THE BALLAD OF KENNY & ROSIE

YES, i had difficulty getting into MT even at 3.00am this morning. But the gods are kinder after my visit to Pete this afternoon at Kem Kamunting. I was fortunate to accompany Marina and her two girls, Su and Sara. Pete did not look as pale as two weeks ago. He is still wearing a back-harness but he was all smiles when he saw his three girls. I spoke to him thru the speaker-phone for less than two minutes because the three ladies had only 43 minutes between themselves. HE IS STILL STRONG despite having gone thru some three sessions of ugama-refresher courses.I told him about the on-going vigils and gave prominence to last nights first Seremban vigil. He said he hopes to join us in future vigils! Dang, how can you not like that type of attitude.

So what's this about the gods being kinder......am home now and was able to get into Malaysia Today at first click. However, I have had feedback that some are still finding it difficult to connect.
For these, I produce, from Mongolia, Mongolia.....the Ballad of Kenny & Rosie.

(A Sequel to Wanted Dead )

Kenny: Gurujee must die.

Rosie: No he cannot die yet…he dies the spell dies.

Kenny: But he knows too much!

Rosie: You too know too much..

Kenny: But you can trust me.

Rosie: Like how Clement trusted you, as his driver?

Kenny: That’s nasty.

Rosie: I can be nastier….get gurujee back here in KL.

Kenny: His swami won’t allow him out of his sight.

Rosie: Do the clement on his swami.

Kenny: You are not serious?

Rosie: You think I do not know about clement. His son, where is he?

Kenny: Why bring up his son?

Rosie: He could be my ally!

Kenny: For what?

Rosie: Stupid dropout you. For insurance of course.

Kenny: You don’t trust me?

Rosie: I don’t trust anybody. Not you. Not anybody.

Kenny: Hard to work with you this way.

Rosie: I am not asking you to work with me. You work for me, you shorty.

Kenny: Gurujee must be smuggled in.

Rosie: You are getting smart now.

Kenny: How dah to smuggle him in?

Rosie: I spoke too soon, bodoh.

Kenny: His swamy is watching him like a hawk.

Rosie: Do a clement on the hawk then. You want to revert back to driving?

Kenny: That is unkind.

Rosie: I am not in the business to be kind, worm.

Kenny: I will think of a way.

Rosie: Since when are you capable of thinking. Do it.

Kenny: Any time-frame?

Rosie: Like yesterday, dungu.

Kenny: You are insulting me.

Rosie: Which you prefer, being insulted or being C4ed?

Kenny: You hate me.

Rosie: You just realized that, dumbo.

Kenny: You look good today.

Rosie: I look good everyday, cock-eye.

Kenny: Now you are being personal.

Rosie: So what? You started this gurugee shit, didn’t you shithead?

Kenny: It was for your own good.

Rosie: So bring him back for your own good, cyclops.

Kenny: Stay cool princess.

Rosie: I am no princess. I am Queen, knave.

Kenny: Queen Rose then.

Rosie: Stop kissing ass, oaf. Get gurugee back here before UMNO assembly.

Kenny: I will try.

Rosie: You don’t try. You do it, turd.

Kenny: When you finish with Gurugee, what then?

Rosie: Then as you say he knows too much, finish him.

Kenny: No I won’t. I want to remain clean.

Rosie: Clean, you dirtbag?

Kenny: I can’t have anymore blood on my hands.

Rosie: What is another one?

Kenny: No more.

Rosie: Then you are finished….you know too much, corpse.

Kenny: What?

Rosie: Don’t what me. And while you are at it, finish off that driver of yours too.

Kenny: I don’t know where he is.

Rosie: Remember they said: Deny the SD and we produce the proof.

Kenny: They are bluffing;

Rosie: They have the proof, I have the proof, you have the proof. Not fool-

proof anymore, fool.

Kenny: But we cannot deny the SD.

Rosie: So finish off your driver.

Kenny: Another one to finish off?

Rosie: Yes, or you are finished. Past tense.

an MT readers says this:

Hey guys...if we put some shh and dook dook sounds to the above, we can have a new rap hit single, eh what?