Muhamad whose father is also Muhamad said this of Bloggers:Why I say they are coward? Because they are afraid of using (web) addresses in the country but use overseas addresses to slam our country leaders. Is this the character of a man? This is not a man, this is a ‘pondan’. [Bernama]
This reject has the audacity to lump all bloggers as pondan! Desperate people really do desperate things. However bloggers will not take him on. We leave that to Raja Petra who has announced that he will not use a website but rather the UMNO Headquarters to reveal all. This should be fun, but dont have your hopes up. This Muhamad whose papa is also Muhamad may abscond or take ill on the day appointed. Raja Petra has given him a month to prepare for this day of revelation.
This reject has the audacity to lump all bloggers as pondan! Desperate people really do desperate things. However bloggers will not take him on. We leave that to Raja Petra who has announced that he will not use a website but rather the UMNO Headquarters to reveal all. This should be fun, but dont have your hopes up. This Muhamad whose papa is also Muhamad may abscond or take ill on the day appointed. Raja Petra has given him a month to prepare for this day of revelation.
This reject called us PONDAN, BUT REMEMBER THREE OTHERS WHO CALLED US NAMES TOO. These we will engage with:
The guy in the middle, the favorite son-in-law (has to be because he is the only son-in-law) called us MONKEYS. The loudy on the left, with his left hand reaching sureptitously up the middle guys inner thigh, called us BODOHS, and the guy who bought an award, propping up the SIL with his thigh, borrowed our term and threw GOBLOK our way.
This trio have used their mainstream media to cast aspersions at us Bloggers. Why dont we also debate with these, as a curtain raiser to Raja Petra's Revelation Day extravaganza.
We dont need the mainstream media....we will webcast this internationally. How about it, guys?
Pics courtesy of Mob1900. He says that for a good cause he will not charge royalty.
18 comments:
when will this idiot ever learn.i guess after the bashing from RPK now he is trying to get even using the monkey as a shield.
who is the pondan,ah?
" (has to be because he is the only son-in-law) "..... Zorro
Correction, used to be the only one, now he might have some serious contenders.
hehehehehe, good on the old guy buying a second hand, or was it a third hand car.
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malaysia's THREE STOOGES if you asked me.
dumb, dumber and dumbest - that s their name i guess ... LoL
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ho..ho..ho.. RPK has thrown a challenge to 2xM and I await with abated breath whether 2xM will have the guts to accept the challenge. Lets see.
Let's engage 'em. Let's do it. But do you think they'll take up the challenge?
In time, we'll know who the real pondans, monkeys, bodohs and gobloks are.
*malted barley raised* cheers
Don't have your hopes too high, the MM moron will try his best to ignore the challenge from RPK but will still go on talking as if he lives in a different dimension.
He, I think will not have the balls to debate. But if he ever will agree to do it, be ready for all sorts of dirty tricks. If they are clean and honorable, they would not be back in the Nest!
Buenos diaz, Uncle Zorro!
I have some mucho bad hombres for you to slice and dice.
My Zap-A-Thug 2000 security system caught a cyberthug planting a ’seditious’ comment on my blog here http://ghostline.wordpress.com/2007/08/22/look-what-the-cat-dragged-in/
I’ve hung him/her/it out to dry, but considering that mine is a relatively new and obscure blog, this is a clear sign that the cyberthugs have been unleashed.
So, to all civil society bloggers out there, stay alert and keep up the good fight. STAY ALERT!
I thinkt this applies equally to the prevailing situation we are experiencing in current Malaysia :-
America the beautiful,
Or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrims' pride;
I'm glad they'll never see.
Babies piled in dumpsters,
Abortion on demand,
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
Your house is on the sand.
Our children wander aimlessly
Poisoned by cocaine
Choosing to indulge their lusts,
When God has said abstain
From sea to shining sea,
Our Nation turns away
From the teaching of God's love
And a need to always pray.
We've kept God in our temples,
How callous we have grown.
When earth is but His footstool,
And Heaven is His throne.
We've voted in a government
that's rotting at the core,
Appointing Godless Judges;
Who throw reason out the door,
Too soft to place a killer
In a well deserved tomb,
But brave enough to kill a baby
Before he leaves the womb.
You think that God's not angry,
That our land's a moral slum?
How much longer will He wait
Before His judgment comes?
How are we to face our God,
From Whom we cannot hide?
What then is left for us to do,
But stem this evil tide?
If we who are His children,
Will humbly turn and pray;
Seek His holy face
And mend our evil way:
Then God will hear from Heaven;
And forgive us of our sins,
He'll heal our sickly land
And those who live within.
But, America the Beautiful,
If you don't - then you will see,
A sad but Holy God
Withdraw His hand from Thee.
~~Judge Roy Moore~~
Dear Zorro
What do you think about this?
MALAYSIA CELEBRATE CORRUPTION DAY
20th August 2007.
Kuala Lumpur
The Goverment of Malaysia after having failed to reduce corruption as was planned by the Prime Minister DS AAB, after last general election, decided to declare 30th August as National Corruption Day,yes ,you read it here first ...NATIONAL CORRUPTION DAY on 30th August everyear and its another public holiday.
The brilliant idea was mooted by KJ for AAB to regain the financial cloud of Finance Ministry which was much battered after multitudes of mind bogling bailouts in the calm financial years.It is believe that it would calm the international investors for the many corridoors and five foot way that were planned by The Goverments in the coming years,as it would make the corruption more transparent.
Mister KJ ,being a squeky clean young turks in UMNO was interviewed in his mother new bought by cash five million ringgit Astana in Damansara Height ,last month ,was so proud that his idea first mooted two months ago had received all round acceptance in ruling party last week meeting.The Information Chief of UMNO seconded the idea and in the opinion that the idea is worth his undivided support thus all UMNO members are expected to do the same.UMNO he said certainly deserve the accolade heaped upon her with this award ceremony and the annual event would in a way, recognise the contributions by UMNO past present and future leaders.
"These 'ulung and gemilang leaders' could have taken more than what was known to rakyat, but due to their patriotism,sense of duty and selfless selves they ,even without being told,restrain themselves from emptying the whole year budget.Its about time the rakyat thank and honor these individuals and agencies ,lest we forget",added Tan Sri.
"I could have taken more, marry more and smuggle more but who am i not but one mouthed man,one phalliated soul and of poor english grammer self ?" Said Tan Sri in a crowded pressroom with everyone oohing and aahing with his newfound vigour in english speeches.
" Let it be known, The New Mike is coming home !!! ,an obvious swipe to Raja Petra , a wellknown blogger so critical of him.He received standing ovation.
The speech by The Information Chief in English was delivered to the press room to coincide with the announcement after the Cabinet meeting today.
Seeing that the corruption is so deeply rooted and enjoyed by Malaysian from all walks of life ,the Goverment has taken initiative to have it as an annual affair a day before Independence day and describe it as a just means to justify the ends,which is to provide a transparent governace and civil society.In so making each year corruption is all tabulated, added up and taxed accordingly, thus the one who would benefitted the most would be the rakyat themselves.Every year is a new year and the goverment would be able to monitor the index of corruption and act upon it accordingly.
"Mr KJ with one flash of idea in a way contibute to another money saving idea to the goverment",added The Information Chief.
" Such a great mind on a young shoulder this Mr KJ ,as the Badan Pencegah Rasuah would be redundant and the big building ,the current office, would be turn into Pusat Untuk Negara dan Evolusi Korupsi" , said Tan Sri.
Ed:
Centre for Nation Corruption Evolution (the name was suggested by Tan Sri Muhammad himself) P.U.N.D.E.K for short.
It was agreed with uninamous vote during the cabinet meeting yesterday which was chaired by Dato' Sammy Vellu in the absence of Prime Minister and DPM (as he was the most senior minister and least corrupt).The celebration of the event would culminate with the announcement of names to be honored .Those who manage to gain the most from corruption from the last election would top the list and awarded the medal of honor which carry the title KK for Kepala Korupt (rough English translation DISTINGUISHLY CORRUPT HONORABLE SELF).They would be pardoned enmasse and able to retain all the wealth without any prosecutions.Basically they can take home scot free,much to relieve of every concern citizen of Malaysia.
"This brilliant idea by AAB (albeit KJ) had received wide support from the public as it is only fair after hearing so much of it ,the public is invited to honor and celebrate the cunning and foxiness of the nominees for future generation to emulate ",claimed Tan Sri Australian Immigration Defaulter.
"Some of the honored KK (Kepala Korup)were self taught and their modus operandi certainly deserve to be catalogue and written in the journal or annal of KK for reference of future KK wannabes.As the saying says the future generation would stand tall in th field of Corruptologist of the world as they would be standing on the shoulder of giants ie. present nominees" ,said Mr KJ.
To commomerate the event the Bukit Jalil stadium has been booked for the event with massive stage set up to accommodate all recipients .
This reporter with the privilege of insider information manage to obtain the list of those front runners vying for various category.
The Best Corruption By The Head Of Dept Award
JPJ Boss Of Trg ..caught by ACA and Jais
Best Corruption Award By Goverment Agencies(Catg. Natural Disaster).
The Pipe Department Of JKR
Best Corruption Award By Public Listed Comp(Catg. Magic/ Special Effect)
ECM Libra
Best Animated Corruption By GLC Award
(Catg. Gold RM One )
Proton
Best Corruption Involving Road ,Waterway or Public Utility Award
Lebuhraya Damansara Pucong
Best Corruption Award In Computer Category
Lab Computer Fiasco Dept
Best Corruption By Political Party Personnel Award
The Klang Gang and UMNO Warchest Keyholder and CEO
Best Corruption Award Using Nature Assisted Device
Monsoon Cup Trengganu
Best Corruption Award For 5 Tingkat Buildings and Below
Tingkat Empat Oxford Boys Gp
Best Corruption Award For 5 Tingkat Buildings and Above
Rip Van Winkle from 5th Floor
The Best Corrupt or Anticorrupt Agency Award
Badan Pencegah Tak Rasuah
Best Corruption Using Hard Object(Cement and Piling) Award
MMR 2
Best Individual Sequel /Rerun KK Award
The UMNO Information Chief
Best Corruption Award (Catg. Stunt Double)
Koperasi Nelayan Pulau Lumut
Best Corruption Award (Catg. Costumes/Special Vehicles)
Taxi Licensing Board
Best Corruption Using Goverment Agencies Award
The nominees are:
PDRM
JPJ
Municipal Council of Klang
DVD Enforcement
The Best Corrupt Practice Of The Year
Klang Free Port Fiasco.
The stage was all set up ,from one end of the stadium to another.The UMNO members would be admitted free to support the recipients and all UMNO related events would be suspended to focus solely on this first celebration.
Dato' Samy Vellu,as the Chaiman of The Organising Comm. for the event in his word ,had this to say,
"Saya ammatt bbangga kerna inilah julung2 kali dunia dalam satu masyarakat majmuk Malaysia sama2 angkat diri naik tinggi tammmpa peduli apa orang kata kalu ,saya kagum dengan keberanian Perdana Men tri dan saya selalu dan selama lama belakang dia duduk tannpa mana mana pergi"
Translation:
"I ,whole heartedly support the brilliant and brave idea of our PM in leading the plural society of Malaysia"
Need you need more reason to be proud of our super achiever leaders? Tickets available on demand .Normal Price RM7.50 Black Market RM12.00.
Report by Koboi Tua.
Koboi Tua, rib-tickling. I might consider posting this a few days before 30 August. Tks for the trouble taken.
the debate won't happen, bro, so u might as well declare rpk the winner.
mat taib is like his nickname mike tyson. a has-been.
It's cool to have that live debate. Bring it on!
Mat Tyson talks big but he's not doing what he's said. I got a posting that he's likely to turn down with all sorts of excuses running around.
Quote (taken from M'sia Today):
Bagaimanapun, Muhammad dilaporkan enggan berbuat demikian dengan alasan Raja Petra cuba mengalihkan isu sebenar.
27 Julai lalu ahli Umno menggangap Muhammad sebagai ‘hero’ apabila membuat laporan polis terhadap Malaysia Today.
Malah ‘kejantanannya’ kononnya semakin terserlah apabila beliau berkata sanggup mati dibom demi mempertahankan Raja, agama, bangsa dan negara.
Rupa-rupanya apabila diuji, ‘jantan’ mereka hanyalah di kelompok penyokong dan nampak gah dalam media milik mereka. Apabila diajak berdepan secara terbuka mereka akan kecut dan menikus - tidak lebih dari itu.
Muhammad salah seorang daripadannya. Beliau menolak cabaran Raja Petra dengan alasan pengendali web Malaysia Today itu cuba menutup ‘kesalahan besar’ yang kononnya menghina Yang Di-Pertuan Agong, Islam dan Melayu.
It shows that they panicked the moment someone is out to bring the truth to the nation.
Yeah...time for a new poster...
cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck... cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck..., cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck... where're my balls...? Where're my balls...?
It ain't gonna happen, bro.
Besides, Ramadan is less than three weeks to go.
Too much at stake and too much crap to cover. Especially the Scomi & BSA Tahir issue which will hit directly at AAB & KA coz it has worldwide repercussions.
Plus the PKFZ (which potentially may divert FDIs elsewhere), the chief judge appointment, falling KLCI, etc.
And we have not even blogged on the IRDA thingy yet.
Looks like the GE will be pushed to 2008.
See you on the 25th.
koboi tua,
you forgot :
Best Corruption Using Children as Victims :
School Milk Program
Zam Maidin Receives Chief Moron Malaysia Award
read Goblog Station
http://goblogmania.blogspot.com
Yes go for it and make it a good one
Anonymous 11.27, the debate's off, Mat Tyson is too busy looking for his cojones (which he actually lost a long time ago when he lied to the Selangor Sultan about eloping with the royal princess).
Pity, I would've liked to see RPK squish him.
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