Monday, June 25, 2007

SPEAKER TAN SRI RAMLI NGAH TALIB CALLED TO CHAMBERS.

It was a tussle between Minister in the Prime Minister's Department, Datuk Seri Nazri Abdul Aziz and the Speaker Tan Sri Ramli Ngah Talib. Both breasted....no, both nippled the tape together.But since the Speaker is a Tan Sri and also because being more senior, he has priority standing. Datuk Seri Nazri should bide his time because from the way he has been shouting Stupid, Stupid, Stupid....he is just asking for it. Be patient Datuk Seri. Continue to misbehave and you will get a free ride and easy passage into the chambers.

Why then the Speaker? He faulted big time in both sessions of Parliament. The first was when Opposition MP Ms Fong Po Kuan, maligned by two MP monkees, sought redress from him, he brushed her off with the omnipotent excuse that she should have brought it up that very day. This first time we forgave him on grounds that probably he is grudingly moving into senility. We expected that he becomes wiser after that. Then the other day , when possible candidate for the chambers, Datuk Seri Nazri turned abusive the good speaker was told to sanction him....he again came up with a gem! "This language is common, it happens all the time." Tan Sri, this happens because you allow it to happen. So if murder and rape is rampant in Malaysia, its OK by YOU because it is all happening all the time. It is then, no wonder our National Circus, off Jalan Parliament is infested with strange critters, when you have this type of Speaker as the Ring Master.

Members of Parliament are working on some Code of Conduct. Don't waste your time. It will be a dog and pony affair. Formulate it, but keep it until somebody is retired off. That way nobody foreign will label us bodoh again. It is getting into the national psyche already....you hear nothing but bodoh, bodoh, bodoh in the circus arena. Ring Master, after serving time in the Chambers, bring out the elephants. (Note: Duration of stay in chamber will depend on who is next nominated....so you get out faster if more of your gang act bodoh.

8 comments:

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zorro said...

Thanks anon 8.15am. You mentioned your blog. Can I visit if I am not too forward.

Daphne Ling said...

Hey Uncle Bernand,
Unfortunately, we put these people up there in Parliament...So we're to be blamed...Although sometimes I do wonder, who could we put up there?
Re Haziq, I will answer you on my blog...Here seems a little outta place...;)

mandelism said...

haha.newest addition to ur chamber i suppose.

Get the speaker off from the parliement sumbody!

Nak Tak Nak said...

Now Tan Sri you shouldn't be angry when I say this Tan Sri awak Bodoh, Bodoh, Bodoh,. Cannot angry one because this is common what.

NURAINA A SAMAD said...

zorro,

i just don't know what to say....
stupid or what?

Anonymous said...

LKS shud gave replied 'Pergi mampus lah' and this time don't have to apologise..

A Voice said...

Bodoh bodoh bodoh bodo bodo bodo bodow_ bodow_ bodow_ bodowi bodowi bodowi

Zaman Abdullah El Bodowi semuanya kerja bodoh. Kasi malu bapak dia ahmad dan atok dia badawi.