Monday, September 8, 2008

BODY SNATCHING BN STYLE & MALE CHASTITY BELT.

I spent the afternoon at the Chinese assembly Hall to lend support to the launch of the Centre for Policy Initiative English and Chinese Website. The launch was preceded by speeches by Dr Syed Husin Ali, Deputy President of PKR and former Penang State Councillor Datuk Dr Toh Kim Woon. Both spoke on Freedom of Information. Dr Syed Husin Ali recalled the time when Ku Li of Semangat 46 was trying to promote Gagasan. He asked the BN government during the election campaign: "Give me 3minutes even at 3am on TV". This was denied. So much for freedom of Information. During question time Dr Husin was asked if 916 was a fact. He said, straight-faced, " I can say authoritatively that we have the numbers.......it will happen...if not on the 16, its after......because they have snatched some bodies away on some study trip to Taiwan."




I was also reliably informed by HANTU that an East Malaysian MP was visited by the Special Branch and asked as to why he was not going on the trip. He informed the government uniformed busy body that his passport had expired. An immigration officer was summarily summoned to the YB's house and withing two hours the YB got a new passport. We call this efficiency in emergency.



Over the past few days we have been entertained by the preparations orchestrated by Tiong King Sing, Bintulu MP of Port Klang Free Zone debacle. HANTU also volunteered that each received a red packet containing some half million ringgit for exigency expenses during the trip with a note: DONT'T YOU DARE JUMP! I am not sure how much will go towards green fees and lap dancers. Luckily Jack Abrahamoff and Gazali Sheikh are not involved.



This comedic caper can invariably get little kids to laugh at the antics of our lawmakers. The kids will inevitably have a bigger laugh IF and WHEN these vacationeers submit their TRIP-REPORT!




For a fact our vacationing lawmakers will have a rollicking time, as Din Merican mischievously observed, because JAIS/JAWI has no jusrisdiction in THIGH-WANT. The wives should have insisted that their spouse are chastity-belted before the trip. Perhaps, the PM told the wives not to be too restrictive. However HANTU did try to sell the Enforcer to some of the wives.I am again reliably informed that some wives did disobey the PM. HANTU also suggested that I do some public service by promoting these. Why not....we want our MPs to come back chaste and ready to file their trip-report.



The Enforcer Steel Chastity Belt

The Enforcer Male Chastity belt is an excellent long term chastity device for men. Its hand made and professionally finished to ensure he has no access to his private parts. You will enjoy watching the frustration in his face as he can't not touch any area of his genitals. When secured in the device his penis is forced between his legs with the L-shaped tube preventing him from getting a full erection. No pain should be felt just slight discomfort as the flow of blood to his penis tries to create a major hard on. This chastity belt can be worn 24/7.

The ass strap has a separate locking mechanism that can be removed (with key) for defecation. Before locking the belt on try using a large butt plug (see recommendations below). The rear ass strap should be snug enough to prevent its removal.

Our deluxe version has 4-D rings. Enjoy cuffing his wrists to the sides or rear of the belt (recommendations below). Your slave will be brimming with excitement in having his genitals locked, ass pluged, wrists bound and totally at your mercy for release. The metal is nicely polished for an amazing look.

Instructions:

  • Open the steel waist belt with key.
  • Step in each leg inside the belt.
  • Push flaccid penis down into the L shape tube (if your hard, very common, try ice to bring your man back into a flaccid state).
  • Choose one of the 3 sizing holes for correct fit.
  • Apply key to lock and slowly screw security belt through all 3 straps. Note: for a very tight fit it is helpful to have a second set of hands.

Benefits and Features:

  • Steel belt is completely lined for comfort
  • L shaped tube confines penis and rubber extension allows urination
  • Includes 2 unique keys
  • Rear ass strap is removable for defecation with Key.
  • Can be securely worn with or without ass strap. For it has its own locking mechanism.
  • Ass strap is tight enough to hold wide base butt plugs inside the ass.
  • 2 steel d-rings allow for wrist restraints on the sides of the belt
  • 2 additional steel d-rings in the rear allow you to secure his hands to the back of the belt.



42 comments:

The Watcher said...

Dear Zorro,

Just a little observation:

The cup size on that chastity belt is WAAAAYY too large for the BN MP's.

I mean, c'mon, you can't expect a baby terrapin to fit snugly in the shell of a 100-year old giant tortoise, can you?

Anonymous said...

Taiwan Pineapple

They are there to study about mushroom management:

Keep everything in the dark and feed liberally bullshit for fertiliser.

In the evening, they will be at the ‘Papaya’ farm.

Other places in their itinerary: Fish farming (there they will observe the technique for fishing for votes); frog breeding & harvesting.

When they come back you will see these farming techniques recommended in their papers to Parliament.

Agriculture in Malaysia from henceforth will be attractive to one and sundry !!!

Anonymous said...

The Taiwan trip is a farce. It means 2 things. Barisan does not have the balls to take PKR face on. And they cheat the rakyat to claim it's a study trip on agriculture and industries during Ramadan. Without those balls, they still try to hoodwink the 27 million population of Malaysia. Because they cannot face the onslaught of the people's power vested in PKR.
malsia1206

Anonymous said...

Uncle Zorro,
Thanks for the info on the Enforcer.I have informed Rosmah about it and she instructed me to get one from you asap.By way of payment,she will give a tansi.
Keep up the good work uncle.

Hahaha said...

A very interesting device, hav'nt seen one before. Did this fella Tiong have one for his wife (lady version) while he is away. Two can play the game!
It must be a very fruitful 'love' trip, very productive and taxing...
eight days of serious actions.

Hawkeye said...

hahaha, how to pee with that belt on..
i heard that Tian Chua is in Taiwan to welcome the MPs along with some alisan ladies of the taiwan hill tribe.

Anonymous said...

Zorro,


ANother gem of a piece, keep em coming


Best Regards
Southallman

bennyloh said...


AGRICULTURAL TAIWAN HERE I COME!

Antares said...

That's great news, Bernard. When these BN flers return to Malaysia they can each buy their way into Pakatan Rakyat with their angpows!

It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience to be part of Malaysian history in the making - if I had RM500K I'd pay at least half of that to become a deputy minister in the new government :-)

artic turban said...

Bernard I always say, you learn something new everyday, ps I showed the belt to the missus and she wants to get one for me, heheeh dirty old man, but looking at the photo above, got a question for you, ahhhh got XXXL OR NO, i MEAN THE pENAL CUP GOT EXTRA LARGE OR NOT, ANYWAY ARE YOU THE FRANCHISOR OR FRANCHASIEE??? Malaysian chapter of the enforcer CORPORATION. LOL WHAT A LAUGH, ps hope you can take a joke, remembering from old days you did have a temper you know. any way please get back to me might be keen on franchising this device all over.

Lao' Cha said...

Butt-plugs??? Prick-blockers and penile-repellants? We can rule out Saiful buying one for sure.

That half-a-mill ang-pow got me wondering if there is anyone who would dare take the candy and still hop over the fence. Even the BN is not that dumb to part with that kinda money without imposing their 'Enforcer'. The birds might have to sign a Hip-Hop declaration that says "It's hip not to hop."

Anyway, the Enforcer might not sell very well at the moment, at least before 916. The anticipation of whether we get a new government and the resurgence of racial mofos like ahmad assmail has indirectly put a damper on sexual fervours.

artic turban said...

ahmad in action
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoTK2lRiGTc&eurl=http://nuraflah.blogspot.com/2008/09/malaysiakini-ahmad-ismail-sudah.html

check out how morons behave, where have all the cultured people gone, most probobly left for pakatan.

Petag tukuk folk said...

I wounder what kind of study are these bunch of idiots are conducting. Probably on Taiwanese fertility lady!!

Even primary school student thought it is the stupidest way of wasting government fund. Anyone knows whose idea is this??

Petag_tukuk_Folk

artchan said...

zorroooo...

when they come back, they will promote betel nuts. The betel nut industry is fantastic. Buy betel nut by the roadside and you get to see papayas as well. I think this is what Ting has in mind (or does he has one?)

Money well spent on an agro trip?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt3MVaS68Ck&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Zorro,chastity belt alone is not enough,these jokers are good in oral sex especially the bigfoot of Sabah.

Anonymous said...

So stupid.

Taiwan's main crops are rice, tea and vege crops. They are all about self sufficiency and food security.

What? Malaysia doesn't know how to plant these things? Rice? Tea? Veges?

Runa(sorry no google/blogger)

delcapo said...

freaking hilarious post, man!!

i bet they r learning how to harvest Alisan's best chicks & trimming their bushes....


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Patricia said...

Hahahaha, Zorro!

FINALLY, a device for men. I am fed up with guys locking us up all the time - like as if you are all saints! Way to go!

Btw, I think, to spare his blushes, the cup sizes should be labelled as follows: L, XL, XXL, and H (for humungous)!

I'm sure you can guess why ;)

Pat

ColorsMalaysian said...

Alarm !
Don't get trapped !
It's a decoy !


Umno-BN Pictures presents "The Half Sinking Phantom Ship"

The Bigot The Racist The Devil film
Bodowi
Najis
Ahmad Ismail the natang gang
Tsu "Goon" the Gerakan choir
NoThing the MCA troupe
Other evil racists

While those frogs were flying or being send to Taiwan, in Malaysia the "Umno-BN the bigot the racist the devil" continues to fan the racist issue.

As all we know the actors and actresses and production are from all level of "Umno-BN the bigot the racist the devil".

They plotted the whole incident or story and they acted in it too.
They should be given the award of

"Best racist actors and actresses" ~ Bodowi and Chew "Meehun"

"Best racist director" ~ Bodowi and the 4th floor baboons

"Best racist backyard sound system" ~ Ahmad Ismail and the natang gang

"Best racist script writers" ~ Bodowi and NoThing of MCA

"Best racist special guest appearance" ~ Tsu "Goon" the Gerakan choir and NoThing the MCA troupe

"Best racist associate production" ~ Umno bigots

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
"The Half Sinking Phantom Ship" the best show of the century

To all the anak-anak bangsa Malaysia
Be wise
Be patient
Be alert

Save the best for tomorrow
Tomorrow is our future.


RAKYAT the Power of Nation

zorro said...

Hawk:L shaped tube confines penis and rubber extension allows urination (Benefits and Features)Has the I Ching got anything on this?

Pat: Enforcer...one size fits all...unprovoked that is. For humongous...there is another variety...USD319.00 only.

Lao Cha: Shafee Abdullah, the Sodomologist has franchise for the rear admirals of the windward passage...giver and taker.

Artic Turban: my reply to Pat of the English Cottage should satisfy you....hey, where I got temper....tantrums lah....road rage maybe...got out of car with my aluminum baseball bat and then found out it was my cousin...made him buy me beers at Colliseum.

Anonymous said...

Zor;
You forgot to add a note of caution must be added in the label.
'Avoid using Viagra at all times'

Anonymous said...

Can't we one find one MP with conscience and courage to come forward to expose this SB affairs?

Are we saying all these MPs are controlled by SB and not principles?

God, this is heart-breaking!

suresh

i like chopin said...

HAHAHAHA

Zorro,this Taiwan trip is the biggest joke of the year beside the sodomee 2!

Are you sure they can have some dirty fun in the holy month?

If Najis got this belt on during the trip to Paris,maybe Altantuya will still be alive!That will safe Rosmah from all the troubles.

Lrong said...

Hahahahaa... the kid pic was good, the laughing man better, and that belt pic... woooh... rolled on the floor laughing, man...
These bloody suckers, they are the true parasites of the rakyat... despite their claim of innocence, would like to know how many of us believe in their explanations...

donplaypuks® said...

Breaking News by SM & SMS:

Govt hopes to retrive flaccid situation. MP's sent to Taipeh nightclubs, belly-dancing and 3-way massage parlours to research on how to increase rice, curry & vegetable output in M'sia.

Results so far - very encouraging like the 101-story skyscraper erected in Taipeh!

http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com
refer my blog 'The Sept 16th Chronicles'

Anonymous said...

Study trip ?? who are they kidding, my foot !

Dick Who said...

Mind you what a stupid and money-wasting trip it is. It is going to achieve nothing except accentuating the very fact that BN is really getting nervous, agitated, and at their wits' end ...

Anonymous said...

Zorro,

Well, you should recommend the chastity belt to be worn by your adviser since I knew him from Phileo days, did he ever deny his thingy- thing with Shamsidar.

How about his ruckus with Sukma. If he is innocent, why was he used the police to harassed Umi Hafilda and thus resulting him going to jail-corruption-abuse of power as TPM.

Well, think again, do you really know Anwar Ibrahim?-The master illusionist. He is appointed as the economic hitman by CIA.

As for your info, he is now a new associate of Carlyle group. Do you Carlyle Group? Tong Kooi Ong is the adviser for this region.

Anonymous said...

I hope they don't do anything stupid on the trip which may get them blackmailed into staying in BN, cos looks like some of them are forced to go (i.e. the guy with the expired passport)?

shanghaistephen said...

zorro,
Ahhhlakazam....,so the 41 thieves are off on a holiday to splash the "darhams" plundered from the rakyat huh ?

A little bird also told me, all hotel rooms in Taiwan were fitted with concealed CCTV to record the frolicking and sex romp-ins within the safe confines of their rooms .....presumembaly to be used as recorded evidence to black-mail later when the "frogs" start leaping over !hahaha !!!

p.s. and by golly they better buy back expensive gifts for their spouses with all that money and for the atonement of their sins during the "dirty" week away !
Cheers !

Anonymous said...

Or could this be a set-up or trap for the MPs to commit something stupid, then be used as blackmails to keep them in BN ?? Hehe ....

Nostradamus said...

Buat Dunno Sahaja. Jangan Jadi seorang Rasis atau Setan.
--------------------------------

Jika anda telah membaca skrip terkini Anwarwood Produksi, anda akan memahami apa yang
sedang berlaku di Pulau Pinang dan segala berita yang di laporkan di MSN, Malaysiakini, Malaysia Today dan web bloger-bloger. Sesetengah mungkin sudah mengalami darah tinggi, strok ataupun sakit jantung sekarang.

Tetapi, nasihat saya kepada semua rakyat Malaysia ialah " Buat Dunno Sahaja!. Teruskan berpuasa, buatkan persiapan untuk Hari Raya dan Mooncake ataupun apa-apa perayaan yang akan menjelma untuk anda.

Kepada mereka-mereka yang tiada perayaan untuk diraikan, maka izinkan saya mencadangkan membuat persiapan untuk meraikan Hari Malaysia pada 16 September iaitu penubuhan negara Malaysia, 45 tahun dahulu, bersama-sama rakan-rakan dan sahabat-sahabat kita di Malaysia Timur.

Jika anda masih nak ghairah dengan berita dan cerita yang terbit daripada Pulau Pinang, maka, izinkan saya mencadangkan berikut untuk renungan anda.

1. Ahmad berkata orang Cina adalah pendatang atau penumpang. - Bagitahu saya siapa yang bukan pendatang ataupun penumpang di dunia ini?

2. Jika anda sensitif kepada perkataan pendatang atu penumpang. - Saya pernah dengar ungkapan lebih teruk dari itu sejak 51 tahun dahulu. Saya sudah biasa tidak sensitif lagi

3. Ahmad telah mengoyakkan gambar Tsu Khoon. - Bukan ada apa-apapun. Lebik baik Ahmad memanggil dia, Ka Ting, Sammy Veloo dan semua wakil-wakil parti BN dan menampar mereka semua kerana tidak memenuhi aspirasi Perlembagaan Malaysia dan memperdagangkan serta tawar-menawar hak manusia untuk kepentingan parti mereka.

4. Ahmad bercakap untuk orang Melayu Malaysia. - Bagaimana tentang DSAI? Mungkin Ahmad cuma mewakili lebih kurang 50 pengikut yang dia ada. Mungkin dia boleh cuba membeli lebih ramai pengikut.

5. Ahmad bercakap untuk semua Muslim? - Bagaimana dengan Tok Guru? Adakah Ahmad seorang ulama?

6. Wartawan dicabar dan lain-lain. - Apa sebab wartawan MSN berada disana? Kenapa selepas interbiu Ahmad, berlari interbiu pemimpin BN yang lain? Adakah berita sabagini bagitu penting untuk dilaporkan. Kenapa tidak interbiu rakyat Malaysia di jalanan dan tanya mereka apa pendapat mereka tentang Ahmad dan lain-lain pemimpin BN.

7. Gunakan ISA, Akta Hasutan dan lain-lain. - Untuk buat yang pertama sekalinya sahaja, saya setuju sepenuhnya, tetapi hanya untuk orang-orang politik BN sahaja. Selepas mereka-mereka di kurungkan, maka haruslah ianya dihapuskan.


http://patek1472.wordpress.com

Sweet Thing said...

This write up is funny & is spot on. I can't for the crossover & I don'/t really mind if the 916 date is extended.

BTW, the belt is sexy...lol!

Nostradamus said...

Make Dunno Only. Don't Become a Racist or Satan.
-------------------------------

If you have read Anwarwood Productions latest script, you would have understood what is happening in Penang and all the news as reported in MSN, Malaysiakini, Malaysia Today and other blogger's websites. Some may have high blood pressure, a stroke or even a heart attack by now.

However, my advice to all Malaysians is , "Make Dunno Only!". Continue with your Fast, make preparations for Hari Raya and Mooncake festivals or whatever festivals coming your way.

For those who don't have any upcoming festivals to celebrate, then, may I suggest, we make preparations to celebrate Malaysia Day on 16 September which is the day Malaysia was born, 45 years ago, together with our fellow brothers and sisters from East Malaysia.

If you want to continue getting excited with the news and stories coming out from Penang, then may I suggest the following for you to ponder.

1. Ahmad says Chinese are immigrants or squatters. - Tell me who isn't an immigrant or a squatter in this world?

2. If you are sensitive to the words immigrants or squatters. - I have heard much worst than that over the past 51 years. I am already desensitised.

3. Ahmad tore Tsu Khoon pictures. - No big deal. It would be better if Ahmad had called him, Ka Ting, Sammy Veloo and all those other representatives of BN parties and slap them all instead for not conforming to the spirit of the Malaysian Constitution and doing trade bartering of rights of human beings for their own party interests.

4. Ahmad talking for all Malaysians Malays? - What about DSAI? Maybe Ahmad only represent the 50 or so followers he has. Maybe he can try buying more followers.

5. Ahmad talking for all Moslems? - What about Tok Guru? Is Ahmad an ulama?

6. Reporters get threaten and so forth. - Why are the MSN reporters there in the first place? Why after interviewing Ahmad, then run to interview other BN leaders? Is the news so important that it is worth reporting? Why don't interview Malaysians on the street and ask them what they think of Ahmad and other BN leaders.

7. Use ISA, Sedition Act and so forth. - For once, I totally agree, but it is only to be used only on BN politicians. After everyone is locked up, then abolish it.

http://patek1472.wordpress.com

Anonymous said...

You can't avoid the inevitable, you can't change the unchangeable.

Beware,

absoulte power causes absolute corruption.

Anonymous said...

Oh ! no...no...NO ! one byelection
soon in sabah...but, but ...BUT ...
49 ( forty nine lagi ) also coming SOON lah !! no joke !

artic turban said...

Here is a fantastic article and it is from http://kudaranggi.blogspot.com/
Monday, September 08, 2008
Antara pendatang dan penumpang


Pada mulanya saya agak keberatan nak ulas kekecohan yang berpunca ekoran daripada kenyataan ketua UMNO bahagian Bukit Bendera, Pulau Pinang bernama Ahmad bin Ismail. Sama ada benar atau tidak apa yang didakwa dikatakan olehnya mengenai rakyat Malaysia keturunan Cina bukan persoalannya kerana isu tersebut sudahpun merebak dan mengapi-apikan keadaan.

Jika tidak ditangani dengan cermat, teliti dan bijak, isu itu boleh ditangguk dalam air yang keruh oleh anasir-anasir yang ingin melihat negara ini hancur serta mengundang campur tangan kuasa asing. Dalam zaman dunia tanpa sempadan dan liputan meluas dan segera oleh media elektronik antarabangsa, apa yang berlaku di sesebuah negara itu tidak dapat disembunyi atau dinafikan.

Isu pokok yang dibangkitkan oleh Ahmad Ismail membabitkan persoalan "menumpang" iaitu rakyat Malaysia keturunan Cina adalah penumpang di negara ini. Beliau menjelaskan bahawa ia merujuk kepada zaman pra-Merdeka. Bagaimanapun, sensitiviti rakyat Malaysia keturunan Cina telah terguris.

Saya tidak mengenali secara peribadi Ahmad Ismail, tetapi kenal agak rapat dengan Allahyarham abangnya, Abdul Rahim Ismail, pemilik Syarikat Pembinaan Rahim yang pada satu ketika dahulu agak terkenal sebagai sebuah firma pembinaan Bumiputera yang unggul di Pulau Pinang. Saya tidak tahu apa dah jadi dengan syarikat itu selepas Abdul Rahim meninggal dunia.

Secara peribadi, saya tidak setuju dengan apa yang didakwa dikata oleh Ahmad Ismail atas beberapa sebab.

Bagi saya, hampir 90 peratus rakyat Malaysia, khususnya di Semenanjung, adalah pendatang dan kita semua sebenarnya menumpang hidup di bumi Allah. Kita bukan pemilik kekal tetapi hanya menumpang.

Sebagai contoh, saya sendiri adalah keturunan pendatang yang menumpang hidup di bumi bertuah ini. Datuk nenek di sebelah bapa saya berhijrah dari Makkah dan dari Brunei ke sini manakala di sebelah ibu pula dari Hadhramut, Yaman. Kami adalah pendatang dan penumpang sama seperti hampir semua penduduk negara ini khususnya di Pulau Pinang.

Bagi Ahmad Ismail, dia juga datang dari keluarga pendatang dan menumpang hidup di negara ini. Ahmad Ismail tidak boleh menafikan hakikat bahawa datuk neneknya adalah pendatang dari India untuk menerokai penghidupan yang lebih baik dan selesa di bumi bertuah ini.

Perdana Menteri Abdullah bin Ahmad juga tergolong dalam kategori yang sama. Datuknya di sebelah ibu adalah pendatang dari wilayah Guandong, China. Pendek kata, datuk Pak Lah iaitu bapa Allahyarhamah Kailan bernama Hassan Salleh atau Hah Su Chiang adalah seorang pendatang. Beliau berhijrah ke Tanah Melayu dari wilayah Guandong (Kwantung) pada pertengahan abad ke-19 dan menetap di Bayan Lepas sebagai pekebun getah, pesawah padi dan kemudian saudagar intan berlian.

Najib Tun Razak, Timbalan PM juga berasal daripada keluarga pendatang iaitu dari Sulawesi, Indonesia atau lebih senang disebut orang Bugis manakala sepupunya Hishamudin Hussein tidak terlepas daripada darah keturunan Turki.

Datuk nenek mantan PM Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad juga pendatang dari Kerala, India manakala ibu Almarhum Tunku Abul Rahman berasal dari negeri Siam (Thailand).

Kesultanan Melayu Melaka pun dibuka oleh orang pendatang dari Sumatra bernama Parameswara, seorang anak raja atau bangsawan beragama Hindu.

Dalam sejarah kesultanan Melayu, kita dapati ada yang ditubuh oleh pendatang dari Bugis dan ada pula dari Hadhramut selain dari Minangkabau.

Hampir semua orang Melayu di sini berasal dari luar Tanah Melayu tetapi diiktiraf sebagai "bangsa Melayu" oleh Perlembagaan Persekutuan. Kita adalah "Melayu mengikut takrifan Perlembagaan" iaitu beragama Islam, mengamalkan adat resam Melayu dan bertutur dalam bahasa Melayu. Malangnya, bahasa Melayu nampaknya dimatikan oleh orang Melayu (UMNO) sendiri apabila dinamakan sebagai bahasa Malaysia.

Oleh itu, orang Arab seperti Syed Hamid Albar dan saya, orang Aceh seperti Sanusi Junid, orang India seperti Kader Sheikh Fadzir dan Nor Mohamed Yakcop, orang Bugis seperti Najib, orang Minang seperti Rais Yatim, orang Jawa seperti Mohamad Rahmat dan yang lain seperti dari Madura, Pulau Boyan, Siam, Burma, Yunnan (China) dan selatan Filipina dengan mudah boleh diiktirf sebagai "Melayu".

Mereka diterima sebagai orang Melayu tidak kira sama ada mereka bertutur bahasa Melayu atau tidak di rumah umpamanya si Arab berbahasa Arab, si Jawa berbahasa Jawa dan si Minang berbahasa Minang atupun si Mamak berbahasa Tamil.

Bahasa-bahasa yang disebut itu bukan bahasa Melayu dan jika dilihat dari sudut Perlembagaan Persekutuan, tidak boleh diterima atau diiktiraf sebagai bangsa Melayu. Walau bagaimanapun, atas kepentingan dan faktor politik, semuanya diterima sebagai Melayu dan Bumiputera.

Oleh itu, adalah tidak adil untuk menuding jari kepada orang Cina yang juga kaum pendatang sama seperti orang Arab, India, Aceh, Minang, Batak, Mandailing, Jawa, Madura mahupun Bugis, sebagai menumpang di negeri ini. Kita tidak boleh menafikan bahawa sebilangan besar datuk nenek orang Cina telah berhijrah ke negeri ini semasa Kesultanan Melayu Melaka, bahkan kesultanan-kesultanan terdahulu di Kedah mahupun Terengganu dan Kelantan serta semasa Francis Light berjaya menipu Sultan Kedah untuk menduduki Pulau Pinang pada 1786.

Kita adalah kaum pendatang yang menumpang hidup di negeri ini. Golongan yang boleh diiktiraf sebagai orang asal atau anak bumi tulen adalah mereka yang kita kenali sebagai Negrito, Jakun, Semang, Jahut, Orang Laut, Orang Darat, Senoi dan suku kaum masyarakat Asli lain yang masih menjadi penghuni belantara.

Kita tidak harus lupa akan sumbangan dan pengorbanan semua kaum dan suku kaum untuk membangunkan Malaysia sama ada dari sudut ekonomi, kemasyarakatan, keselamatan dan yang paling penting kesepakatan dan perpaduan. Semua orang yang kena dan seharusnya membayar cukai, berbuat demikian tanpa mengira kaum atau asal keturunan, sama ada pendatang atau penumpang.

Kita semua adalah rakyat Malaysia.

artic turban said...

On a very salient point but off topic I have read all kinds of comments about whats happening with the AHMAD CONTROVERSY.
I would like the readers to calm down and think. I do have a small point to raise to my fellow Malaysians.

I ask everyone to read the article and the comments from the top to the bottom, now I ask you this question, are you Malaysian? or are you MALAY, CHINESE, INDIAN, SIKH, DAYAK, BIDAYU, DUSUN, NEGRITO dan lain lain.

Look at ourselves, how we are insulting each other, bertaubat lah semua, calm down, don't let the pariah corrupt politicians, immaterial of which ever race make your blood boil. what for? Kalau besok berlaku kacau bilau, baguskah? All the foreign investor lari keluar, factory tutup, mata wang kita memang akan jatuh, business slow down atau kena tutup, kita kena buang kerja, nanti macam mana nak beli makan utk keluarga.

WHAT IS HAPPENNING HERE IS ALL SENDWARA AND BORIA, I come from the generation that went through may 13, I have seen families of all races devasted, malay, chinese indians, eurasians, sikhs dll, Don’t forget there is no insurance coverage for WAR OR RIOTS.
You think besok kalau jadi another may 13, your house kena bakar your anak kena bunuh, bini and daughter kena rape, ada insurance kah. will money bring back your agony, where will the culprits like this AHMAD GUY BE WHEN kacau bilau berlaku, guarantee you he will be overseas, this is the way of the crooks, liars, cheaters, conman, corrupters. OR THEY WILL BE HIDING BEHIND STONE WALLS with a lot of body-guards. WHILE THE KUNCHU2 MAT REMPIT AND GANGSTERS GO AND CREATE PROBLEMS and mayhem.
I ask you one question, when you watched the Olympics recently, when our MALAYSIAN BADMINTON PLAYER WAS PLAYING, WERE YOU SUPPORTING HIM?, AS A MALAYSIAN?, AS A CHINESE?, WHICH ONE, MISBUN SIDEK IS HIS COACH, WHEN THEY HUGGED, WAS THERE DISGUST IN YOUR THOUGHTS OR SORROW FOR THE LOSS, to our COUNTRY OUR FLAG.

OR for that matter THE OLDER GENERATION WHO USED TO SUPPORT OR STILL SUPPORT THE MALAYSIAN FOOTBALL TEAM OR HOCKEY TEAM, ARE YOU SUPPORTING THE Malay player only, chinese player, indian player????? siapa??? OR THE MALAYSIAN TEAM.
I used to support the Malaysian team during the time of TITANS, HEROS, OUR GIANTS, yes folks when we actually had a football team worth supporting , with legends like MOKHTAR DAHARI, SOH CHIN ANN, SANTOKH SINGH, ARUMUGAM- SPIDERMAN, I THINK OF THOSE DAYS with nostalgia, we laughed, screamed, cried our hearts out, and when we carried the MERDEKA CUP AFTER , beating , Korea, Japan, Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand, and heard the NEGARAKU, WE ALL SANG IN PRIDE, KITA SEMUA TEPUK DADAH KITA sebagai ORANG MALAYSIA.
The question I ask all of you and especially the Pariah Corrupt (who can't seem to get arrested or charged for corruption)BN POLITICIANS, who did you cheer for during all those football games, the chinese player-kah, indian player-kah, singh player kah, or the malay player and of course all the kaum lain lain,? IF THOSE PLAYERS HAD KEPALA LIKE WHAT HAS BEEN WRITTEN HERE THIS DAY, WE SURELY WOULD NEVER HAD BEEN A GOOD FOOTBALLING NATION IN THE 70s and early 80s,.
I plus a lot of people used to support the Bn, for A VERY VERY LONG TIME, but until I opened my eyes and started to see the corruption, under table money, exploitation of religion for political purposes, and nothing seems to happen to these politicians. I don’t see any changes in bn, it is a corrupt regime which will try to stay in Power by hook, crook or even bersumpah atas KORAN. Macam ni pun boleh berlakukah? WHO or WHAT is more insulting, exploitation of religion for political gain? MENGAPA, Don’t we have the courts CIVIL AND SHARIAH?
IN EVERY RELIGION WE ARE ALL TAUGHT THAT THIEVES In every religion We are all taught that stealing is wrong, and society demands thieves ,the corrupt and crooks SHOULD BE PUNISHED and shunned, but in Malaysia it has become a badge of pride, HOW MUCH UNDERTABLE MONEY GUA DAPAT, ALWAYS GUA, GUA, SAYA,SAYA,SAYA.
WHOSE FAULT IS all this, is it the politicians? judges? police? AG? AGUNG? SULTANS? SIAPA?
I say we are all at fault, for allowing this to happen, for not TELLING THE CORRUPT, RASCIST, PARIAH POLITICIANS, that Malaysians yang berbagai kaum, agama dan ajaran DON'T WANT THE CORRUPT TO RULE US, what we are hearing today is BORIA AL SENDIWARA PROPOGANDA by a bunch of looser
SO take a minute and think, IF KACAU BILAU BERLAKU, MAY 13-lah, potong sini, cincang sana, SIAPA MENANG?????,
MELAYU? CHINA? INDIA? Dll?
Or will THE WINNERS BE THE HANTU-SYAITAN, crooks who are bankrupt of ideas, they only know one thing, how to be crooks. Nothing else. SO YOU DECIDE, kalau nak maki-paki ataupun pakai otak, shout intolerable rubbish at each other or to calm down and ask yourself this question,
WHY NOW? WHO WINS? WHO GAINS?
YOU OR THE CROOKED PARIAH POLITICIANS.

Anonymous said...

Hey ! 2moro is the 10th lah, arn't
u all planning to the court !? i takboleh, ada kerja di ipoh !
zorro, how to buy through atau from tuan the 'belt with kunci'? my tigress bini mau beli lah !...celaka !

Anonymous said...

Dear uncle Z,

An ingenious device indeed, but just wonder if anyone holding a master key. In case one misplaced his key and during emergency (you know food in Taiwan is not necessary 100% hygienic) How ah?

zorro said...

Anon 10:46am...if the missus locks up the extension....why waste one viagra...unless she stuffs you with a couple to give you the feeling of an implosion....that would be cruel, huh?

Shank...flaccid situation or economy?

Anon1:59. Lets keep this professional.Anwar is not my advisor. You seem to be in the inner circle and know hell of a lot....Carlye group and Tong. Isnt Anwar also associated with the Illumnati? Umi, that one is still not married as she has been on sale for too long, No? you should come out in the open and confront the Prime Minister in waiting, as you claim you know so much....or you prefer to hide in the rat hole and take pot shots. Me I will take my chances with DSAI rather than the current menagerie of half-breeds.Apologise if I have been a tad too harsh on you, but you gave me no choice.

Anon1:59...Shanghai and Anon2:21 read your mind.

Nostradamus: spot on.Just ignore Ahmad and he will go back to his dog-house....he is enjoying the grooming the Gerakan and MCA is giving him. Putting up a post on this.

Artic: those glory days will come back in the New Malaysia. Let's keep our fingers and pricks crossed.

Anon 9:00pm....so thoughful of you.....Enforcer has a posterior outlet for that emergency.

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