MALAYSIAN (YOUTH, THAT IS) ARE............(find out)

Last month Gwen Stefani was told to cover up to appease the sensitivities of the people of Malaysia. I don't remember any member of the paying public protesting her over-exposed assets. Did you?

But Malaysian youths , by far, hardly protest. They allow their elders to make decisions for them. It takes too much trouble to protest...why create waves? They prefer to drift.....drift from one authoritarian edit to the next....Truth is they are easily cowed, sheepishly forced to accept and have hypocritical advice rammed down their throats...and forced down literally.

Malaysians are the most compliant, easily moulded like plasticine, into any shape or size that our pantheon of moral guardians dictate. We have been programmed so religiously that rape and incest is just a way of doing it out of the box. Malaysians tend not to think for themselves. They still need moral guidance after 50 years. Malaysians are still immature. The authorities think so and say as such. They ban this and that because they know that Malaysians (youth that is) cannot handle Gwen Stefani! You allowed the authorities to insult you! Why do I say this: YOU MALAYSIAN YOUTH HAVE NOT RAISED A SQUEAK THAT EVEN A NEAR-DUMB RAT COULD HAVE MANAGED! The authorities believe that you could not handle GS and that if they did not ask her to cover up, you all would, short of jerking off, go on a raping rampage or if that was too difficult, take the easy route....rape grandmothers, cousins or neices!

GROW UP LAH, YOUNG MALAYSIANS. Until you speak up, your moral guardians will continue to think that you cannot think for yourselves. They know that you do not have that moral fibre to even volunteer a sigh of protest. Or maybe, this is an easier route for you youngsters......podah! Lan-bird, I say to you.

Come on young men and women of Malaysia, surely you do possess that scrotal strength and cuntal courage to tell them bigoted buggers that you can stand on your own and be guided by the values your parents have passed down to you. Again, maybe thats too much trouble, huh?

Call me a dirty old man. So what? I still enjoy a pretty face, a pair of lusciously-endowed bag-susu, the smouldering shay-shaying of hypnotic hips. Man, am I not proud that I was brought up by a monthly diet of Playboy and Hustler, until they got banned. Strangely, I forgot to jump on my mother or my sister or somebody's daughter, wife or mistress.

OK, YOU YOUNG, HOT-BLOODED MALAYSIANS. PROVE TO ME THAT

YOU HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN!

.....BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU WHINNING AFTER THE FACT!

YOU TELL PINEAPPLE CONCERT'S CHAIRMAN RAZLAN AHMAD RAZALI THAT YOU WANT BEYONCE AS BEYONCE AND NOT SOME RELIGIOUSLY GARBBED MUMMIE BELTING OUT "DANGEROULSLY IN LOVE". IF YOU CANNOT COLLECTIVE RAISE A MURMUR, THEN I STILL MAINTAIN MY PERCEPTION OF YOU YOUNG MALAYSIANS AS BEING AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE ...........JELLY!

Meanwhile I relish Beyonce as she is and wait with bated breath to hear your protest.....

I DO REMEMBER THERE USED TO BE A WORD CALLED BOYCOTT.

......and I will also put my ear to the ground to ensure that I hear some sound from you all.....go guys and girls......do your thing. ......do it for your own sakes. I promise to walk with YOU ALL.