Thursday, April 5, 2007

Letting Loose Hantu.

HANTU has all along been the third member of our trio - Zorro, Tornado, Hantu. Not much is known about her (yes Hantu is a she!) because she has spent most of the time up in the rafters of the barn where Tornado is stabled. Of late Tornado has neighed (read whispered) to me that Hantu has put on some unwanted kilos and seemed devilishly bored. She has executed (but found the species unpalatable.....errrkk) all the rats in the barn and those that escaped her talons have sought refuge along Jalan Parliament.
So today, to commemorate the inaugural meeting of Bloggers Alliance, Hantu has been given unimpeded license to roam the hemisphere for blogsphere. {Sheih, she has insisted she follow us when we visit your Newcastle (Kota Baru) as she claims she has scores of cousins in Golok.}
She is at the service of every responsible blogger. Just whisper "hoot, hoot" (Hokkien for hantam) and she will swoop down to you. However if she does not respond within 5 minutes, it's best you head for the nearest sushi bar and do the hoot, hoot call. She has an unbridled lust for sushi and wasabe. Tornado feels she is a reincarnation of some lady samurai. I prefer to concur or she may go into the usual endless tirade about Tornado and I indulging in too much beers. I have set a program, one of which is she must visit Parliament (only when in session). But her daily visits must always include our town/city councils where our non-elected samsengs make their crooked deals. No? So welcome Hantu. She is at your service. No cash transactions please, some suchi or some free beer vouches for Tornado and Zorro. Hoot, hoot.

8 comments:

zorro said...

Oh I forgot to add one of Hantu's foibles: she loves a beer bath or as she prefers, a soak in long bath of beer!!!!!!The things I have to put up with, besides sweeping.

HSingh said...

hey mr. khoo, just wanted to ask do you still recall good old sentul days with thava ? I am still amazed how you blended in so easily with the guys in sentul - i would like to see present day teachers achieve one tenth of what you did in those days !! God bless you sir and unlike Ginger Spice says "Its raining VB hallelujah, its raining VB"

monsterball said...

I wish you can write more direct like others ...than hinting and hinting. Commenters may miss your real point of your messsage...thus no able to put out intelligent opinions.

Daily Nibbler said...

Hoot, hoot..looks this place is becoming a drinking hole for like minded species who enjoy a good banter, discretion and online company. Of course, the articles are like light snacks that goes down well with the drinks..err, spirits?

zorro said...

Monsterball! I do not wish to "write more direct like others." If you want that I can point you to NST. Any intelligent commenter will be able to decipher what I try to put across. I do not want to humiliate you by defining what nuance means. Anyway thanks for being candid.

muststopthis said...

Zorro...
HOOT the bugger!
Cheers...

Elviza Michele said...

Dearest Zorro,

Write whatever you want in however way you please okay?

In my rush home yesterday, I forgot to thank you for the drinks. Besides, I was supposed to get you a drink!

So thanks a million and I ll see you soon. hopefully next week ya?

monsterball said...

zorro...never meant to be rude...but my opinion...as I find hard to comprehend and give intellgent response. My mistake? Please do not be too senitive...okay?