A great change of heart overtook me just recently…..more so after the arrest of people familiar to me. Is the dark force taking its revenge because I interned many of their kind in the Fart Chamber? Is the FC so potent that IT invites vengeance? Is it because I abused the kidney every time I get incensed at SOMEONE with “USE YOUR KIDNEY LAH” and pointing at the brain, that I had to have my kidney lopped off? Dang! It then occurred to me that condemning dickheads without their defence being called is the ISA. Kind of like the worst thing you can tell anyone was that his/her mater should have given the pater a blowjob at conception. That would be an unkind and foul blow below the belt! Not right, at all; absolutely against human rights.
After much soul-searching I have decided on the closure of the fart chamber and the beginning of the POOP CHUTE AWARD. This is an award to reward those who fail to engage brain before they put mouth into gear…… an award to shitheads or poopyheads if you like.
We decided to inaugurate this award with a double blast off by awarding this newly minted recognition to………………
TO OLD FART AND DONORS
THANKS FOR YOUR LOYAL CONTRIBUTIONS