DID anyone ask why Sai surrendered the KY Jelly?
How did he come to possess the KY Jelly?
What use has he of the KY Jelly?
A soldier goes into battle with his gun.
A hunter has his hunting knife at his hip.
A lady sometimes carry pepper-sprays, condoms as precautions and KY Jelly as an easy passage aid.
We men carry french-caps as a precaution against STD and unwanted "accidents".
Most men or boys do not carry KY jelly unless.........
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Transcript of Court Proceedings on 05 Feb 2010
else taken?
A: Yes, the next day, that is 29 June
Q: What was it?
A: My clothing and shirt from the happening, that is a light blue shirt and also I
handed-over a tube of KY Jelly. I handed over the KY Jelly on the night of the
medical examination and my clothing to the I.O. only on 29 June.
Q: Is the KY Jelly P4
A: Yes
…………………
A: There was
Q: I draw your attention to this, is this the document for the hand-over of the
KY Jelly?
A: Yes
Q: Time of the handing-over is recorded?
A: Yes
[Request document to be marked P10]
P10 – Hand-over document for “KY Jelly” dated 29 June
Q: The Ralph Lauren shirt was handed over while at the hospital ward?
A: Yes
MY: Please open the A4 envelope with the JK seal, the police report
and name of the I.O.
[YA and Defence check the seal]
SN: May we ask to see the KY Jelly?
Ct: Granted
[Defence sees P4 - KY Jelly]
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19 comments:
No matter how ludicrous Saiful's story is, there would still be people who believe him. If Najib had served these people a plate if shit and say it jemput-jemput pisang, they'd eat it happily.
Bro
Here's a priceless quote from Defence Minister Zahid haimidi:
"Inability to dive won't hamper sub's operations"
Inability to think will not affect Minister's position in Cabinet. Hah, ha, ha, ha, ha!
And inability to go to toilet for a week means he was full of shit and that's why he had KY Jelly with him!! Sure looks like the DPP coached him in advance doesn't it?
And that bit bit about idolising Anwar. How come he then went to PM Najib for a scholarhsip and at Telekom Uni under whose banner did he stand for students' elections?
dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race
Wah! Free advertisement for KY Jelly some more...
Meanwhile, our submarine probably needs KY Jelly too to allow it to dive smoothly into the ocean...
Bernama report dated Feb 12 in the MalaysianInsider.
Melaka: A technical fault in the nation’s first submarine, the KD Tunku Abdul Rahman, that prevents it from diving is a minor hitch that will not interfere with its operations and can be rectified by its builders.
Defence Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said: “We have a warranty on the sub and we are confident the builders can fix it.” - Bernama
Those arseholes in the Defence Ministry bought a submarine that now cannot dive and the Defence Minister says "it is a minor hitch that will not interfere with its operations!?!"
What good is a submarine that cannot dive!?! It is a sitting duck for an enemy warship to blow it out of the water!
Well, KY Jelly to the rescue... just smear many barrels of KY Jelly on the sub and that might fix the problem, no?
Saiful never leaves home without a tube of KY Jelly. In fact, I hear he's now got a job as a KY Jelly marketing rep.
This proof that Sai is gay....and hes the receiver.......but whos the partner?
a) Elton John
b) DSAI
c) DS Najib
d) Captain Sulu
Question: Why does Saifull carry a tube of KY around all the time?
Answer: He uses it as a dressing when he toss his salad.
Why must they continue to proclaim to the world that Malaysians will believe anything? No doubt some Malaysians are gullible but give the rest a break, and don't insult their intelligence on a daily basis.
I hope this old joke will be taken in the right spirit...
A European traveller in the 19th century was being entertained to a sumptuous dinner by a regional king in Northwestern India. At the end of the dinner, the King released a long and loud fart; followed enthusiastically and loudly by the other guests.
There was much competition to release the loudest and longest fart to the discomfort and disgust of the European guest.
Then the King turned to his European guest and said "your turn" to much protestation from the guest who said that he could not do it.
After much persuasion from everybody, the European guest tried his hardest to fart but could only release a sound like "peee oooouw" whereupon the King exclaimed " ahh a VIRGIN!!!"
Pax.
perhaps the sub can dive in a sea of ky !?
KY Jelly??? Why would anyone carry a tube of jelly with him unless.... Was he trying to set up a sting? And when it failed, he decided to finger himself with his jelly. This is sick, man.
Can I f . . . you today?"
That part about: "Can I f . . . you today?" is ridiculous. Why so polite? No one wanting sex will ask such a question. They will just go ahead and do it through body language etc.
Does Anwar ask his wife the same question each time he wants to have sex with her? Or does she ask him: (all the while standing like a kayu) "Anwar, can you f . . . me today?"
Also, just out of curiosity, was the question to Sinful Saiful in English or Malay?
Badawi`s son became a millionaire selling condoms, Saifool will become millionaire selling KY
"Inability to dive won't hamper sub's operations"
Of what use is a sub if it can't dive under the ocean? Might as well buy a sampan at a much cheaper discount. This guy is talking shit through his arxxhxxx that needs lubrication with the KY jelly.
KY jelly contains several chemicals which will contaminate the anal sample, rendering the sample useless for a valid analysis for any DNA,if indeed the anal sample contained the alleged perpetrator's DNA. This so-called "evidence" cannot stand up in a court of law.
Wow, this shitful guy carried a tubeful ofKY Jelly knowing full well that DSAI will asked for his backside !
What a story to tell the world, I am always prepared to let my backside be penetrated. However,
there was no penetration , How come ?
actually at his age and with a bad back, can he still get it up at any time?
If it was a trap, then the victim was foolish enough to fall for it. Just like a speed trap, it can be avoided, by being cautious.
But perhaps it was a lover's quarrel?
A GOOD MAN DOES NOTHING.
hey ! BEND down, i got a tube of ky !
There is no mention in the transcript that saiful brought along the tube from tropicana office.
Anwar did not ask saiful to bring it. Only to bring some documents.
So obviously the tube was already available in the apartment.
And the police need it to check who has been squeezing the jello out. Hehehe.
And why some people had this idea that he carries one in his pocket is real mystery.
If he does, karpal would have a field day questioning that.
Or maybe karpal ain't sharp as you zorro? No?
Bala said he was told by Baginda:
Najis says Altantuya loves being buggered! Remember this?? Apparently, Saiful made himself useful to Najis since poor Altantuya is no more.
A person who have been fcuk against his/her will, would have the natural tendency to feel dirty and would wash him/her self many times. The fact that Sayfool can keep himself unwashed for 2 days points to entrapment with intention. Isn't that clear enuf?
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