I am about to set off, in fact a car is sent to pick me up for one of my former student's 50th birthday. I was 20 years older than Mohan Chong when I taught him in Sek. Sultan Abdul Samad, PJ.
I thought it is appropriate here to share with you that behind this strict facade as a pedagogue, we teachers can be a fun lot, yes?
Enjoy KataTak Nak's sarong and parang (cloak & dagger) expose on the jet engines:
Tuesday, 5 January 2010
The Press Release
Press Release
After extensive investigations that span all the continents and suspicious looking satellites circling the Earth and with the co operations of the CIA, FBI, Mossad and consultations with the WHO, RSPCA, Yakuza, the Pallin For President group, the World Silambam Society and also the KKK, we finally got a lead as to the modus operandi of the group that stole the jet engines.
We are glad to inform that prosecution papers are being drafted and the culprits would be charged in court on the 30th of February.
The department would like to lay to rest speculations that personnel in the armed forces are involved. After going through volumes of files, logs, Readers Digests and Mad Magazines, we find that not a single personnel of the armed forces are involved in this hideous and treacherous act.
Our own investigation teams aided by Bomoh Pujangga Salleh of Jengka 5, Shaman Mwambra of the Tipu tribe of Uganda and the spirit of Mona Fandey, finally managed to trace the culprits. Forensic evidence were confirmed by Dr. Pornthip and the department has enlisted the services of Lucas Films, Steven Spielberg, Bruckheimer and the world famous director Datuk Eusoffe Grandslam to recreate the scenes in HD, the premier of which would be aired live on Astro Beyond at the affordable booking fee of RM99.99.
We have initially booked Judge Augustinus Hackus to sit on the bench but due to his indefinite unavailability, we have decided to alleviate the just married Bungkus of Sabah to the Bench.
We urge and plea to the general public to stop further speculations and to cease making comments that may tarnish the immaculately clean image of the arm forces.
To lay to rest all doubts about this whole affair we hereby name the people to be charged,
1. Aung San Mway ( Myanmese beggar along Petaling Street)
2. Jahangir Khan ( Pakistani carpet seller in section 22)
3. Daisy Loh Poh Kee ( China Doll of Rumah Urut Syiok, Batu Pahat)
4. Sheikh Mujibur Saifol ( Bangladeshi construction worker in Melaka)
5. Bahadur Kumar (Nepalese restaurant worker in Klang).
The department would soon get the services of several interrogators from the MACC to interrogate several other suspects whose name would be randomly drawn from a chest containing the names of thousands of illegal immigrants.
After extensive investigations that span all the continents and suspicious looking satellites circling the Earth and with the co operations of the CIA, FBI, Mossad and consultations with the WHO, RSPCA, Yakuza, the Pallin For President group, the World Silambam Society and also the KKK, we finally got a lead as to the modus operandi of the group that stole the jet engines.
We are glad to inform that prosecution papers are being drafted and the culprits would be charged in court on the 30th of February.
The department would like to lay to rest speculations that personnel in the armed forces are involved. After going through volumes of files, logs, Readers Digests and Mad Magazines, we find that not a single personnel of the armed forces are involved in this hideous and treacherous act.
Our own investigation teams aided by Bomoh Pujangga Salleh of Jengka 5, Shaman Mwambra of the Tipu tribe of Uganda and the spirit of Mona Fandey, finally managed to trace the culprits. Forensic evidence were confirmed by Dr. Pornthip and the department has enlisted the services of Lucas Films, Steven Spielberg, Bruckheimer and the world famous director Datuk Eusoffe Grandslam to recreate the scenes in HD, the premier of which would be aired live on Astro Beyond at the affordable booking fee of RM99.99.
We have initially booked Judge Augustinus Hackus to sit on the bench but due to his indefinite unavailability, we have decided to alleviate the just married Bungkus of Sabah to the Bench.
We urge and plea to the general public to stop further speculations and to cease making comments that may tarnish the immaculately clean image of the arm forces.
To lay to rest all doubts about this whole affair we hereby name the people to be charged,
1. Aung San Mway ( Myanmese beggar along Petaling Street)
2. Jahangir Khan ( Pakistani carpet seller in section 22)
3. Daisy Loh Poh Kee ( China Doll of Rumah Urut Syiok, Batu Pahat)
4. Sheikh Mujibur Saifol ( Bangladeshi construction worker in Melaka)
5. Bahadur Kumar (Nepalese restaurant worker in Klang).
The department would soon get the services of several interrogators from the MACC to interrogate several other suspects whose name would be randomly drawn from a chest containing the names of thousands of illegal immigrants.
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Bookmark him if you want to destress.....but like all teachers he can slap you too!
29 comments:
Hilarious...Uncle.. will link him!
Yes. Oh yes! The truth is finally published. Better late than never. Congratulations on the efficiency of the investigating team. No stones were left unturned. Now I understand why the investigation had to take so long. The ones involved are really dirty people. First to put blame on national warriors to divert attention to their naughty, naughty actions. Fancy stealing into a tightly-monitored-high-security-territory and carting off two huge jet engines without informing anyone! The impoliteness alone would validate their being shot on sight! Nevertheless, the integrity of the armed forces is intact. That is great!
We can all go back to living normally knowing our national security is invery good clean hands.
what a super thorough job. even consulted mona fandey. don't play play.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.....this is so totally hilarious !!!
notwithstanding jetenginegate is high treason.
Hilariously bad , as usual
hahaha
Master who is running selangor as today i saw on bernama news the klang muncipal president in a press conference with umno guys talking about the dewan orang ramai in klang in his office. Are the pakatan govt balless to deal with this kind of monkeys who are sabotaging the state govt.
Master i challenge u as one who speaks the truth to ask the mb wheather what i said is the truth or otherwise u r the same as umno.
2.
The police claims that he was in Thailand, Australia and of late in the UK. In his own typical style he implied that he is in Poland. The gentleman that I saw must be RPK. Even my friends concur with me. The guy we saw certainly looks like him, sounds like him but then it may not be him because the RMP is saying that is having a rendezvous around the world using a foreign passport. This is indeed very confusing. The RMP cant seems to find RPK and yet we found him at the Crossroad, in Concord which if I am not mistaken is own by his cousin, HRH the Sultan of Selangor.
http://rights2write.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/malaysian-malays-and-rpk-at-a-crossroad/
jeepers, they will be raiding the S`gor palace next in search for RPK, hmmmm or maybe AG will commence "extradition" proceedings...again
Check out the following comment in Sanmongkol's blog.
You need to address this credibility element.
WJK said...
Furthermore Dato', why is it that you and Anas Zubedy agreed to publish my comment but Zorro and Mar Gee Mar both refused to publish my comments Dato.
There is a big udang disebalik batu.
I can smell it, and it stinks.
5 January 2010 20:43
PARAMESWARA
Thank you for making this a funny start to a new year!
Wah! even the guy in Jengka 5 is involved(Jengka 5 is one Felda plantation scheme in Pahang-in Temerloh/Marang district).I nearly fell off my chair!
Bernard, regarding the Al... issue, why don't all of us stop using Malay/Bahasa Malaysia and start using English exclusively in churches, schools, universities, etc and those bigots should not stop us.
Hahaha......just the right tonic for a mad mad day of who has the right to use 'Allah' in Malaysia.
Thank you Cikgu Nazir and Zorro !
Hahahaha....
Omigosh! now I can't sing my Selangor State Anthem.
as a PM, i cant STOP people from protesting ONE !!!!
Dear Uncle Zorro
Can I bring to your attention this You Tube video??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhWW5hTpS7s
Phua Kai Lit
nice job uncle zorro
GREETING FROM PERMATANG PAUH P44
-BOND-
Unker Zorro,
This is the picture of the torched Metro Tabernacle church in KL.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6650/churchr.jpg
Shahbas, UM-NO, the racial riot had peeked.
But remember, now, a riot will bring down the day govt, its not like last time where riot streghten them!
Remember, Indo, Philipines, Thailand..
Courtesy is DEAD
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/48874-kl-church-torched-
Hope you are happy now zorro, because now you can point your finger at najib and umno
since pm cannot STOP us from protesting so ...so... i used bomb lah !
hi.. i/m from kg bukit bangkong sepang too..but i left the kg since 1985 and setle down in Kota Kinabalu...would u plz link me to cegu Nazir....i would like to hear abt my kg bukit bangkong..the people or everything la...
Bernard, still feel like celebrating? I had always told my children, I am not going anywhere. I am staying put. Looks like I now have to reassess the situation. I am not much younger than you. It is a difficult situation. Any cause for optimism for Malaysia?
Anon608pm....it is people like you spreading false rumors that are not helping the situation at all. No such things happened as I called 3 friends who work in Bangsar.
If Christians remove those religious artifacts from their car are they saying that their car is more precious than their faith?
Grandpa....feel like celebrating what? If you have lost faith in OUR generation (who let the rot set in and did little.....and that is me included) I have a lot of faith and hope in our younger generation. Did you not read what the University Muslim Youth and the University Christian Youth their declaration about the impending protests. I have lost faith in the drowning BN politicians but not in our youth. That bit is worth celebrating. Care to join me?
it is not a rumour, my car was smashed yesterday!
Yoseph, in Bangsar? Did you make a police report. Let me have it. I would like to do a posting on this. A photo of your damaged car would be helpful. Email me at ktswee@hotmail.com.
Zor Sir, pls delete anon608...my sincere apology...SORRY !
Anon413pm. Done as requested.
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