Two readers were quite annoyed with me for allowing the alleged MCA gigolo poster boy to get the POOP CHUTE award instead of the obnoxious Professor(???) RIDHUAN TEE:
A Bad Boy said...
I must protest in the strongest of terms against Ridhuan Tee being denied a Poop Chute Award immediately.
Ridhuan's previous efforts to make himself look a worthy PCA recipient have far far exceeded the efforts of Shen Yee Aun.
Pls do not misunderstand me, I am not saying that Shen has not worked hard for his Award.
Where Shen has attempted to use politics to justify his moronic blabberings, Ridhuan has used total and absolute gibberish to support his contentions.
It takes a very special type of idiot to deny one's own genetic makeup and in this, Ridhuan Tee has excelled well beyond what is necessary.
Ridhuan Tee's stupendous and monumental efforts to be The Complete Idiot (inclusive of mandatory missing parts) must surely make him ever so worthy of being an automatic and immediate recipient of the Poop Chute Award.
It would be terrible to have to wait for Ridhuan Tee to make further nonsensical statements to support his entitlement to a PCA.
Unlikely though it may be, can you afford the risks of Ridhuan Tee coming to his senses and thereby being ineligible for a prestgious award?
I mean, Ridhuan would probably remain in blissful ignorance of his rights to the PCA but there are those of us who feel that the fullest glory of the Poop Chute Award must descend upon his very personage.
I implore you, sir, on bended knee with hands clasped and head bowed, to immediately confer Ridhuan Tee with his very own Poop Chute Award.
Ever your humblest servant
A Bad Boy
I agree with A Bad Boy. Please re-consider and give the award to Ridhuan Tee. He is an extremely tortured and tormented soul in a body that he does not want to own. They should make a movie about him, how he lived his many years in this extreme condition. I cried every time I read about what he said or do ... for his parents, for they must have wished they gave birth to a puppy instead.
As for this Shen kid, leave him alone with his tantrum and toys. He has been an angry child since his mom refuse to buy him an ice-cream when he was 3 years old. He has a lot of growing up to do. By writing about him, you are helping him to be famous.
May 27, 2013 at 1:29 PM
Dear Bad Boy and Anon129pm,
Thanks for your feedback. You would have noticed that I did not blog yesterday. There were too many mails to address. Loads of mails requested that I force-feed CuriZat (the name of our donor cow) to get her ready when we bring in the two treasonous fraudsters, the detestable EC duo.
They have to be buried in dung that is if our already pussy-whipped judiciary is incapable of bringing them to justice.
One caller even suggested that Bersih 4.0 be mobilized and like Bersih 1.0 meet at the Palace to send a memorandum to request the Agong to sack this putrid pair for bringing disrepute to a royally sanctioned appointment!
So wait a bit for your turn yah Ridhuan Tee. I suggest you sip (if Utusan can slip you some) the top-grade Pu-erh Chinese
tee tea to
sublimate anxiety, paranoia and conflict. Dang! I forgot you abhor anything
Chinese…..this dialysis is getting to me. Need to rest now.