Saturday, May 25, 2013

THE CLOSURE OF THE FART CHAMBER BUT THE BEGINNING OF.......


A great change of heart overtook me just recently…..more so after the arrest of people familiar to me. Is the dark force taking its revenge because I interned many of their kind in the Fart Chamber? Is the FC so potent that IT invites vengeance? Is it because I abused the kidney every time I get incensed at SOMEONE with “USE YOUR KIDNEY LAH” and pointing at the brain, that I had to have my kidney lopped off? Dang! It then occurred to me that condemning dickheads without their defence being called is the ISA. Kind of like the worst thing you can tell anyone was that his/her mater should have given the pater a blowjob at conception. That would be an unkind and foul blow below the belt! Not right, at all; absolutely against human rights.

After much soul-searching I have decided on the closure of the fart chamber and the beginning of the POOP CHUTE AWARD. This is an  award to reward those who fail to engage brain before they put mouth into gear…… an award to shitheads or poopyheads if you like.

We decided to inaugurate this award with a double blast off by awarding this newly minted recognition to………………


JUSTIFICATIONS HERE & HERE


TO OLD FART AND DONORS
THANKS FOR YOUR LOYAL CONTRIBUTIONS

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

Frankly those dickheads and poopchutes are really what they are.

Only these morons will support a oligarch regime where a few are so privileged to loot this nation and live in opulent lavish lifestyle - owning Tens/hundreds of RM million real estate, drive bugatti, bmw, merc, maserati, fly 1st class, own private jets, drink perrier water everyday, shit on gold-plated WC, wear designers suites/dresses/shoes,handbags costing tens of thousand RM, dine kobe or wagyu beef costing RM1000 per plate, wear diamonds etc.

The question they never ask themselves: HOW COME THEY ARE NOT ENJOYING THE SAME LIFESTYLE AS THESE OLIGARCHS?

They probably drive kancil, ride bikes only. Wonder if they know what is kobe or wagyu beef too?

But they will go around to defend them for what? Just a few RM????

They are so moronic that do not know how to go up to Putrajaya to ask for big contracts. Let say just RM10 Million clean profit contract and they will live their life so well.

Instead wasting their time on being whatever you call it cybertroopers, candle-light vigil harassers etc.

Well, I guess that why they keep them illiterate or morons. Or when the oligarchs smile or shake theirs hands they feel so ecstatic for that moment. But after that, they are still empty handed. Back to living in sweaty conditions, traffic jams, probably may get mugged or robbed etc.

Will they change to see the light? Maybe or hopefully.










Woolala said...

Hey,Mr Zorro,I was having my breakfast and enjoying my cup of favourite 3in1 coffee reading yr article,then your this poop chute photo nearly made me to ooze out.
But luckily I have seen this scene before(in the zoo and sometimes in the open),so I can manage it.

patrick said...

Can't think of anyone more deserving at the moment,except to also include the slime ball 1Malaise advocate!After all,these are his appointed goons.
Will certainly be adding onto the list 'cos there's loads more in the poop chute,waiting for their moment of infamy!
Take care!

A Bad Boy said...

Zorro,

Ahh!! Such worthy winners.

The contributions of the Home Minister and the Police Inspector General to the debate on democracy in Malaysia are, indeed, deserving of such a prestigious award.

Anonymous said...

UMNO Government does not want to admit to the World, that they are sitting on the Helm, through Fraudulent Means. With Majority UMNO bringing in the seats for BN, Civil Servants are under the impression, that waoo...it is UMNO a Malay Government that is administrating Malaysia. In true essence a Fraudulent Govt in any means is a Cheat and they do neither deserve nor get respect Nationally & Internationally, a Covenant that is not written but Practiced in The United Nation comprising of 200 over countries.
So, will Malaysian's be looked upon as Honest People, if The BNUMNO Government and Civil Servants are Dishonestly, forcing upon the Citizens through Gerrymandering of Votes, using Foreign Citizens of Other UN member Countries?

Shakirin Al-Ikram said...

Dear Zorro, ever mind you kidney, mind your heart and body, but L thank you all the same for a sterling IDEA! But I would it POUR out NOT from the REAR Orifice but the Top pair complete with dark brown JAWA lips! Howzat for starters!
Telling us to leave just because he wanted to show his Boss he is Equitable For the JOB compared to his Bungling Bumbling Cousin!
What has happened to the 160 residual Kiram Invaders? Paid them what they were actually after?
What? No sweat!
Yeah, we noticed, the cost of things are already moving Upwards since 505!

Anonymous said...

Mahathir is traitor.Najib is following his steps.Najib said by hook or crook he want selangor.Then Teoh Boon Hock died in the MACC custody.Then there was an elemen of project IC in selangor.Najib until today yet to deny.Malaysian rally Mahathir to charged as a Traitor of the country as example. Gobin look and shouted in parliment "Murderer" with no response.