CITATION on the BACKSIDE
of this Award reads:
We hope the back pain you succumbed to
in kissing more asses than anyone we know, was worth it.
You have smooched, fawned and swooned over more behinds than even Ibby anak Ali.
Your ambition lends more sucking power to your lips than any high-powered vacuum.
For continuous shameless dedication and perseverance in your chosen endeavors we have no other candidate to award this you except your despicable personage.
THIS won him the Award
Other citations HERE