Tuesday, September 15, 2009
RUMBLINGS FROM REMBAU.....
THIS I just heard from HANTU: Khairy wants in as candidate in Bagan Pinang. Following are furtive exchanges I had with Hantu...me in red and him in blue:
Isn't that the name of the game in UMNO?
Where's your proof?
In UMNO you dont need to prove anything....ask Rohaizat....the boss picks you....you do it?
Who is the boss here?
The MOO-hiding guy.
He is MOOny, he is going against the boss' pick!
That's a MOOt assumption.
Let's cut out this mooing here and mooing there....we are pitting two pit vipers here!
Proxy for #1 and #2.
But both are price-tagged!
Who in UMNO is not PT? That gives UMNO character! Licence, for want of a better word.
KJ is greedy....he is already Youth head....he is already MP
But he is not in the Cabin. This is the only access into the cabin - winning in BP and being inevitably Negri Sembilan chief.
You are sharp there Han!
So top it up then....burp....
You got to go slow on the spirits Han....tis only 3:00PM
What's so wrong in being spiritual? I get spiritually sharp, no?
But KJ can't beat Isa.
Nobody is invincible....didn't Tun M made reference to Japan's LPD?
You are intimating that the Tun feels that Muk has better chance of moving up with Khairy than piggy-back on some tired and tried donks like Hisham etc.....and like always Tun whispers into MOOhiding ears and things get moving.
Wah Zee you getting sharp too....here let me fill up your .....burp....
Between us, did Wenger J Khairy put you onto this?
Pade doh? That's priviliege information. I have to protect my sources.....
Now we have secrets between us, huh?
Down the hatch, Zee I have a meeting cum buka puasa with your old ex-general friend on those postal votes thing. See ya!
DANG, impertinent owl!