Tuesday, July 6, 2010

BIRD'S DROPPINGS OR CHICKEN SHIT?

HANTU tells me that once in a while the UMNO Supreme Council play the straw game and Mustapa, drawing the shortest had to make some small talk to keep its members informed about the staggering opposition coalition. Below is his earth-moving revelation. But this being my blog, allow me to volunteer my BOLD rejoinders (in bold):


Umno is not a "prima donna" party based on the adulation for certain leaders, but a party which upholds the struggle and pursues the Malay interests, Kelantan Umno liaison chief Mustapa Mohamed said. IBRAHIM “TONGKAT” ALI does not think so, thus he leads Perkasa and blatantly tells UMNO they have abandoned Malays interests.


He said a party whose struggle was based on adulation for a leader, like the opposition pact's for Anwar Ibrahim, would not be able to sustain for long. PKR members say it is LOYALTY and not adulation.

It would be a matter of time before the opposition supporters abandoned their parties, he told reporters after a meeting with Umno leaders at the Bukit Nangka Umno complex in Jeli last night. When you ASSUME, it is said that you are making AN ASS OF YOU AND ME.

Mustapa, who is International Trade and Industry Minister, said the pact between PKR, PAS and DAP was fragile, but it managed to win the people's support in several states because of the sentiment during the 2008 general election. If PR pact is fragile BN is FILMSY losing 9 out of 12 by-elections. But when UMNO members voted in 308 for the opposition in several states, then UMNO is BRITTLE…..on the brink of disintegrating or collapse.

However, he said the scenario had changed with more leaders from the opposition pact, including its elected representatives, quitting their parties. We call this DETOX, the process of cleansing and purging the waste out to the best bidder.

FOOTNOTE: LOYALTY is when you take your wife to the WC (world cup) and adulation is when you take Paris Mary Jane Hilton to WC (not water closet)

18 comments:

telur dua said...

This guy must find it very difficult to even believe himself. But what to do? For political survival he has to talk shit and later eat it all by himself.

Yikes!

Anonymous said...

This is one question he needs to answer. Does he consider himself first to be Kelantanese or Malay or UMNO? If he said UMNO is a party that fight for Malay interests, why on earth his party supports the withdrawal of Petroleum Royalty payment from Trengganu and now doesnt even consider giving it to Kelantan.

Why the BN government of which UMNO is dominating, does not support any development initiative in Kelantan? Does UMNO consider the bulk of people living in Kelantan and Trengganu to be non-malay? UMNO is fighting for UMNO interests only...dulu kini dan selamanya.

new fart said...

What sentiment, you ass-shit dumb minister! People support the opposition because of all the unjust and corruption that you dunkheads have been dishing out to the ordinary folks for the last 20 fucking years! That's why people voted for the opposition, NOT sentiment! Get it into your cowhead and one more thing, you are going to lose big in the next GE!

Roti Sunshine said...

dear zorro,

it should be flimsy not filmsy.oops.

nstman said...

Hey Mus, pse stop talking cock and do your work. You are not even fit to be a laughing stock. Your driveling nonsense has turned you into a cock of the walk who doesnt talk the talk, walk the walk and cock the cock.

zorro said...

Meng, can you forgive the slip of the finger on the keyboard?

abu simbel said...

straw game? i tought it's a one 2 som ..

pinsysu said...

B1N1 sick chicken shit for sure ... the wind of change is sweeping the nation & soon it'll gather momentum & become typhoon rakyat ... UMNO_BN is scad lembik & since tongkat ali not doing the trick so they try dirty toking ali ... which is good bcos since 308 no leader fr BN camp has the ability to tok sense.

Anonymous said...

It is not adulation for Anwar that holds PR together. Most people who support Anwar is under no delusion who he was and is. Anwar is actually the bridge between huge fundamental differences between PR. What Anwar shows is that while the differences between Malaysian is important, its not unabridgeable. We can do it so long as we continue to engage each other. Anwar is that means of engagement. He continue to be the most important means of engagement and building trust because no one else can play that role. But everyone including within his own party knows that the ultimate goal is not to have that bridge but direct engagement between the parties. PR still need the bridge for now, but everyone in PR knows the bridge must be rid of eventually and working towards it. They have come a long way and there is a long way to go but those are the things we want and things worth working for are like that.

The ones that makes the assumption that PR cannot get rid of that bridge is the one that will be the biggest fool. They are the ones that don't believe in Malaysian and look down upon the average Malaysian and Malays in particular. They are the cynical self-centered elites that has lost touch with how this country was originally founded and who the Malays are originally. No race will let themselves be defined their weakness, its the nature of every race, while frequent victims of their weakness, to want to rise above it and the Malays are no different. UMNO failure is inevitable is because they have exploited the weakness of the Malays for so long and have forgotten and no longer believe in their strengths and possibilities. Its when you ignore so much and become ignorant and arrogant that you will fail.

PR will already be successful if not for UMNO/BN undermining it. Its simply because its what we truly want. Its really what the Malays want. The Malays don't want to live with constant fear, mistrust and cynicism. They want to live with hope and they want to believe in better things. PR is the only vehicle for more and more hope and energy in the future. UMNO/BN offer cynicism that can get only more tiring.

PR may still need Anwar as means to an end, but its actually close to being able to survive without him. But Anwar is still the best way for them to move forward. BN worst worry is that PR survive without Anwar because it means that they will need so much more resources to break apart PR if they don't need Anwar - resources BN does not have. That is why its important for BN to get rid of Anwar now and focus on him. If they wait any longer, UMNO/BN demise is an eventuality and likely hasten.

Anonymous said...

PR actually is making moves to not need Anwar. Anwar is still the best way to move forward for PR and will be for some time. UMNO/BN worst worry is that PR don't need Anwar anymore. If that happens, UMNO/BN will need so much more resources to get rid of PR, resources they don't have.

The day PR don't need Anwar, UMNO/BN will start to break apart.

Anonymous said...

What I cannot understand is why CSL and all those mca goondoos are still sucking up to umno? Afraid to lose their datukship?

Anonymous said...

This is another dummy, kampong boy minister trying to act like a philosopher in front of his UMNO/BN counterparts. He seem not to know he has no personality at all as a minister. When he opens his mouth, shit comes out. Just look when he took office, not only FDI was down, our local investors prefer to invest their money elswhere.
As long we have these type of minister with attitude like this, Bolehland will soon sink to a status lower than Burma and Zimbabwe.

wandererAUS said...

What can one expect from UMNO maggots! These are the products from UMNO House of Whores...the corrupted despicable bastards!!

Ridhuan said...

umno MPs has little educational credetial with pea-size brains that survive on the art of brown-nosing.

felicia said...

dear Zorro.....i love the footnote! sums it all up, doesnt it....hahahahhaha

yessiryessir3bagsfull said...

At PWTC (built with our money not repaid by UMNO), evey PM sits under a huge painting of himself. Is this not idol worship?

Anonymous said...

More like cow manure mixed with tahi khinzir.

Anonymous said...

Just go and ask your PM what kind of human he is then come back and tell us,