Saturday, January 21, 2012
GOSH! YOU NAILED IT WITH PRECISION, JOSH!
“This week, we heard again leaders of arguably the world's biggest racist party - Umno that is -preach to the global audience that Malaysia is a bastion of moderation and a bulwark against extremism.”
“Najib Abdul Razak, the apprentice prime minister, vowed to spearhead the ‘clarion for moderation', unveiling also an institute of Wasatiyyah (Moderation) under the purview of his own department.”
“The man making a clarion call for the Malays to rise up against others is now the head of government, but the mainstream press - especially all the major Chinese dailies - now pretends the racially and politically charged gathering did not happen.”
“Seeing the subservient and pliable character of the Malaysian media reminds me of what George Orwell wrote in 1984: If the Party could thrust its hand into the past and say of this or that even, it never happened - that, surely, was more terrifying than more torture and death.”
“Finally, Brother Jib, would you ensure a peaceful, orderly and constitutional transition of power should Barisan Nasional lose at the next general election? Any silence on his part would be telling enough to debunk his myth of moderation.
NAH, YOU CAN’T READ THIS IN MODERATION.
READ EVERYTHING HERE.
Thursday, January 19, 2012
NUCK YOU FAZRI, YOU AIN'T NO MUCKING FUCH.
Received this email about an hour ago during brunch:
Uncle Z, my boss wants you to keep this SOB Nazri in your Fart Chamber until Chap Goh Meh.
My boss is seething that this upstart good friend of Penang CM has gone against every word he said at the current International Conference on MODERATION.
Go HERE and HERE to know why my boss wants your service.
My boss also requests that Madame MemgeesokMem sit extra long on his face.
Thank you for doing this bit of national service. I know you are not friendly with my boss. For this once, do him a favor. I am,
Yours truly,
Acting PA to PM
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
AN OPEN INVITATION TO PRO-RAKYAT PARTIES...
“Reformasi” was the clarion call since 1998.
“Hidup Rakyat” “Makal Sakti” strengthened “Reformasi” to make an impact in 2008.
DAP’s UBAH made a significant THRUST in the Sarawak Elections.
REFORMASI can only come to pass if UMNO is REMOVED.
Thus, everyone of you who take to the stage must RECOGNISE the ABU Revolution.
The ABU REVOLUTION IS A PRO-RAKYAT’S INITIATIVE.
THE ABU REVOLUTION is fully aware that with the recognition of pro-rakyat parties, we can together crush UMNO.
If you believe this to be true, endorse this revolution.
The ABU REVOLUTION ask each MPs and Aduns when you take the stage to end your speech by just calling out ABU !
It is that simple, yah?
So Just Do It
For the ABU REVOLUTION.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
YOU ARE A DOPE IF YOU GET DUPED THAT EASY!
I said it HERE in my 12 January posting, that a former MB with three Mohamad to his name was going to be a Chairman of one of those 1 this 1 that thingy that has become the trademark of this current PM of ours. This MFer is so shallow and he reminds me of what Lady Gaga said recently: I don't like Los Angeles. The people are awful and terribly shallow, and everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to play the game. I'm from New York. I will kill to get what I need.
You certainly are not shallow enough to not figure this out!
I hope you will after watching this clip.
But before you say it let me say this:
Lancheow to this 1Care con!
JUST DON’T BE DUPED INTO BEING A DOPE!
*****
ASIDE: My by-elections campaigner friend Ah Mei Chai from Kuantan called me and said that she got her RM500. She is donating it to DAP Kuantan because it did not come from Najib, but from the rakyat.
Dang! That’s 30 pints of Guiness at LaDelicious CITTA Mall.
And do you know what? She said that her s-i-l will be sending thru William a Principes Long Fill Churchill NAT cigar for me to relish when I meet up with Rodney from Ipoh at Ol Skoll tomorrow night.
William and Rodney are ABU adherents, you must have guessed.
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