FOOCHOW RUNNING DOG LAST BARK BEFORE BEING DEBARKED

The NST has this story and I thought, like all busy-bodies, I too want to make some comments. Red Italics are mine.

Barisan Nasional Backbenchers Club chairman Datuk Seri Tiong King Sing tells of plot to win over BN members of parliament. What PLOT…..it’s a fact. We call this NEGOTIATING AND INFLUENCING….both must-have management tools.

Some prominent businessmen are in cahoots with the opposition to get Barisan Nasional members of parliament to defect from the ruling coalition. WOW, you clever dah…Name those businessmen otherwise shut the fcuk up!.

BN Backbenchers Club chairman Datuk Seri Tiong King Sing said at least three MPs had reported to him on the opposition's attempts to lure them. Name them if you dare….OH I FOGOT…..running dogs only bark.

He said the latest incident happened yesterday. Thanks for remembering.

Tiong said club members, who had been accused of preparing to jump ship, may get together and lodge a police report for slander. Operating word MAY….do it NOW. What slander? …”who had been accused…..” WHO accused them? YOU? Ah ha! Caught you there,

On the three latest attempts by the opposition to lure BN MPs, Tiong said they were from either Sabah or Sarawak. He said the MPs were tempted with promises of cabinet posts. PR is not BN….give cabinet posts. YOU were not courted because you are not Cabinet material. You are more adept at robbing from fishermen…..”they were from EITHER Sabah or Sarawak? This slimy one, don’t even know for sure. But he knows that the NST will print anyway to try to beat Suara Keadila’s circulation..

Tiong, who refused to reveal the names of the businessmen, said the negotiations were conducted over the telephone. How to reveal names when you are plucking them from the sky and when he doesn’g even know if the attempts were from Sabah or Sarawak. Phone calls? You are still thinking like a pre-pubertic child.

He said one of the MPs bluntly rejected the offer while the conversation between a businessman and another BN MP was disrupted when the call was cut off. Another running dog ran to you with this news? Name the MP. This MP should have no fear. He should be proud that he rejected money. He should declare as such. Unless you are making this up….Tiong…..are you?

"One more MP called me today (yesterday) to tell about an offer that was made to him by a businessman working for the opposition," Tiong told the New Straits Times last night. You must be special….every MP running to chief running dog to regurgitate and you lap up all their vomit. When you take in vomit and sure you vomit out the same stuff. HOW CAN YOU LAH, A FOOCHOW LEADER( or are you?). You must be more discerning about what you consume.You should be only eating Foochow fare. I really like Foochow food, I tell you….especially the red rice wine noodles. A good substitute for the abhorrent sharkfin soup is the Foochow Fish Maw….a sweet and sour soup that I slurp up with a clear conscience. .

He said BN MPs had had enough of talk that they were ditching the coalition for the opposition. Very late to realise this....but do whatever you have to do.....these are desperate times, NO?

The club, he said, would hold a meeting as early as today to discuss ways to put a stop to such talk, which he said had marred their reputation. Good,and good luck..... the short Taiwan trip must have done your bunch some good. You now realize that you have a reputation to be rescued. But it will be tough because the marred reputation is your own creation. You people are mired in corruption….dont pretend you don’t know. Ask the children what they hear in the school yard.

The meeting would also urge all MPs who had been offered inducements to cross over to lodge reports with the Anti-Corruption Agency. Here again running to another toothless agency who practices selective investigation.

Kota Belud MP Datuk Rahman Dahlan, who in May went public on offers by the opposition for him to defect, said such tactics by the opposition were nothing new. Datuk…these “opposition” were UMNO plants testing your loyalty because yours was suspect. Tak tahu ke?

He said Pakatan Rakyat leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim and his team would continue making claims that BN MPs were ready to defect. That khabar lama ....even my 88 year old mother knows this and she does not read the NST.

"We (BN MPs) have signed petitions and pledged our loyalty to BN. Really? Why has it come to that…petitions and pledges…..I thought you guys did that when you were sworn in. .

"... But he (Anwar) will go on claiming that our names including mine are on the list... at the end of the day when it doesn't happen, he will claim that we changed our minds. Bull Shit, who ever said that you are included in the list. DSAI has to be discerning. He CANNOT include you….. Don’t self-inflate your already deflated ego that you are wanted in the New Malaysia. You are just a deflated balloon....a limp piece of wasted latex..

"We should all stop giving him undue credit," he said, adding that a vote of no-confidence should be tabled against the opposition leader in Parliament. Why don’t YOU move that vote of no confidence against the opposition leader.

This, he said, was because Anwar was unparliamentarian and unfit to be an opposition leader. Have you heard of the nursery rhyme about the Bah Bah Black Sheep and that little boy who cried down the lane. You know who that cry-babi….oppsss….baby is?

Revealing the tactics used by the opposition to woo BN MPs, Rahman said from his experience an unknown man would get in touch with the MP to offer inducements. UMNO plants lah, how many times must I remind you….you are really thick up there…..and “from his experience” careful datuk don’t reveal too much…..always an unknown man….of course lah….because BN Mps are easily induced and have deep pockets,LOL.

He said an individual who identified himself as acting on behalf of the opposition leaders would initiate dealings. And you BN MPs always take the bait….how can these UMNO plants tell you that they are UMNO plants….of course they will say they act for the opposition. Dang, no doubt now….you really are THICK.

This was to avoid detection by the authorities, including the ACA, which is on the lookout for those who make offers to MPs to defect. The one who met Rahman claimed he was representing Anwar. You are not only THICK but you are stupid! You never asked this representative of Anwar his name? Even dogs are given names....unless they are strays. But we still name them....either Ra or Mun.

ACA director-general Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan said officers would monitor such cases but needed the full co-operation of MPs. That’s right….full cooperation….like names and not “representatives from Anwar.”

He said MPs must report to his agency of any inducement offered to defect to the opposition. Cannot lah….cannot open up the can of worms mah!

POSTED SATURDAY 20 SEPT. 2008 AT 6:41PM.

HANTU says that things are moving positively and of course I had to tell him that Sheih's release is old news. I know Hantu hates my curt brush-offs but we have a special love-hate relationship that Haris is jealous about.