Sunday, September 30, 2007


pic courtesy of Mob's Crib

Most of us are familiar with this non-practising lawyer who loves to hear his own voice and trumpets His Master's Voice. Read what he has been mouthing (whenever the PM is not around) to one main stream media:

PETALING JAYA, MALAYSIA: Lawyers who participated in the "Walk for Justice" should join the opposition party, so that I know how to handle them, said Minister in the Prime Minister Department. Parenthesis mine: (You cant handle the only bully....or your Speaker will say it is not urgent call that handling.....and you mean you are the only one in the BN who will handle any opposition. Your colleagues, just sit and sleep?)

"Those who participated in the "Walk for Justice", their brains are like opposition party.(At least they have brains, you like the bully-elephant have the smallest, they say.) It is better for them to register as members of opposition party. I will be more delighted if they (Bar Council) register as an Opposition party. So that I know how to handle them," he told Sin Chew Daily when contacted today. (Hail to the almighty de facto law can you handle the opposition, when you could not handle taxi licences?????,,,,,,,,this reminds me of a she-Minister who asked a Citizen Nades to stand for election against her......sheesh....another Pundat.)

"I will ignore them as if they are non-governmental organizations (NGOS)," he continued.
(NGOs.....he is belittling you again.....reminds me of schoolboys arguing.....)
He said the Bar Council does not need to organize the "Walk for Justice" because the council could contact or meet him at first. (The Bar Council only speaks/negotiates/dialogue with intelligent are just a loud-mouth need to learn to be civil before anybody will want to be seen with you, much less talk to you....sheessssh. Podah!)

"They can meet me (for submission of memorandum) after calling me. But why don't they call me?" he asked. (Ayahhhhh! why you so char one? Who are you? They want to give it to Pak Lah, not to office-boy loh. So blur one lah you. Don't you know neither the Bar Council nor any right-minded Malaysians want to have anything to do with you. You got licence or not to receive memorandum from professional bodies?)

He said the Bar Council should investigate the authenticity of the video clip before they organized the "Walk for Justice". (Hello, you clever or Najib? He already appointed 3 fellas to investigate. Even if the Bar Council gets the will say they are not qualified...they are like the opposition. Even if the tapes are proved authentic, the retired MB who sits as speaker will say it is not urgent matter. Luckily Najib chose and not you. You would have chosen the one-eyed guy and the leaky Sabahan.....birds of a feather flock together mah......Correct, Corek, Correct!)

Commenting on the Bar’s demand that the Government set up a Royal Commission of Inquiry immediately to investigate the above issue, he said :"I object to it. We do not need to set up a Royal Commission." (You object? Who you? Khairy will kick your butt, trying to wield power from his FIL! Seriously you need a break.....because whatever comes out from you, both front and back will fill the tank below.

This shit-sucking-storage tank generously donated by KERP (read the caution).

But I can only dedicate the picture below to you because you cannot deserve anything better.

After hearing all the trash that is coming out from Government's machais, lets hear something refreshing from none other than Law Professor Azmi Sharom, whom Zorro was proud to share the same panel table during the Bangsa Malaysia do.

We need a Royal Commission to determine the legitimacy of the entire judiciary, and we need it now.
Judiciary must be protected

(extracts from his column)

The government has to set up a Royal Commission with the necessary powers to thoroughly investigate the entire judiciary, as there is a desperate need to clean house and to do so comprehensively.

Let’s just take a look at how low the legal system has sunk. The judge who was supposed to be at the other end of the videotaped phone conversation, in true Bart Simpson style, told the de facto Minister of Law that it wasn’t him. The Minister then told this to the press.

My question is: “So what”? Does that mean the next time someone is accused of murder or corruption, all he needs to say is “I didn’t do it”?

Who cares what the judge said. If the video is not a fake (and it looks mighty authentic to me, no Tian Chua Photoshop trickery here), the suspects must be cross-examined.

And to top it off, the Minister tried to deflect the situation by saying that an opposition political party released the videotape and therefore there had to be a political agenda.

I’m sorry YB, but I don’t care who came up and delivered the video. If it is true, it shows that we need major changes in our judiciary and no political blame shifting is going to alter that.

Two things struck me during Wednesday’s “Walk for Justice”. First, the demand for a Royal Commission is more than reasonable, it is necessary.

Secondly, standing there in Putrajaya, first in the scorching sun and then the chilling rain, I could not have been prouder. Amongst the crowd were ex-students who came up and said hello.


Maverick SM said...


I love those emphasis added. You sure knows how to rebut that arse.

Nazri's days are numbered and he needs to boosts his image in BN with rhetorics, for only those rhetorical bodekers had managed to outlive their stay.

Melvin Mah said...

Uncle Zorro,

Wonderful rant you have here! It's somewhat a refreshing way of hitting that El Balachi guy (as Mob would cal him). Your remarks are somewhat close to mine as well and we both have the same resolution: that guy should quit.

On the other hand, at the forum that I attended with Howsy yesterday, I somewhat recalled a joke by Din Merican, who was one of the guests there. He said something like ZAM should be off at the chopping board. Perhaps Din's quote should mirror The Star's article that features Zam.

Kerp (Ph.D) said...

Haha…when I first received the email, I knew you have some ideas of making GOOD use of the picture. Couldn’t find anyone better to put it in the right place than you, uncle B.

Stick it to them, sir.

The Ancient Mariner said...

Someone mentioned that 'the rumor mill is that Nazri is deliberately trying to destabilise the Pak Lah Govt for his own ends and that of his cohorts.'

But I seriously doubt this. Quite obviously he doesnt have the brains for such schemes.

alliedmartster said...

Something Stooooooinks!
Its a broken record, this Nazri fler!
He ooooozzzeeeess Shites!

Anonymous said...

walau, good one Zorro.
Nazri wants engagement with the lawyers coz he is looking for respect and legitimacy which he knows he doesnt have.
as usual, he senses he is getting none of it and there he goes again, ranting and threating al and sundry. such behaviour is commonly seen in simians, no?
may be its time to ship him back to his old ministry where he can issue taxi permits by the busload, of course to his preferred kakis with impunity. no problem, ACA will give him the backing.

Zawi said...

He is a man with no credibilty nor relevance but is trying hard to make an impression to remain relevance.
Hopefully the voters in his constituency has realised their folly of voting him in.

nstman said...

Nazri, or to make it more polite, Mr Bodoh, you make my day. Ha Ha Ha... this is a real monkey. this is a real sod, this is a real mutt.

Anonymous said...

just like altantuya court case, this najis guy set-up the independent panel with 3 stooges to buy times & like altantuya case it will drag on for couple of years...

and in the end... some of us malaysian born with small brain, will tend to forgive & forget.

this is what the bn maggots like najis, el 'bodoh' balachi & farklah think so but they forgot this is a new begining... an era where bloggers will lead the ppl to believe we have a choice... a choice to choose a better goverment for this country.

Anonymous said...

Nazri is just a useless fool full of b*llsh*t. I don't think he even uses his brain whenever he opens his mouth or rather have one!

What a shame having him as the Malaysian minister of...what?...what???'s called the parasite for Bodohwi.....

No class!

team bsg said...

no matter, this guy is still drawing his big paycheck and having fun & fame while the untiring work-for-free(little confused ?) Bloggers tweak out a meagre living !
hats off to all the corrupts and famous , for they rule Malaysia and none can do anything bout it !

DareDevil8 said...

najis and his buddies are dragging this as the cj is retiring soon.

anfield devotee said...

The previous adminstration of Dr M was blessed with the Minister of Information & all-ropund idiot, Mat Bulat, who consistently bamboozled the rakyat with his fooking bullshit.

As such, it is no great surprise that Pak Lah's govt would also include a BIGGER clown/moron/wanker in the shape of this Nazi in a game of one upsmanship . . .

Progress or what . . .!?!

Mat Salo said...

Great post Unker! Sock it to them. Judging from the comments a big hit on M-T... You hit bulls-eye, Sir. Problem is, now my Padang Engineer ran away....

shar101 said...

At the Bar Council website, it was mentioned that the B.C. was in consultation with NTR's office prior to the 'Walk', and apparently, NTR was not adverse to the assembly.

For N.A. to go ballistic with his press statements plus even a letter to the Star editor (2nd Oct) in response to WCW's op-ed, is he showing that his opinion and/or position on the matter takes precedence over his boss?

Let's put it another way. This fool couldn't hack it as a lawyer and when about 2000 real lawyers showed up at the PMO on 26/9, he must been stupefyingly envious plus infinitely nonplussed for words to face his office subordinates. Folks, can you practically hear the 'bad lawyer' jokes circulating that afternoon (behind his back, of course).

And lastly, let's put it...ahem..
another-nother way. N.A., minister with no portfolio, in the PM's department. Gettit? He can't even be a real minister, let alone, a real lawyer. De-facto law minister, as if.

cc said...

Here is an alternate viewpoint to your glowing commentary on Azmi Sharom's column....bloggers do accept points of view that do not agree with them, don't they?

anyway the link is here

zorro said...

cc. thank you very much for the visit. Of course bloggers, of worth MUST and not just accept points of view that do not agree with theirs.It is indeed refreshing to get a "poke" because there is always the inclination towards smugness or complacency. An overdose of self-esteem should never be an ingredient treasured by any worthy blogger. You said: "Here is an alternate viewpoint to your glowing commentary on Azmi Sharom's column....." Oxford dict. defined glowing as "burn with bodily heat or emotion". Was mine a glowing commentary? I said that I was proud to share the same panel table with him at a forum. Full stop. I took only excerpts of his column that mattered to my subject posting. I am no lawyer but an aging citizen making an observation on a subject currently so blatantly and obviously begging for some sanity. Admittedly there is always the inclination to put on our blinkers. I try as much as possible to hide those blinkers although they are always within reach.....somewhere.
Once again thanks CC for the comment and do visit and give this old sod a push or a jolt should he fall into any complacency mode. I always enjoy an alternate take like Yusof's.We never stop learning from others. Thank you again, and this from the heart.