Monday, December 17, 2007

CHICKEN SHIT IS POOR FERTILISER BUT IT IS NOW AN UPPER!

One thing you have to hand to the Chinese....they can make anything out of "nothing" or value where there is no value yet. Here "nothing" is chicken shit. An intro is necessary before I get onto the shitty chicken stuff. In the Star today, the MCA Lifelong Learning thing featured Kojadi's "Quest for 'Blue Oceans' ". This nearly got me chocked on my chee cheong fun this morning. It took me by surprise that our MCA politicians are finally reading something serious besides their daily staple Star diet. MCA master politician OKT forgot to mention that the main thrust of BOS (Blue Ocean Strategy) is to make the competition irrelevant. Failing this you can opt for the next wave which is to create new business with no competitors (yet). It is great stuff this BOS and a must reading for entrepreneurs.

So what has chick dung got to do with BOS. Word has it that immediately after using Silent Majority Saiful to front Damai for him our Chicken Senator, one Lee Chong Ming, has crossed blue ocean to Kuching. Page N22 of the Star reported that kids in Sarawak, for lack of glue are sniffing chicken shit (or dropping if you prefer euphemism....to me shit is shit is shit despite color, odor, or girth) as an upper to ride the magic dragon. Federal Rural and Regional Deputy Minister Datuk Dr Tiki Lafe says that there is no legal provisions to ban the sniffing of this shit, but that he was adamant about investigating this new oddity happening across blue oceans.

You dont have to be a genius to guess why the bush-jacketed-no-neck MCA ex-politican is in Sarawak. If it has to do with chicken he is da man on the spot. He is very aware that Datuk Dr. Lafe is serious about finding out the veracity of this vogue to implement preventive measures. My sixth sense tells me that the Bukit Bintang man will collect samples from Sarawak, bring it back, set up a new enterprise to compete with morphine. Once he gets Government approval which will be a piece of cake as the Silent Front of the Silent Majority, this is where I come in. I will develop a new BOS industry. Chicken Purgative to ensure that chickens not only excretes but purge to glory. Howszat? In BOS the possibilities are prodigious and ad infinitum. Somebody help me to patent this will ya?
Of course I need partners, but no politicians please.....politicians go take care of the sports that failed during the SEA Games.

8 comments:

Maverick SM said...

I love this Blue Ocean case study. You are truly a great entrepreneur.

But I don't want chicken shit. I prefer pig shit which is said to be better than grade 1 cocaine. I will ask Richard Branson and Kalimullah to invest in Tune Money.


hehehehehehe

GobloKing said...

zorro man
you very deep deep for me this time..yr aunty here no comprehendo man..

plse to translate into aunty-proof language.

I also sorry to advise u I hv NO idea who the bloke in bushjacket is (all dem poli starting to look alike to me) - but being aunty to the power of 1000, I can tell u (face reading only ah?) that face only mother can love and trust.

The rest of us better stay away. That's all.

so u plse aunty proof abt that manure biz ok?

Anonymous said...

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Bn consists of cheap skates parties. Umno mic mca are just some low life parties with their official’s only concern are to fill their pockets with monies meant for the poor.

They are known for fabricating lies one after another.
Umno is the biggest liars among them – lying and misleading about other races to perpetuate their apartheid policies – cos that’s the only way they can maintain their greed.

They fabricate lies about the 31 on attempted murder charges only bozos know how to.
Now mic is claiming credit to the dropped charges on the 31 when all they ever did was nothing.

They are basically proven liars, lying in the hope of furthering and perpetuating their GREED.

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Anonymous said...

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Bn consists of cheap skates parties. Umno mic mca are just some low life parties with their official’s only concern are to fill their pockets with monies meant for the poor.

They are known for fabricating lies one after another.
Umno is the biggest liars among them – lying and misleading about other races to perpetuate their apartheid policies – cos that’s the only way they can maintain their greed.

They fabricate lies about the 31 on attempted murder charges only bozos know how to.
Now mic is claiming credit to the dropped charges on the 31 when all they ever did was nothing.

They are basically proven liars, lying in the hope of furthering and perpetuating their GREED.

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Trashed said...

Zorro,

What's your take on the SEA Games recently?

Sagaladoola said...

Hahaha ... I love the Blue Ocean Strategy application on this issue..

Goodness gracious, I must say "there will be no competitor in what this man has done".

I mean even MCA fellas would know how demeaning it is to do make such a show.. I mean where would they stand? How would the public view them after that?

I mean would public spit on the floor when the moment they see him?

Hahaha.. that is why there is no competitor... Couple that with the look on the sell-out look on his face.... People who are just willing to do anything for "THAT THING"

Shit.. Real chicken shit.. :-D

Regards,
Sagaladoola

toyolbuster said...

At least now the chicken shit man Lee Chong Ming CSM, can proudly go back to Bukit Bintang to announce his new plan to get rid of all the drug addicts, by offering them honorable employment in Chicken Farms.

beeranyone said...

and after years in the gravy train, won't think they are able to survive in bloody crowded red oceans...

fretting over those jokers antic - bad aura. better off for single malt macallan to soothe thy soul.