One thing you have to hand to the Chinese....they can make anything out of "nothing" or value where there is no value yet. Here "nothing" is chicken shit. An intro is necessary before I get onto the shitty chicken stuff. In the Star today, the MCA Lifelong Learning thing featured Kojadi's "Quest for 'Blue Oceans' ". This nearly got me chocked on my chee cheong fun this morning. It took me by surprise that our MCA politicians are finally reading something serious besides their daily staple Star diet. MCA master politician OKT forgot to mention that the main thrust of BOS (Blue Ocean Strategy) is to make the competition irrelevant. Failing this you can opt for the next wave which is to create new business with no competitors (yet). It is great stuff this BOS and a must reading for entrepreneurs.
So what has chick dung got to do with BOS. Word has it that immediately after using Silent Majority Saiful to front Damai for him our Chicken Senator, one Lee Chong Ming, has crossed blue ocean to Kuching. Page N22 of the Star reported that kids in Sarawak, for lack of glue are sniffing chicken shit (or dropping if you prefer euphemism....to me shit is shit is shit despite color, odor, or girth) as an upper to ride the magic dragon. Federal Rural and Regional Deputy Minister Datuk Dr Tiki Lafe says that there is no legal provisions to ban the sniffing of this shit, but that he was adamant about investigating this new oddity happening across blue oceans.
You dont have to be a genius to guess why the bush-jacketed-no-neck MCA ex-politican is in Sarawak. If it has to do with chicken he is da man on the spot. He is very aware that Datuk Dr. Lafe is serious about finding out the veracity of this vogue to implement preventive measures. My sixth sense tells me that the Bukit Bintang man will collect samples from Sarawak, bring it back, set up a new enterprise to compete with morphine. Once he gets Government approval which will be a piece of cake as the Silent Front of the Silent Majority, this is where I come in. I will develop a new BOS industry. Chicken Purgative to ensure that chickens not only excretes but purge to glory. Howszat? In BOS the possibilities are prodigious and ad infinitum. Somebody help me to patent this will ya?
Of course I need partners, but no politicians please.....politicians go take care of the sports that failed during the SEA Games.