Thursday, May 10, 2012


Anyway, no drugs, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P J O’Rourke

You cannot say Tun Hanif is ignorant. He went on sabbatical whilst still an IGP to do law and I believe he got thru. Is it greed? I think not as he has a fat pension. Love of power? He has power… and is currently a top dog in a haram industry up in the clouds.

(I apologise for the caps that follows. It was not my intention. I must have done something stupid in the process of puting up this post.)

If it is rightly none of the three, then it must be stupidity to accept the chair of an independent inquiry to investigate Bersih3.0 after condemning that Bersih3 was a coup attempt which involved pro-communist sympathizers. Rightly, he should be a star witness to defend this disparaging accusation so generously dispensed!

Coming from the PM/Home Minister this appointment would be an exercise in mediocrity and of colossal stupidity. Over brunch, a companion said that he expected some creativity and originality from the Government. I choked on Mala’s curry rice. Not possible I retorted because then in this case creativity would be the sudden cessation of stupidity, such stupidity seemingly being emphatically inherent in the deliberations of the GOM! This Government and those who are in power work very hard to remain stupid.

Most of us can be patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of being asinine and idiotically stupid in thought, word and deed.

I forgot who said this, but I remember hearing something close to this: “In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”

And wasn’t it Jerome Cady who said: It is a wise man who knows where courage ends and stupidity begins.

So Tun Hanif, in light of all these and especially what your Prime Minister announced over Sinar FM radio this morning that as Prime Minister he could not even afford a single mistake, and “if we have to make 10 major decisions, we need to get 10 out of 10 right.”

Tun, my brunch companions agreed that your PM (please not ours….for sure) had just made probably his worst decision in his three year stewardship. And Tun, miserably, you are in that loop. You are not stupid unless you hang on to being the appointed chairman of the six-member Independent Advisory Panel to investigate the Bersih 3.0 violence and brutality. Your golf ball landed in the hazard but you have a choice.

Tun Sir, I admired you and religiously read your columns when you contributed your thoughts to the broadsheets. I used to think of you as somewhat like my childhood hero, John Wayne. You remind me of the quote by Denis Waitley that I often used for discussion when training senior managers: A life lived with integrity - even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shining star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.”

All along you were the shining star in your illustrious career until recently! It still perplexes me as to what got into you to make that sweeping thoughtless statement. I trust you will listen to that inner voice that you used to refer to in your writings and do the right thing to salvage your integrity.

Tun Sir, I don’t intend to be preachy but I want to share with you what Mahatma Gandhi said:

“I claim to be a simple individual liable to err like any other fellow mortal. I own, however, that I have humility enough to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.”


Anonymous said...

Now that a little Pakatan ray of sacred light has screwed thru the once impregnable UMNO (da Ultimate Robber), those evil co conspirators basking in present day opulent comfort & bourgoise obesity (like Tun Hanif plus sommore Tuns et al)are horrified the Great Cheat Sale will end soon as UMNO implode spilling stench from 54 years of untold cheating of the poor & meek.

UMNO is desperately stupid, doing all it stupidly can to put out the Bersih 3,4 & 5 Tsunami, which will clean & obliterate UMNO to C4 shreds in any case.

The Home Minister is really stupid, Najib is more stupid while Tun Hanif ( like Tun M & Tun Daim) is horrified stupid that the Devil will soon pack them to Hell

shanghaistephen said...

Bernard....if you had admired this rogue and religiously read his columns....then I'm sorry to say you have erred terribly. This fellow rubs shoulders with the devil himself. It was that father of all corruptions and now senile ex-premier Tun that nurtured this crook to what he is today. And with all his ill-gotten wealth he still works for a certain "haram" conglomerate up in the hills thinking he's closer to heaven by 6,000 feet. Sorry Bernard, he's incorrigible just like his mentor the disgraceful and corrupted Indian turned Malay. !
In the parting words of Boom....Shalom !

Anonymous said...

One real reason is that Tun Hanif is dead worry that BN will be kicked out. Once that happen he and his 2 other ex IGPs will be sent to jail , Also his dup
chairmanship of a haram gaming company high up in the cloud will be taken out by the new FATWA team. SO THIS TUN HAS TO DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK FOR THE CRIME PM.

Sam said...

In view of his current predicament (sadly, mostly self inflicted by his past misdeeds), some if not most of the decisions he makes are under pressure from powerful "stake holders". Under pressure because those stake holders have the key to his closet of skeletons. In other words, Ah Cheat Gor is unfortunately a PM by remote control. That's why our country will keep sliding down unless something radical happens to induce a new era.

bruno said...

Umno does not understand the word lose.It only knows the word win and always wanted to win only.That is why it likes to play on an unlevel playing field.Even on friendly soccer games it needs to cheat to win.

On whatever panels,no matter how independent it looks it is always filled with cronies.And many of them too.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro,

I totally agree with shanghaistephen. Do you think that Hanif, if he is man of integrity and honor, would have had lasted as the IGP with Mamakkutty? The most telling point about Hanif's character was revealed when he came out of the woodwork to say that the police informed Mamakutty about Anwar's gay trysts when Anwar was still the DPM. So don't waste your time to plea with him.

Anonymous said...

Zorro, ... I think all bloggers shud gather around Datuk Ambiga in view of the recent harassment by those ikhlas fellas setting up a burger stall in front of her house! And we have the Bandar raya and PDRM fellas not even squeaking!

Anonymous said...

UMNO/BN under Najib has never looked so stupid. From 1Malaysia Kosong to daylight robberies and personal horror scandals of many of his useless Team BN, it is a matter of time, as they say,
before Najib/UMNO is finished.

For 54 years, after the British left in 1957 these robbers/rapists/conmen/evil despots have bled/tortured Malaysia almost dry.

Bersih 1, 2 & 3 made Malaysians wake up, albeit slowly. Thanks to a reformed Anwar & some stubborn resistent fighters aka LKS, Karpal etc,& the Arab Spring inspiration, we are now on the cusp of a historic change.

UMNO/BN is in Panic Mode and can only get more stupid by the hour.

From now on, people like Tun here & Tun there will blabber like mad men. Take no notice of them. Najib can run to Khajastan, Sarawak, Brisbane or London ( or creep under Rosmah's obscene pantyhosts), but he cannot hide.

I give him 9 more months from May 2012 before he & many more Datuks, Tan Sris & Tuns goes behind bars, where they deserve to rot and be fed to Dogs or other animals

zorro said...

Stephen, I think you missed the nuance intended....but appreciate the feedback. This piece inevitably does not smack of any admiration of the subject, yes

Junior Zorro said...

Uncle Zorro
We the juniors salute you for your relentless effort to wake up those still in slumber mode.
We can have a better future with your constant reminders in your blog.
Stay healthy & cheers !

pinsysu said...

well the GOM is trying to infect the population with stupidity ... tun hanif shd instead be heading an inthepan inquiry abt the illegal hawkers flipping burgers in front of ambiga's house.

Malaysian said...

I looked into Thesaurus -

brainless, birdbrained, dazed, deficient, daft dense, dim, doltish, dopey, dumb, dummy*, foolish, futile, half-baked, half-witted, idiotic, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, insensate, irrelevant, laughable, loser*, ludicrous, mindless, moronic, naive, nonsensical, obtuse, puerile, rash, senseless, sluggish, numskulled, stupefied, thick, thick-headed, trivial, unintelligent, unthinking -

yet none of the expression come close to describe the insane idiots that run our country or the retarded Perkasa n Ikhlas members!!!

Perhpas desperate people never use their brain! They are just digging their own grave by their own acts/words!

God save Malaysia!

Anonymous said...

well, u tun tun here & tun tun there
... everywhere ...i thot it's the
Tun naif (naive) !!

Anonymous said...

Someone says it's 'dracula auditing the blood banks ' !

Anonymous said...

Anon 8:36AM The PDRM, Bandar Raya mongrels have gone over to Najib's palace to engorge themselves for having shown their stupid loyalty to the present day Fuhrer.

What else can we expect from brain dead fellows from Ikhlas and Perkasa.They have always without exception displayed their crass barbaric behaviour and gross stupidity to please Najib.

When morons can call for Ambiga's citizenship to be revoked, doesn't it show how shallow and depraved they are?

These scums just do not understand. Ambiga and all those who support BERSIH are only fighting for a CLEAN AND FAIR elections! These numbskulls are so FILTHY and DIRTY that they do not want anything CLEAN. They do not want to be taken out of the shit they are in.

Swines love shit and these shit-lovers are no better.

Anonymous said...

How about Zorro and the mongrels here guard Ambiga's house? How about you guys take over the cops duty? You cant even last an hour. Typical Ah bengs who expect the Cops to look after their property. Selfish cina kwee.

cin2tan said...

their actions are JUST the opposite of their NGO 'Ikhlas' ....malu indeed !