GOOFER OF THE WEEK AWARD

Weekending Wednesday there was a plethora of candidates: ACA chief and two Deputy Ministers of Internal Security and Science & Technology. It was big guns week. And the award goes to the DM, Science & Technology Datuk Kong Cho Ha.

In December 2006 he said: "We need to have stricter cyberlaws to prevent the bloggers from disseminating disharmony, chaos, seditious materials and lies" He forgot rumours, defamation etc. Very panjang directives. I cannot help but add....and such a keen sense of premonition. In those olden days they use to call it prophecy because the modern science of extra-sensory perception (ESP) did not evolve yet. He should have kept his thoughts to himself knowing that bloggers are able to read minds too.

Countdown to International Women's Day:8March

WALK WITH AUDRA ATKINSON-YEW: Part II

Audra Atkinson MAS Chief Stewardess sacrificed a career so that she could have her third child. As such MAS terminated her because she was seen to have contravened a man-made law. She chose God's law instead and was gifted with precious Allyson Jade (centre).

Egyptian Blogger Karee m Arrested.

EGYPTIAN BLOGGER KAREEM ARRESTED IN EGYPT.
FREE KAREEM
FREE KAREEM
FREE KAREEM
FREE KAREEM
BOYCOTT EVERYTHING EGYPTIAN FOR A START.

What's Your Next Move?

GOOD MOVE, RESIDENTS OF UKAY HEIGHTS.T'WAS A GOOD DAY'S OUTING WITH THE PUBLICITY etc. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT COURSE OF ACTION. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED ALL THE 'WHAT IFs"? IF THE MPAJ AND THE POLITICIANS BEHIND THEM TURN A DEAF EAR I SUGGEST YOU COLLECTIVELY GIVE THE BN THE SILENT TREATMENT. VOTE OPPOSITION TO SEND HOME THE MESSAGE THAT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. WE WANT TO CONTROL OUR OWN LIVES....BECAUSE, YOU THE GOVERNMENT, DON'T CARE. BLOGGERS UNITED AND THE BAND OF BLOGGERS WILL WALK WITH YOU. NO FEAR.

Countdown to International Women's Day:8March

WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?
WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?
WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?
WHAT DOES MAS STAND FOR?

God's 3rd Gift To Us

IT WAS LUCKY THAT PATRINA DID NOT JOIN MALAYSIAN AIRLINE SYSTEMS.

OTHERWISE WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ENJOY THIS OUR THIRD BUNDLE OF JOY CALLED
PATRICK ROSS KHOO-FARQUHARSON.

STILL MANAGING OUR AFFAIRS?

THEY WILL STILL BE AROUND? NOBODY, NOT EVEN THE PRIME MINISTER, NOT EVEN THE RULERS CAN REMOVE THEM FROM OFFICE?
WHAT TYPE OF GOVERNMENT IS THIS THAT CAN CONDONE AND ALLOW THESE PEOPLE TO MANAGE OUR AFFAIRS. THE OPPOSITION? NOT A SQUEAK OR A SQUAWK. PARLIAMENT IS IMPOTENT TO PASS LAWS TO DISQUALIFY THEM. MEANWHILE, THE AG SITS AND WAITS. THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT BOLEH LAND. YOU CAN BRING IN LOGS ILLEGALLY, JUST CLOSE ONE EYE; YOU CAN STEAL LAND FROM THE POOR AND BUILD A MANSION;INCITING RELIGIOUS HATRED IS NOT SEDITIOUS; GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER IS A NEW EXPLOSIVE ART-FORM; WHATEVER THEY DONT WANT US TO KNOW IS CALLED THE OFFICIAL SECRET ACT. IF THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW POWERFUL THEY ARE IT IS CALLED THE INTERNAL SECURITY ACT. ALWAYS SOME ACT. MALAYSIANS TIME IS NOW TO ACT. DONT CARE IF THE MENTERI BESAR AT THE BOTTOM (actually what is so besar about these appointed ones?) DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO A BANGSA MALAYSIA. WE ARE, AREN'T WE? TIME TO TAKE THEM OUT ONE BY ONE....THESE SHAMELESS SOTONGS.

GOOFER OF THE WEEK AWARD

This week's award was won hands-down by ABU HASSAN DIN AL-HAFIZ, whom the NST chose to give so much coverage to. This is the guy who wants our women to wear chastity belts to prevent unchaste assaults. He goofed because he did not do enough research before he made this proclamation. He goofed again when chastised, he said that he was joking. As this week's winner I award him this prize. It is called the Kali's Teeth Bracelet (v.wikipedia). Named after a hindu goddess, the Kali's Teeth Bracelet is often used as a form of chastity device for MEN. Consisting of a metal ring with blunt spikes on its inside surface, it is locked around the shaft of the flacid penis. Made in size so that it is unable to come off when a man is not not aroused. Should be become partially erect, the spikes will press into the soft tissue, thus causing pain without damage and prevent the man from becoming fully aroused. Top right is picture of the modern Kalimulah...oops Kali's Teeth Bracelet. It is currently retailing at USD350. Expensive, but I keep my word.En.Abu Hassan's prize will be air-lifted by UPS.

Zorro's research centre is working on a device for women, but equipped with a sensor and a guillotine. The sensor reads and allow only familiar visitor. When the reader senses an unfamiliar visitor, it allows entry but the guillotine is triggered thus castrating the visitor. Should the visitor continue to be enterprising he might end up dumb. Abu Hassan, write to me if you are capable!