Whilst I was doing my darndest trying to sell fish for Haris, he threw a bait at the Champion Utusan Malaysia columnist Ridhuan Tee Abdullah to debate with popular blogger the Articulate One. I gathered that Art without blinking said, "Bring him on?" No sound from the YELLOW corner. Do you think he is waiting for some pecuniary arrangements or is he waiting for the nod from his handlers. I think both. Somebody whispered to me at Sid's Place that he wanted Rear Admiral Kevin Morais as his back-up
To be fair, I think he will consider if there is an unbiased moderator. I wanted to suggest RPK but our friend is in Finland for the Miss Finland contest. (Aside: yes Marina is following as chaperon by popular consensus of the kids!). Possible moderators could be my favorite professor Azmi Sharom, or She-frog Hee. But my choice would invariably be Isa Samad. Despite everything against him he WON a by-election, no? That is something, yes? If Isa is picked his two datuks and one tan sri could provide the fees if Tee wants to be paid to voice his convictions. Yes, why not any board member of the Muslim Professionals Forum?
You started this Haris, you better see it through. Meanwhile I am in contact with Hell's Kitchen (Astro 703) to sell your fish for February - Fish Month. You concentrate on this debate, I will sell ikan for you.....for every 100 kilos one night of flavored Guiness at Sid's. Deal? One of RPK's sponsors has promised similar treat if Tee throws in all his towels from his Yellow Corner. I am off to do sales for you now after this posting!
Read how all this started HERE
48 comments:
Hi Harris. Ya la. When is it going to happen? Art is ready I think. Tee how?
Sorry about the fish, Harris. Ignorant me was told by my son-in-law that our restaurant only sells sea fish. Didn't know that!
bring that super smart tee on..we be pleased to listen him out perhaps buy him a starbuck double cream..for sure i bring my video..and of course some chew gum..put yr money where the mouth is..tee!!!
saudara ridhuan tee,
jangan takut kalau benar.
ayoh! mari! maruah islam dah dicabar ni...
pasal apa, hang tanya?
pasal diorang ni cabar sama lu lah. lu beragama islam. jadi, secara lojiknya, cabar lu sama dgn cabar islam. bukan gitu??
si art tu pun islam. tapi tu kamu jangan ambil-kira. dia tu kafir.
macam cabar umno sama dgn cabar melayu. ini utusan melayo yang cakap. bukan gitu?
cabar utusan meloya sama dgn cabar melayu. ini utusan meloya yang cakap. bukan gitu?
cabar polis/macc/hakim sama dgn cabar melayu. ini utusan yang cakap. bukan gitu?
cis...i dah marah sangat ni...
tak kisah, watak2 yang dicabar tu gerombolan yang cukup korup. asal dia orang cabar, kami samakan dgn cabar islam/melayu. jangan fikir yang lain. brother islam #1 kami, mr 1malaysia, tak suka nanti.
lagipun, ketua2 bahagian umno semua tu sedang menunggu jawapan dari saudara ridhuan. jangan menghampakan mereka semua ni. padah balasannya. mereka ni semua kaya-raya, perut buncit, bini lima, istana besar semua ada. kami kena jaga maruah mereka semua ni. pasal apa? pasal mereka melayu umno. ini special grouping, mesti kami pertahankan!
ini hakikatnya di bumi tercinta kami ni...
ayoh, mari. take up the challenge.
si art ni bukannya terror sangat. betul, artikel2 yang dia tulis tu semua bernas belaka, tapi tak laku, pasal tulis dlm bahasa orang putih. warga kampung (voters) tak erti. jadi, tak payah risau.
saudara ridhuan, harapan kami berada diatas bahu perajurit seperti saudara ridhuan.
sekian
pengerusi
ngo melayu/islam yang bernama
gagasan-kumpulan-gerombolan-jobless-aimless-bumps-amat-kecil-dan-langsung-tak-signifikan-yang-kononnya-menjaga-maruah-melayu-islam-kami-hanya-ditubuh-last-minute-dgn-sumbangan-yang-amat-generou$$$-drp-umno-supaya-dapat-memperbodohkan-orang-melayu-terutamanya-warga-kampung-yang-hanya-tonton-tv3-dan-baca-utusan-meloya-supaya-terus-undi-umno.
4RAKYAT
Aiya!!!!! What Tee? Lan*&^ brother that kaki bodek is rubbish.
Long live zorro to see the new Malaysia!!!!!!!!!!!!
a yellow dogtor !? never heard of dat lah !!
I bet my last dime that the scumbag will not be able to find his balls to take on Art Harun for the debate.
This Tee or Toad can only quack under the UMNO goons. Debate will shake him like he is having a serious cool. He is a cheap yellow
covert crashing hard to be more Malay
then Malay. Anyway is is a good Muslim that all he is.
Ah Tee is busy talking about 'halal bak kut teh' in klang la !! no time for debate with Art !!
KlangMali
You guys are real wicked. The poor fella's crawled back to the hole he came from with his tail between his legs.
How did you know a little tickle like this could have shrunk his whatsits.
At least now we have some peace and quiet.
Just another PSEUDO MALAY trying to outdo the authentic Malays! See what is printed on his I/C - CHINESE MUSLIM only!
the only pig (Ah Tee or Ah Too) make halal by umno.....must be a "Too Boh"....anyway, this pig is haram to the chinese.
I am an admirer and ardent supporter of Mr. Ridhuan Tee. I am sure he will take on this challenge to prove that he has the knowledge, credential and conviction to share his great wisdom in his religion.
Mr. Tee, please don't let me down. Go, go, go!!!
Z,
Ah Tee went missing from his 'regular' Sunday column in Utusan on 10th January.
Post 'Arse-on-Friday', I would think he'd have lots of stuff to write about. Nothing on his two blogs as well.
And if I'm not mistaken, Ah Tee was 'advisor' to that UMNO facebook gang but now is an 'administrator'. Demotion? Lateral transfer? Cold storage? Who knows, eh Z.
Sooo .. I guess he got gagged in more ways than one.
Anywayz, it wouldn't be fair for Art to respond to muffled mutterings during a debate, right?
Dear Zorro,
Please don't waste your time & breath on this Dr Tee...w fellow!!!
There more interesting subjects to blog about...lah!!!
There is no point for a pious person like Ustaz to entertain the Beer drinker Art.
Dont deny that Art drinks alcohol, because people have seen him drinking.
We dont need ustaz to lower his level down to Art's level. We real muslims know who is the right one we should follow. Its a clear cut example.
Uztaz Tee is a religious person who follows the right path while Art is a beer drinker. No points in guessing who the real muslims will support
But i guess you people just love malay muslims who are like Art, Harris and Petra. You love it when they disobey their religion and speak with a liberated heart dont you? You just love it when their akidah is weak. When their religion takes a back seat and when they behave like a kafir.. You would love a weak islam in malaysia dont you? thats because you non muslims hate everything muslim. Even a decent muslim is hated by you sickos. And that is why you love people with weak islamic standings such as Art.
But the real muslims of malaysia knows better...
Ustaz Tee does not need to entertain someone to a religious debate , especially someone who cant even apply the basic rule of Islam on himself!
Memang scared, but wait lah, perhaps Ah Too needs more time to consult Ah Kow-wee of MCA on rescue plan using political influence to unplug embarrasing sensitive situation in any Debate or Talk-Show etc.
uncle you rock man
look here
http://baganutama.blogspot.com/2010/01/uncle-zorro-tumbuk-tuan-guru-nik-aziz.html
"Tee " in Hokkien means pig lah!
No point debating with a pig, even if it is made halal by UMNO .I think that it is a waste of time! Just ignore the fellow, Art.Do not lower yourself to debate with that bugger!
Ah AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH so much excuse chicken say so lah celop babi afraid of shadow ah.
Hai..ya.. tee takut ma.. tee mana ada balls punya. dia cuma mahu pleased his master ma.. writer for UM only.. and he got paid.. and he wrote stupidity at its lowest..his name has since been changed to T-Shirt..
to be cont...
Dr. Tee? And i believed he got his PHD. But, the big butt. His is Permanent Head Damage (PHD)
Dr Tee has got not enough substance to challenge Art. He only barks whatever UMNO tells him to.
Mariam
How right you are.
This old man only loves Muslims who called themselves liberals like those you mentioned.
We know who is Riduan Thee.
But who the hell is Art Harun??
Suunds like a pseudo arty-farty bloke.
Has he got a blog??
art-cakap besar aje
bila kita tulis strong racist
comment dia tak publish
so to art-jangan tunjuk pandai le!
Sure they are vicious. But they are sure not nuts. Tee should realise that he is only useful as a loose canon and cattle fodder. His minders know only too well that they'd loose their jobs if they let Tee go. Tee might be stupid enough to take on Art. But certainly his minders know what a crap of shit the occassion might turn out to be for their cause.
ah too, how did you get yourself into this shitty situation? you have dug yourself into a shit hole and now you can't even get yourself out. but you deserve it, you piece of doggy poo.
let me entertain mariam 11.36am
mariam is a true muslim, i get the impression. that's good.
1) ridhuan fans racial fire. ridhuan espouses racist sentiments - lordship of a race over others. all against islam's teachings particularly the last sermon.
but he prays 5 times a day. so he is pious. so he deserves your support. am i about right here? ok, u go your way, the rest of us go ours. really. no hard feelings.
btw, i bet toyol @ istana & disneyland prays 5 times day too.
2) art a beer drinker? have u checked around re a certain selangor royal figure? that, and his not-so-platonic relationship with a certain actress of sikh faith? and this person is supposed to be a payung for all things islamic to his subjects in selangor?
3) so now, 2 u, it's a question of liberal muslims vs fundamental muslims? liberal, bad. fundamental, good. that abour correct? lest i understand u wrongly.
done any banking lately? home still has a mortgage? car still servicing instalments to banks? what is islam's position on earning monetary interests on people's money? islamic? yes? no? r u still involved?
use a computer? windows, right? bill gates is american. and the usa is buddy-buddy with isreal. oh, that's bad. gotta throw away the pc. then start looking for those made-in-the-usa labels around the house. i'll get my lorry ready 4 u. but, i make an exception on the internet. u still need the internet to reply to me.
4) art, harris, rpk vs ridhuan? care to take a poll? why not u rope in toyol, muhd muhd, musang hasan, gani patail too? we will present only the above three. u can have as many as u like. if it gets hotter, we'd throw in tok guru nik aziz too. that about fair?
i bet all of them pray 5 times a day - if, by your definition, that's the be all and end all of a good muslim.
5) malaysian non-muslims love liberal muslims more than they do ridhuan? well, what more can i say here...?
6) of cos ah tee does not have to entertain art to a religious debate. this much i agree. but what about a debate on anything else? u tell ah tee to pick a topic. pick a place. pick a time. we'll send art. or tok guru niz aziz.
idea debate ni di cadangkan oleh pihak art. saya percaya mereka tak boleh paksa sesiapa pun untuk menyahut cabaran ni. kami amalkan sistem demokrasi.
tapi, secara ringkasnya, yes or no? jangan putar belit. hanya jawab ya atau tidak?
kalau tidak, habis cerita.
4RAKYAT
On the day of the teebate, our pee-ious Ah Tee will give a valid excuse that he have to tee-off in the tea plantation of Cameron Highlands. He will be represented by a yellow sachet of Boh-Tee as an indirect way of saying that he won't be present (Boh-tee in Hokkien).
The dishonorable referee Cave-in Molasses of the Malaysian Anal Craps for Confectioneries will award Ah Tee a walkover after threatening Art Harun with bodily injuries should he object to the I-am-God decision.
D-umno wins. Citizen loses. Na$ib wear a smirk while fat mama gets a wet-on. All is calm in the city of Wahlau Lumpur.
How is your "I like his face I think he gonna make MACC better" thingy again, Unker Zorro?
That face that you like so much has just put a gag order on EVERYTHING.
That is, if there is a rasuah thingy and someone reported it to MACC, no one can talk anything about it.
Even if MACC drag the thing like 10 years, still nobody can talk about anything.
Yeah, Unker Zorro, for the past 70 years you must have gained so much experience to judge people by their face, right?
So where's your experience now, Unker Zorro?
That face you like so much has just made MACC from bad to worse.
mariam or are u a pro umno blogger hiding behind a skirt,come and face the world don't baling batu sembunyi tangan.
Universe exist before mankind.
Creation of words came later trying to describe the Universe.
The actions of Universe as we know it is explained as Natural Disaster.
The goodness of Universe is known as Abundance.
Giving names to Universe is only a way of mankind to satisfy their ego.
You are by what is your actions is, not by what Universe name you uphold.
The man of Universe will live by the Law of the Universe and not by brand.
Mariam, labeling Art, Haris and Petra behaving as kafir and weak in akidah? I don't know them personally but even if it is true, I believe they are still more trustworthy than the rest of the UMNO & Utusan supporters.
Then again, who am I to judge.
pls enough with a dogtor laa ...let's
move on with lain yang lagi serious & urgent !
Wish all Christians will start chanting ALLAH daily...
I rate TCS very highly- in the comedy club that is.
Every night and every day, many Malaysians pray for a better life.
The good Lord have sent 3 people in the form of:
1. Lim Kit Siang - he was thrown into Kamunting for the rakyat's mouth
2. Anwar Ibrahim - he was thrown into jail to blind the rape on rakyat's coffer
3. Guru Nik Aziz - he was humilated for rakyat's freedom of religion
4. Teoh Beng Hock - silenced
5. Lim Guan Eng - to cover the offense for underage girl
6. RPK - for championing the rakyat
And you ask the good Lord to CHANGE so you have a better life...
DO YOU REALLY DARE TO CHANGE IN THE COMING ELECTION?
Magn (baganutama)- thanks brother. How are u doing in PD?
BREAKING NEWS
The New Herald, London, Friday 15th January 2010
Largest-Ever Terrorist Strike Expected Monday
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this by management is a kick in the teeth." Mr Amir accepted the limited availability of virgins but pointed out that the cutbacks were expected to be borne entirely by the workforce and not by management. "Last Christmas Abu Hamza alone was awarded an annual bonus of 250,000 virgins," complains Amir. "And you can be sure they'll all be pretty ones too.
How can Al Qaeda afford that for members of the management but not 72 for the people who do the real work?"
Speaking from the shed in the West Midlands where he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers' concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day jihad, in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up." He defended management bonuses by claiming these were necessary to attract good fanatical clerics. "How am I supposed to attract the best people if I can't compete with the private sector?" asked Mr. Bin-Laden.
Talks broke down this morning after management's last-ditch proposal of a virgin-sharing scheme was rejected outright after a failure to agree on orifice allocation quotas.
One virgin, who refused to be named, was quoted as saying "I'll be buggered if I'm agreeing to anything like that........it's too much of a mouthful to swallow". Unless some sort of agreement is reached over the weekend, suicide bombers will down explosives at midday on Monday. Most branches are supporting the strike. Only the North London branch, which has a different union, is likely to continue working. However, some members of that branch will only be using waist-down explosives in order to express solidarity with their striking brethren.
I finally found out that the word "Allah" was championed by the Mamaks, see this link - http://malaysia-today.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=29647:four-thousand-words&catid=18:letterssurat&Itemid=100129
I did not realised that the ALLAH issued by raised by the Malaysian Chinese Muslim Association agaisnt the HREALD. This is totally disgusting and dispicable. I think these socalled chinese muslims are a bunch of ultra kisau kiais ceebai lang. They are muslim for their own selfish end, cos they want to be categorised as FCUKING BUMIs FCUKED heads. These are typical greedy scumbags chinese who only look after their rice bowls. And worse of all they are fcuking ARSE LICKERS and they called themself muslims.
sometimes i get the impression that we have not grown up yet!
challenging one another and trying to provoke a response seems so juvenile and so unsuitable for old men.
jo
Bernard, still feel like celebrating the decision of Justice Lau re: Allah issue?
But Jo, what is suitable for old men? Gardening, looking after grandkids or play tai-chi and mahjong? Some prefer to change a corrupt-ridden country to something better and fair, not for themselves but for their children and grandkids. It may be juvenile to you but it sure takes a lot of sacrifice for grandpas to give up a life of leisure to risk arrests, harassment and injuries and bruises while taking part in demos to fight for justice. To grandpas like Zorro, I salute you Sir. Your sacrifices will not be forgotten and neither will your children and grandkids forget too.
Anon545pm. Just show me which post of mine celebrated the decision of High Court. If you have nothing worthwhile to contribute, I am telling you politely to please FUCK off. Pls go to where you belong and where the odour complements yours.
JO, chronologically I may be an old 70, but mentally I feel there is still a lot of spunk left in me. If you think you are old, YOU ARE! So just leave us old men to live in our fantasy world whilst you continue to learn how to make life worth living.
AH KONG, appreciate that support very much. We need to contribute in our little ways to initiate CHANGE. Get the unregistered to register to vote the next GE. That is all I ask! Thanks again Kong2
hahaha, now reward of 72 virgins been reduced to 60 for those to die in jihad , hahahaha !!
Zorro, have you been reading Sakmongkol. I didn't read the whole article but he is comparing the blacks of USA last time who were considered mental cases and locked up with those who are very for banning the "word" being considered as bigots as us trying to put the blacks in the same category. What bloody nonsense. What are your views of his views now?
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