Saturday, December 15, 2007

ZORROPEDIA


Adding water to single malt is
BLASPHEMY
(click on pics to enlarge)



Smearing the country's image with ISA is
TREASON

Screwing your own citizens is
INCEST

Having this babe as bed-guest while you spend the night reading Kali inspired the song
"WASTED DAYS AND WASTED NIGHTS"
Relaxing and sermonising whilst others fight your battle is
APATHY....no, not cowardice......yet.

Allowing upstairs to make decisions is like saying
THE MONKEY RIDES YOUR BACK

Calling commissioners ignoramuses is
BURPING FROM OVER-EXCESS OF RAT DIET.
The paucity of intelligent speech over international TV is the
EPITOME OF IDIOCY
5 versus 1 is
PREMIER LEAGUE BULLYING
Synonym of Big Ears is
HOODWINK aka HOT AIR aka WINDBAG
Illegal to walk for Human Rights is
SUPPRESSION

Suppression of joint-consultation results in
GOUT.(GOMEN-OUT?)

Whilst the General slumbers and those others take over is called
RANDOM EMPOWERMENT

When a tainted judiciary walks it is called
THE DUCK WALK
When civil society is shackled it heralds the
RETURN OF THE APES
When the constitution is amended without any opposition the message is:
CARRY ON GERRYMANDERING, GO RASHID GO....ONE MORE GO. BUT BE CAREFUL, NOW MANY KNOW WHAT WE HAVE BEEN UP TO.
(pre GE here)





Watering-down of the IPCMC is
CHEATING.

No-neck Senator Lee Chong Meng is
CHICKEN SHIT.
(His ugly torso will never grace this blog.....I can take all shit but not this SLIME.)

Readers are encouraged to add to this compilation.


20 comments:

toyolbuster said...

When talking like an IDIOT, its known as NAZRING

When bullshitting and spinning, its known as ZAMMING

When a person runs amok and brandishing a crooked knife, he's known as HISHAME

When cheating on your wife and flirting with an actress, its called KJing

toyolbuster said...

Sleeping Gas is also known as PM#5

Detention camp for ISA detainees is MUS(pronounced moos)RESORT

Unwarranted arrest and detention without trial is known as AABDUCTION

nstman said...

Rashid is a sick human being. He does not deserve to inhabit this wonderful Earth of ours. He is a personification of hypocrisy and evil. He is so sick that I no longer have constipation when his name is mentioned.

Anonymous said...

Bodowi equals fuc.. that's all. Need not say anymore. Malaysians already knew he is fuc.. so is his son-in-law.

So let get ready to screw him and his BN guys.

GobloKing said...

good one man! you funny fella zorro!!

But u wanna kena tangkap ke?

I also think g'out tak kisah ppl like us because we are insignificant & like flies around an elephant to them.

btw i read all of the lingam transcript & wawazoom...tht fella so powderful lah...he was throwing so many big names around until I kena pengsan.

the way he made it sound...as if anyyone can be bought and sold..EYES AGOG!!

watamisaying??? OFCOURSE you can..if one is to believe lingam ya?

But if he is lying, I tellu the fella damn credible man.

NOW if only he is to expend all this wonderful energy & POWER into helping his (far) less affluent and FAR FAR less influential fellowmen!

lucia said...

mental jog

as usual a very good post alongside the good pictures. you are da'man, zorro! (i wonder how on earth you get all those pictures that are so suitable. lots of work googling?).

what a sad state our country is in. :(

deep.impact said...

Anyone that still not register as voter in next GE(PRU) please do so...that one of the way to throw 'them' away....

Anonymous said...

Government feeding Malaysians crap. It's time to vote BN out. Give them crap back!

shar101 said...

Toyolbuster's 'AABDUCTION' is priceless. Hahahaha!

So is your 'G.OUT', Zorro.

P.S. Do you have that hottie's phone number, bro? The Club's year end bash is coming soon and I wanna walk in with a..err.. hottie lah.

P.P.S. Don't tell Eva, ok.

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

I noticed some of the images you used are from GettyImages. They are copyright materials and you need to pay for them. Please remove them if you have not paid for them as they may issue you a demand letter for copyright infringement.

My company 'kena' before. We inadvertently used 2 copyrighted images in our website. We didn't know about it as our website developer vouched all images used were free materials. They demanded for RM50K. We managed to negotiate down to about RM10K.

So please be careful.

splim

zorro said...

SPLIM, thanks for the alert. I am very aware of this. However, this blog has no commercial value (yet) and thus does not entail any payment to Getty Images. I have in an email informed them of my periodic use of their stock library and have yet to get a reply from them. Does this silence mean consent. I dont know. I will mail them again. May some experts amongst you out there can throw some extra light on this subject. Will greatly appreciate this.

bergen said...

Zorro, your blog may not have the commercial value, but those pictures were submitted by photographers to the image company with the hope of being paid a fee when it is used. I reckon when you use it without permission it is the same as stealing. So it more of a moral question rather than anything else.

My humble opinion, sir.

zorro said...

Bergen, thanks. Noted. However, sombody must have read your comment, emailed me and said that I might be giving free advertisement to the photographers whose pictures I featured. No win or win win. Can somebody confuse me further.

zorro said...

Toyolbuster, your Abbduction and my gout are neck to neck....but I concede to you. Kudos.Thanks for visiting.

zorro said...

OBE....that babe Gisele Dupchant is currently on assignment in Barbados and wont be able to escort you to the year end NPC bash. Stick to Eva will ya....and leave the rest to us.What has happened to fidelity...you infidel!

bergen said...

Zorro, now I'm confused.

bergen said...

Zorro, maybe you can post the name of the photographer underneath the image you use. Maybe this way you can do the free advertisement for the photographers.

I'm just trying to make me less confused, sir.

Anonymous said...

Bergen,

The photographer would have assigned his/her rights to gettyimages. Hence, it is gettyimages who is the owner of those images now.

Zorro,

I don't think you can assume that silence means consent. We were hit after more than 2 years and the amount of compensation they will demand depends on the length of time the image is used on your site.

SP Lim

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

Just crossed my mind that by alerting you publicly, I may have alerted some people who may want to shut you up or make you pay for what you said in your blog.

Please delete my comments including this one and related ones ASAP.

I'm sorry.

SP Lim

Hensek said...

Itu gambar bukan 5 lawan 1. Itu 6 lawan 1. The sixth policeman was hidden by the middle policeman.

Dalam bahasa Melayu dari filem P. Ramlee, itu kita panggey Enam Jahanam.