OF course if you have the expertise and that attendant deviousness, everything can be staged. You just need some planning of course. But crucial to a successful staging of an event would be the purchase of a certain breed of accomplices who would for a price, sell their souls to the devil. NO, I got this wrong here…..selling your soul to the devil is just a figure of speech! The devil is not that cheap, and moreover what the hell does the devil in Hell needs money. Hell, combustion is free and eternal, so we are told, yes?
It is the devil incarnate, who walks amongst us…..the ones who will sell their father, mother, wives, sons and daughters and if the price is good, even their brothers an sisters for transitory gains equivalent to, I am told, a ponderous bout of ejaculation experienced after a period of forced abstinence. These would be the actors, stagehands easily available for a price to stage what the master-stager directs! And the master-stager has basketful of these willing accomplices amongst the fleas and lice that infest our police force, judiciary, election commission, macc, air force, even the registra of societies now, and of course the customs and immigration departments. Dang! Which government agencies can say that they have not participated in productions directed by the powers that be.
Here are some of our major mega productions:
Wasn’t Sodomy 1 an international box-office hit? (The “irrelevant” judge was not able to receive his Oscar. No! His demise was not staged. His shelf-life just expired.) Of course DSAI staged his own black eyes, what!
Wasn’t the expulsion of the Lord President stage managed?
Isn’t the Bench from Court of Appeals up, judiciously staged and manipulated?
Nominated for Oscar would be the staged takeover of Perak – for the first time two awards for Best DirectorS. And the winners are…….
Was the death of Teoh Beng Hock also staged? A Bolehwood extravaganza?
Being edited currently would be another mega (3D?) hit – Sodomy II. Stagehand and scholarship-seeking SAI-ful (excuse my use of Hokkien....it seems so shittily appropriate!) suddenly took centre-stage. It is rumoured that he defied medical records by fingering himself and yet left no fingerprints in his you-know-where. Even some uncle’s tongue-job left no tongue prints! However DNA is in the manufacturing stage in this country, the word is going around.
Wasn’t the execution of Altantuya staged. She never entered this country, so says Botak Hamid’s border guards and yet two hooded murderers were sentenced to death. Their hanging would be stage-managed for sure.This would be the mother of all mega productions if only Cameron can get the go-ahead if the price is not too exorbitant.
NYET! Kugan’s death was not staged. It was plain brutality with intent to stage an accident. However the sequel is expertly staged. One suspect out of the 11 was fingered.
Was the loss of our jet engines also staged?
Was the loss of our jet engines also staged?
Dang, you people out there, tell me what else is not staged!
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When an " old horse " opened his big mouth, surely not many people will be surprised. He cannot be wrong according to his own opinion and we just have to let him WIN.
Probably at the final leg of life, one may be tempted to try one's dream of being a succesful script writer for once. With many plays staged according to him and him alone. What else can we say ?
Bro
And you didn't get to see Yasmin Studios' 'Accidental Auckland Zoo Holiday', a truly inspiring gay love story starring Charlie E. Chin and Saucy F Lingam who woos a reluctant Chin from KL to S'pore to Auckland to Geneva and back and buys him a $10 million bungalow house as a love nest?
Or, Bollywood's 'Kugan Returns' starring Rajni as Kugan's also evil twin brother who seeks revenge on 11 I Polis Raja who all turn out to be Bangladeshis and Nepalese?
Or Honkywood's 'The Ghost of TBH' starring Jackie Chan as the ghost still looking for the original $2,400 invoice to hand over to MACC?
Why, anything nowadays can be created on computers. Even senile old 'benevolent' and race and religious bigoted dictators who think the Petronas Twin Towers are virtual buildings created by Caesar Pelli, an Italian American Nazi Jew and a 2nd cousin of Bush & Blair!!
dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human race
that senile mamak think if they can produced 2012, haiti earthquake is also staged...
that crazy fler also think the last tsunami also staged by bush, no?
arr! and may13 must be staged by him?
Haha, someone has been very free these days to watch Avatar n read Shakespeare too:
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..."
Only one thing we can know for sure: we all have our exits, and we should be prepared to meet our Maker who may call us out at any time. Let's play our parts well!
Haha again! Some attention-seeking person must now be very happy to have gotten on centre-stage in the www:
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/35622_Mahathir-_If_the_US_Could_Make_Avatar_They_Could_Fake_9-11/comments/#ctop
providing lols n tears from laughter, rising temps n sarcs, witticisms galore, n enlightenment: wah, we should have attacked NZ instead! That's where the CGI was all done!
Sir- in Boleh land , everything can be staged from BMF scandal in 1983 that caused billions of taxpayers money to the missing jet engines. Anwar black eye is also staged - he applied black paint and it stayed on permanently. Finally, a top cop blew the lim on Dr M allegation that Anwar black eye was self inflicted. What a shame that the greatest lie by DR M was revealed and shattered on his face. DR M is called by his long time friend, George SOros in the BANGKOK POST recently- You, Dr M are a menace to society and an international big mouth (IBM) . The PKFZ scandal happened in 2003 during DR M tenure is also staged and not true as it did not happened. The LINGAM TAPE scandal which was investigated by a ROYAL COMMISSION was also manipulated and its findings were not true. Malaysia is a land of plenty- plenty of rotten politicians, plenty of robbers and thieves , plenty of bull and others, plenty of corruption.
Wow you won't believe it, like circus in town - the launch of "1Malaysia" in Ipoh Oct 2009 was staged!
A fake it was, and they claim 50,000 cheering crowd came to share and support their vision. Yeah busloads of them, ask that Pangkor Pirate, he won't be embarrassed!
The DOM (diry old ma......) the father of the Stage-Master is like what this folk saying goes- Even the Body is dead but the mouth will not ceased to TOKKOK.
BLACK EYE PEA- one of the Oscar winning production of stage master universal studio.
BACK DOOR BOY-part II- next change..
HERE WE COME ,THE ASSS-HOLE BANDICTS-4D - coming soon.
Watch at own risk !!
Bro Zorro,
Only a publicity seeking racist ex-PM can make a claim of personally speaking to the janitor of the World Trade Center.
Wait, the meeting with the janitor was staged obviously by the greatest director of Bolehwood, the racist ex-PM.
I hope he will soon stage his own demise to save his family from international embarrassment even though his half bald son Mud-khriz is not doing too badly himself as racist court jester in the eyes of the international community judging by the lack of FDI in Bolehland.
WHAT AN ISSUE TO BOX?
Wonder why some people bring out an issue
That has long been part of the mainline tissue
Wonder why some people open the Pandora's Box
Then search for victims all around below belt to box
(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 230110
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Sat. 23rd Jan. 2010.
Yeah right.
Everthing is staged.
Including the attack on suraus.
Of couse we didn't hear a squeak from you on that.
You racist you.
by his statement he is hoping & encouraging more attacks in the american soils by the muslim terrorists...
cos end of the day, all anti-christians like this mmamak kutty will still insist that the american stage it themselves.
his racist streak is getting meaner in his twilight years... reducing him to just a very sick, angry & bitter little old man.
My Salary and bonus is dafinately stage my useless boss says he is not making enough this year to buy a new jet plane. Gready barstard.
Everything, yes everything, from the C4 murder of Altantuya to the SAI-full guy's arse being dug to the latest sandiwara of arson on churches can be staged by the publicity seeking senile fool who is neither an Indian nor a Malay. He was disowned by Mohammad Kutty the day the mamak claimed to be a pure Malay.
This stinking racist who is so anti-west in his thoughts, words and action that he doesn't mind being the international jester he has become. He cares two hoots for the embarrassment and odium that he has caused his daughter, Marina.
His no-barainer sons such as the Moo-keris fellow might be offering prayers to the Almighty for having given such an illustrious? ludicrous? imbecile? bolehwood director as his father. His other brothers might be too preoccupied with the hundreds of millions to be bothered by this lost soul.
Only death could shut this rabid racist who marginalized his own race to spite his colour inherited through his father.
Keep posting stuff like this i really like it
Hi Zorro masked or unmasked, want to respond to this comment at Are Anwar's chicken coming home to roost?:
"Did Zorro Unmasked or that Looney said anything. No siree. Not a peep."
Mar 8, 2008 political tsunami was staged!
Will the people of Malaysia (East and West!) stage something bigger come the next GE - a total annihilation of the evil regime!
Bernard, I like you and many others look forward to positive changes in our country, but they will be hard, no in fact difficult, to achieve if we are unable to reach the current majority of Malaysians and especially rural Malays. Unfortunately, the pool that very comfortable with English is now in the minority.
I dearly wish that your blog in English and others which we feel is crucial readings for those who preferred Bahasa Malaysia and these means they should be translated to BM and if possible, carried to the deep recess of the most isolated kampong and long houses. I have tried my had at translating but while I believe they are not gibberish, neither are they "Oxford BM" if there is such a thing.
I wish I can play a part if I can and is willing to contribute what I can, but please consider an attempt with all your contacts to raise a group of people to select articles and to translate them into BM. Please help our nation.
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