Monday, October 8, 2007

BODOH, BODOH, BODOH


Your friend (definitely not mine) up there assured all whistle-blowers that they will be protected! Who are you kidding? And who are you to give that kind of assurance? I might give a thought if Pak Lah gave that assurance, but why didn't he? You wanna be a hero? Fat chance. What happened to Nordin Ahmad and the other police guy who revealed some home-truths. They are being charged, unless I read wrongly! You are urging whistle-blower to come to the three-men panel to verify the authenticity of the tape. Hoi bodoh....he ain't bodoh lah. According to my Hantu, HE will consider coming forward only if
1. Lingam reveal who the other chap on the other end of the line is,
2. If the other chap owns up (he told you too, I remember, that he ain't the guy on the other end) which he won't to save his skin.
3. He the whistle blower will come out if both Lingam and who we suspect DENIES. (remember, there is another 6 minutes of the tape that probably is embargoed for emergency.)
and finally 4. If a Royal Commission is instituted.

And this Witness Protection Act.....is there one in place? I don't remember Parliament ever mentioning this. Is it an Act or a Bill? Careful where your foot lands! Why do you humiliate yourself such? Your antics shame us Perakians. Bodoh!

So cherrio to your protection promises. And about the plastic surgery....that we need to consult our former blogger-plastic-surgeon from Pulau Duyong. Aha, you forgot to include some Petronas millions as part of your protection package. Bodoh, learn to bluff with conviction. You cannot con us. Con men are intelligent and suave. You lack those must-have, best-in-class qualities. Sheesssh, go bluff and thrill those simple folks at Padang Rengas. Just concentrate on the possibility of early retirement. Taxi services in the country needs some fresh ideas. Time for a beer after this ranting.

This gem at 3.18am: Bobby, a journo-beer-buddy quipped: "It is safer to be a monk in Burma than to be a whistle-blower in Malaysia." Thank you Bobby. That was so insightful! Give me another jewel when we meet up next.

(potrait masterpiece by Whatahack)

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

el balachi, we know u are not very smart & to think of it kind of bodoh i would says but yet u think the w-b is stupid ka?

been watching too much hollywood movies eh? plastic surgery... my foot!

for all the garbage you been churning out... this plastic surgery thing sure top it all.

please keep it coming with the rest... sock it to us!

and don't worry we can take more after all we been had & taking sh*tloads for nearly 4 years from this garblement.

penang-kia said...

Nations should be terrified if they knew we are governed by a bunch of idiots and morons.
I need more than just a beer.
Morphine...please!!

Anonymous said...

Your earlier notation by George Deukmejian holds true.
"The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can'timprove your lie."

Anak Bapa said...

You know what. I believed Nazri is also under the witness protection scheme. Before undergoing surgery, his face is sort of like a monkey ......

muststopthis said...

ahh...bob's liner is a classic!
Does He honestly think we will fall for this acting act?
i mean, come on. . . .do we really look like idiots? i am hoping some lawyers will see his bluff. . .

Melvin Mah said...

yet this antic by the Nazi man gives another 'dalil' of why he would never become a future PM of Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

plastic surgery? think a cheaper and clinical way is to bash the whistleblower face into pulp until family cant even him/her. thats plastic surgery. and we have a track record of doing it, aint we?
hey, mr whistleblower i think you are intelligent enough to know that the last person you can trust is this loud mouth whose most notable act in his lifetime as a minister was to issue taxi permits by the busload to one group ( of course, his preferred group).

BigDogDotCom said...

Yeah, Bobby is right. Tell it to Azizan Abu Bakar and Ummi Halfida Ali, the two most famous 'whistle blowers'.

Anwar Ibrahim made Police Special Branch hunt them down, broke the metal grill of Dr. Ruby Ahmad's home in Bukit Pantai and later forcefully made them went through a 'process' to "turn over", for a 'withdrawal' of their allegations.

Anonymous said...

All theses ministers should sign up as organ donors, their brains would be in great demand as there will be in immaculate condition, they could at worst be labelled as 'rarely used' or even in many cases (eg Nazri the Nazi), 'unused'
Malaysia is going to become ever worse off with these corrupt, self serving pig ignorant, lying, two faced devils remaining as government ministers.

Anonymous said...

Plastic surgery needs to be done on all the immediate family of the whistle blower with all their identities changed. Otherwise, it would be easy to seek out the whistle blower if he-alone goes under the scaple.

Then again, what about his relatives, office colleagues, maid, milkman.

Wow....the gomen is certainly generous to whistle blowers.

Anonymous said...

Blow your whistle and your identity will be eliminated!

mmmm..seems like they have taken a cue from the movie:"The Net"

Anak Bapa said...

What whistleblowers this Umi and Azizan, my dear friend, Big Dog. These are bunch of liars. Big dog is shit scared because his master will be also implicated if a royal commission is established to investigate the Lingamgate video..

Come on Big Dog. You still do not want to admit the damage Mahathir and the gang has done to this country. It is not about Anwar or whoever the messengers are. It is about the evident which confirm our earlier suspicion the manipulation of our judiciary.....

Kata Tak Nak said...

Come on Zorro, how could you ask of the existence of the WPA when there is clear evidence right before your eyes? That Balaci who made the stupid statement (you can expect clever statements from arseholes can you) was actually Botak Chin who sang like a canary while in death row so they gave him a complete facial redo and race-change complete with a Tan Sriship to boot.

Anonymous said...

big dog,

first, asked yourself were they real whistle-blowers or persons used to implicate.
second, even if there were whistle-blowers and Anwar did use the SB to turn them around. So, Anwar deserved to go to jail for that.

Now, if the officials are being used to turn the whistle-blowers, isnt it a similar crime to what Anwar was alleged to have done. Shouldny this people who directed the officials be charged? what about the police report lodged by whistle blower, Nordin against the ACA for kidnapping his family members in order for him to turn his confession. Well, I guess you will be your usual self that you miss this article and try to justify all whats wrong in the name of what you believe.

mustang said...

screw you!

zorro said...

I usually allow all comments to be published. But comments like mustangs begs for answers....but nevermind I will let it thru. But allow me this curiosity: screw me or the Minister? If it is the Minister, say so. If it is for me: here dear mustang (mustang is a thoroughbreed, if you do not know and thoroughbreeds are hard to come by these days...and thoroughbreeds are synonymous with good breeding, majestic poise, great, unspoilt, untainted lineage and articulate in their quest to hit the straight coming in) is my reply. You are free to screw me, but dont blame if I shit on your cock. My anus is very discerning and sensitive to foreign unclean intrusions. It inevitably and instinctively explode with this deluge called shit. I apologise to my readers (but mustang excluded) for having to read such uncomely repartee....I beg your forgiveness and tolerance. But this happens to be my blog, and if you mustang want to visit (but I suggest you dont unless you have something intelligent to contribute) you are always welcome. I can take any dissent or disagreement. However, if you are a paid cybertrooper, you got to do what you (are paid) to do. But do it professionally. Enrich your vocabulary. "Screw you" is gutter talk. Don't your master/mistress put you guys thru some training? But I doubt you are one of those troopers. I have read you in some comment box, but you seem ok, just angry, like all of us. Mustang, this is from the heart: if I have rubbed you somewhat for you to run amok, I apologise. Forgive me in this holy festival. Peace to you.