Thursday, April 8, 2010

YESTERDAY I HAD A GOOD LAUGHING DAY. TODAY IT IS HANTU'S DAY.

Yes, it is Hantu's day, at my expense! Dang! Methinks the skinny-dip at Magick River was not long enough. Sometime early next week, and I have invited d'Nightcaller.

Last week at Sid's after endless "one for the road" Guiness Draft, Hantu A (A not as in A1 as he claims that this numerical 1 has been prostituted no end....for Hantu, A is for Archimedes the Owl)
told me of the possibility of Zahrain and Zul Nordin escorting Jibby to US Congress. I said Zahrain maybe but not Zul as he had already accompanied Nazri to the closed door meeting in Washington. "Everything comes in pairs lah....Wee Choo Keong went to UN and Washington what?" he assured me. I told him that Nibong Tebal Teo should get a chance to walk in the shadow of the big Mama or the other guy Moshien (I dont even remember this yahoo). Hantu was silent over Teo but dismissed the Moshien guy whom he considers too dumb, even to follow the group. I said: "OK a bet. I say Zahrain and Teo." Hantu countered, "Zahrain and Zul, Guiness till I drop with Pig In Blanket in between and if I am not cruel, a ploughman that you can share." I wanted to play safe and suggested another bet, "Maybe Zahrain and Ibrahim Ali." Hantu eyeballed me and said: "Jibby is not mad yet and you are pissed!" First bet holds.

People, I lost the BET and he insisted I post this: (full volume and big screen please, he insisted!) Ok, I lose honorably.....here it is, go ahead and laugh....even at me. It is all right, laughing is good medicine.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think these guys got what they wanted. And now off they went to enjoy the fruits of their labour.

What can we say, their constituents must have felt betrayed when they sing a different tune these days.

Time to kick their xxx the next round.

Meng said...

Hello Uncle Zorro,

Maybe there is a surreptitious plan to ship them to Alcatraz and then throw away the keys?

Zmas said...

UNcle zorro
side track kit bole ? On 31 march , my 81 yrs old mum n me met yb nizar yb ngeh yb nga yb idham lim n many other honourable yb s la kat ipoh , amik photo w them , 2 nd day dun , all were wearing black , was so happy to finally met all those honourable ybs , i pray hard they will take back perak n serve t rakyat well , TQ

wandererAUS said...

Harvest season came early for these two notorious Frogs...hahaha! Sure worth the while for being barking dogs...handsomely rewarded!...now, it is so obvious why these two are so eager to pay their respect to the 'UMNO Emperor'

flyer168 said...

Bernard,

Off topic...

That reminds me of my early aeromodelling days in the 60s with our "Rubber-band" powered "Freeflight" model planes we used to fly vs 2010 scaled down turbo jet powered ones now...Btw, I still have that hobby (3rd cycle!) with my grandchildren.

Back to the topic...

Zul has finally found a "Taikoh" (for Damage control!) in another "Frog", maybe the ONLY one that will have him on a "Win-Win" or "Lose-Lose" SYOK SENDIRI basis....

Just another Jaguh Kampung "Wayang"...

Boleh mah...as long as got "Gaya" to meet JJ & "Pre Hulu Langat" Election Campaign...so can claim expenses lor"...

I am sure all of you had a great session, before & after that bet - a true spirit of SABM like we had in the 50's & 60's...

You are a gentleman to accept the lost bet with "Honour & Dignity" to post this for hantu...

Cheers & take care Bro.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha.. The $$eligiousman...is going to the Sin City. I thougt he suppose to stay somewhere in the rocky mountain in Afganistan.

Dont give Independence a bad name.

Truly bullshittttt.

Tay Lam Pah.

Anonymous said...

A bunch of clowns escorting a wimp to Washington, yes THE Circus is going to Washington.

Anyone still thinks Obama will meet the big fat woman's husband??