WHAT DO YOU CALL A LADY IN CHAMBER? CHAMBER-MAID OF COURSE.

You will recall that resulting from the former Chief Justice's over-stay in Chambers the management of this chamber deemed it appropriate that some refurbishments had to be done. An open tender exercise kicked off as per policy. But like so often happens, one of our employees leaked out the budget and the winning bid went to his son-in-law. This being a major infraction the management conducted a domestic inquiry as per Labor Law. He was summarily dismissed. As such, the maintenance and renovation had to be put off until such time we find a lull in its occupancy. However we do have a candidate. She would have been in on the 7 Nov. but that day being her birthday, we gave her a reprieve. Yesterday, was Deepavali and it being a festival holiday she had another day of reprieve. Today, she is in.....

HOW DID SHE QUALIFY?




THAT'S FOR LATER!


WE NEARLY RELENTED TO LET HER OFF BECAUSE







SHE IS SUCH A PRETTY LADY.









ALTHOUGH SHE IS PRETTY








SHE OPENED HER MOUTH







AND





WHAT SHE SAID WASN'T SO







PRETTY COMING FROM A PRETTY LADY.







SHE IS THE SECOND LADY IN CHAMBER












THE FIRST WAS ALSO FROM THE SAME










MOVEMENT....







IN FACT THE FIRST LADY OCCUPANT WAS










THIS PRETTY LADY'S










PREDECESSOR,





THIS IS HER









AIN'T SHE PRETTY DESPITE SAYING

SOME










DUMB THINGS.






IF JOURNO BLOGGER NORAINA IS INCENSED







HOW CAN WE LET THIS PRETTY FACE
NORAINI AHMAD
GO UN-CHAMBERED?

HER MIS-STEPS:

“The Puteri Umno movement demands that more room and opportunities be given to young Malaysians to speak out. After all, they are the future leaders of this country and we should give them the trust and avenue to learn,” Noraini said in her opening speech.

Yet in the next breath she siad: The Puteri Umno movement was concerned that abuse of the ICT would have negative implications towards freedom of religion, political stability and racial unity.
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The Youth Chief said on Tuesday:

“The community of bloggers is very active in our country today and I believe that many of them are quite responsible and give high quality information.

“Such (contributions to the country’s) development should be looked at positively, as part of the democratisation of information in the world and of cyberspace.

“For the younger generation, blogs are part and parcel of their current day lifestyle and this level of sophistication has created a YouTube and Facebook generation among them,” he said Tuesday in his policy speech at the Umno Youth assembly.

Whilst the Puteri Chieftess growled:
Movement chief Datuk Noraini Ahmad said that under the banner of freedom, irresponsible bloggers would slander, lie, use abusive and vulgar words, and incite racial tension among its readers.Zorro says: the bloggers must have picked up all these unsavoury traits from the one-eye misfit, the leaky orang-Utan from Sabah, the Minster of Travels, the "you are cursed by God" Jerai jerk and the Minister of Disinformation and Miscommunication. Where do you think bloggers learned words like monkeys, gobloks, bodoh, bocoh?But none of us used words like pukimak and motherfucker, like your friends did.

And for good measure just read what this commentator had to say in Malaysia Today:

ahmadbadrul40 wrote:

This Noraini is an oxymoron. IN the first place she said that people are abusing technology such as blog to criticise the enforcement body of corruption and abuse of power.

Then she said, young people should give a chance to speak their mind out. Does she knows what she is talking about.

No wonder NAjib says, Malay mind takes 54 years to develop. I guess Noraini is not 54 years old yet.

07/11 08:26:50 AM

New Straits Times, Malaysia - Oct 31, 2007

Puteri chief Datuk Noraini Ahmad said the youngest Umno wing was proactive and assertive, fighting to ensure that every child gets a decent education while providing assistance during any natural disaster.

Now listen here and listen good: decent education. Before a child can get a decent education in Malaysia, the child must have a birth certificate. Follow me, if you can find the time, to Jalan Raja Laut and and I will introduce you to children of prostitutes who cannot go to school because they are not given a birth certificate!Where did these children go wrong? We punish innocent children for the sins of the fathers? We DEPRIVE them of a chance to survive? We DISQUALIFY them of this right in a country that aspires towards developed status. How hypocritical can we get. Now, when you come out of the chamber, get off that pretty butt and come follow me to JRL. Bring your whole entourage.

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“I’m still not satisfied with my accomplishments, but my time is up,” she said.

Yes, your time is now up.......into the chambers you go.....and learn from your soujourn datuk!