Also off limits are the shirts of teams including Brazil, Portugal, Barcelona, Serbia and Norway, all of which carry images of the cross on their team emblems.

'This is very dangerous. As a Muslim, we should not worship the symbols of other religions or the devils. It will erode our belief in Islam. There is no reason why we as Muslims should wear such jerseys, either for sports or fashion reasons,' said Mr Nooh. 'Even if it (the jersey) is a gift, we should decline it. It is even more sinful when people realise this is wrong and still buy these jerseys to wear,' he added. 'These Muslims should repent, repent immediately,' he said. -- AFP

nstman said...

Umno leaders always boast to the world that our educational standards are comparable to that of the developed world. Well, Umno goons are the biggest liars in the world. Just ask any local graduate to speak two sentences in English, and you will know why. We produce first class honours students, straight A students. Yet they cant speak English. For god's sake, dont people realise it? I have talked to so-called straight A students in English and what I got was a blank look. Tiuniamah, what standard are we talking about. My uncle only had a standard six education from the fifties, yet he speaks decent english. Tiuniamah.

Anonymous said...

nstman has missed the point big time (must be reading to much nst).

No need for local graduates to speak good English. They will be absorbed to balloon the headcount of civil servants to enable them to vote for BN.

Save your tiuniamah.

shar101 said...

A historical presentation by Fahmi Reza relevant to the issue of education -

http://10tahun.blip.tv/file/3841067/

nstman said...

Latest from Boleh Land: Malaysians have been told to stop supporting Manchester United and Liverpool because they represent red, the colour of communists. Those supporting these teams are deemed to have communist tendencies. The government has therefore decided to ban all matches featuring these teams.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

* Civil service personnel for Malaysia is reaching 1.3 million .
Not 1.2 million.
Thank You

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Sorry Uncle Zorro.
I need to be more specific
The number is 1,247,894 employees as of 31 Dec / 2009

kosmoman said...

Hello nstman

The Selangor football team is called The Red Giants.
Are they paying tribute to Chin Peng?

Anonymous said...

Let's see .....

1. Cannot wear red --- colour of Communism

2. Cannot wear black

What next? Cannot wear blue --- colour of PKR? Cannot wear green --- colour of PAS?

What colour can Malaysians wear??

nstman said...

Latest from boleh land: The people have been told not to wear green, because it is the colour of PKR and Pas. ISA awaits those who defy orders. People also advised to fly Umno flags in their homes for good luck. Latest: No more football in this country to prevent devil worship. We can only worship Umno. Cheers.

nstman said...

Latest from Boleh Land: Devil Curry banned with immediate effect. Those who love this curry are advised to spit it out. Watch this space for the latest. Cheers from Tanjong Rambutan Pub and Grille.

Anonymous said...

Latest:

1. Cannot use the + symbol when doing
addition of two numbers in mathematics.

So, a new symbol needs to be invented by Malaysian mathematicians (quickly!)

2. All hoofed animals in Malaysia to have their two horns removed with immediate effect. Why? the Devil has two horns on his head!

Anonymous said...

Malaysia is in a deep pit now - racial policies, 'kulitocracy' instead of meritocracy, high loss of skilled workers, stagnant income, declining foreign investment, super high corruption, high wastage, unfettered unproductive spending especially on defence, useless mega projects, diminishing natural resources, low university standard, authoritarian government with no checks and balance, whorehouse judiciary, useless MACC (Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission), controlled media, etc.

The end result is a depreciated currency and general poverty. The country hasn't declined worse because of oil but no country with such a burden can go up. The only way to go is down, unless there is a political change.

The so-called FDI outflows has all the signs of capital flight. Even local investors do not want to invest in Malaysia. When racists like Perkasa are allowed to run free, where is the confidence among investors? Is this a good time to dismantle our racial policies? Otherwise, maid exporting country, here we come.

Anonymous said...

1.3 mil workers in MyGov ?
that why , i always kena samans :
1. DBKL
2. Trafic pols
3. dark blue polis
4. the hiding puki-mak

why , they r to many ,like Legion ,very non productive , only can bring some money back to tthe boss by issue samans...