JOE LALANG, COME TO MALAYSIAKINI OFFICE TOMORROW AT 10:00AM AND LISTEN TO OUR PUBLIC.

SORRY LAH, SALANG.....I spelt your name wrongly.....slip of the finger. Two of my readers CHIDED me for blogging about such frivolities like the MU-Hotspur game early this morning. They said I should do a post on you and the MAMC. I listen to my readers, most times.

You said:

"The MCMC is the custodian. The public won't like it if they (MCMC) did not take any action." .

If you took the trouble to read you would have noticed that some of the readers of this blog feel that you are bringing disrepute to the people of East Malaysia. You see, we do not know who your public is. As such, we are extending this invitation to you tomorrow to come to the Malaysiakini office tomorrw at 10:00am to meet our public.


But before that, I'dike to iinform you that your utterances have made many LOL and they have exclaimed OMG, Hadi is right about the cawat. If you are most of the time AFC they expect you and the MCMC boys to be BIAF. Although we may not be BFF, I am etending this advice to you or you may lose your seat next GE, JK. I am sure you do not want that to happen IRL. BTW, GTG fishing, will TYLL, maybe tomorrow morning.

WTF, (What the Fuck....I didnt have space on my palm to write down this one) since I am at it I might also advise you that should you continue to harrass Malaysiakini, our public have deveoped a code of communication in cyberspace that your MCMC yes-boys would take a long time to catch up with. SO HOW. Just to give you an example.....starting with what our youngsters are in the chat room.....their security codes etc.

9/99 cool/real cool

POS parent over shoulder

EEP emergency eavesdropping parent

QQ quiet, quiet

The secret code that only teens know and use. Used while chatting, it can be the savior of the teen in question to keep their parents ( or snooping MCMC boys looking for cheap thrills from finding out the chat topic. It is used to subtly tell your chat buddy to change the subject.

Gus: I luv Y’s tits.

Duke : 9!

Gus: Nice day at school, wasnt it mate?

Duke: 99.

Parent Over Shoulder Teen Code (pos) –

Virginia: Joe ate me out but i had a yeast infection.

Agatha: oh crap,pos

Virginia: We should make cookies next time we sleep over!

Jodi: Okay she left. Did he have dough on his lip afterwards?

Art: dude, we should totally smoke reefer tomorrow. QQ

Benny: I love to read books.

Art: Ya, me too. Harry Potter is so great.

Samantha: Im pregnant! eep

Jerry: I hate homework!

Larry: I love my wife.

So Joe Salang, until you learn about cyberworld,

STFU (I have forgotten this one, somebody help him)

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