Monday, February 18, 2008

I DREAMT OF LUCIA....AND IN THE DREAM SHE CLOBBERED ME.

Yes, Lucia whacked me hard in that dream. But I am not pressing sexual harassment charges against her because it was just a dream and I brought it upon myself.....when you promise something or if a lady knows that you can deliver....it is best you keep that promise and deliver. Lucia reminded me many times , and always politely, as is her way, to spread around the MARFEL talk on 24 February.
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Hey, you Penang Langs....you want a change? Then go volunteer.....go attend the talk. If you do not want change, then best you step aside for those who want change. I had my secondary education in SXI but I am not considered as a Penang Lang. I did not work and contribute to Penang, thus I do not qualify as a Penang Lang. Although my late dad and my mother and brother lived there, I am not considered a Penang Lang.....because I only visited Penang as filial duties demanded. Two things (only my observation) characterises Penang Langs. The hardest journey their hands make is to their wallets and they invariably end their tirades against the government with "erm-my charp siau" and yet like the Indians (who will vote MIC....however not this time you bet) they will vote Gerakan. I know I am inviting trouble criticising Penang Langs, but I am not worried....I just kena whacked by Lucia last night....thus this posting. However I think a core group of people in Penang are fighting and welcoming change. I was in Penang with Haris, Tony Yew, SK Thew, Khoo Kay Peng (the latter two uprooted Penang Langs) to organise Bangsa Malaysia and we had about a hundred participants. That speaks volume for an otherwise perceived insular, parochial people. Penang Langs have awakened and got out of bed and I bet they will make a difference on 8 March. For the other Penang Langs who have awakened, but have not got out of bed yet best you do....for your own sakes. Get out of bed and tomorrow attend a public hearing at dewan Sri Pinang on the electoral roll....and if you have proof of the EC doing what they do best - cheating - go make it public.


FOR LUCIA LAI AND ALL THE PENANG LANGS WHO HAVE GOT OUT OF BED I DEDICATE THIS AS A PEACE OFFERING AND ALSO TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THOSE FIVE RCI COMMISSIONERS WITH THIS MESSAGE:

WE ARE ALL LOOKING FORWARD TO A FAIR, BALANCED, CLEAN, UNTUTORED, UNCOERCED, UNTAINTED DECISION.

I HAVE NOT SOUGHT PERMISSION FROM ALAN PEREIRA, BUT WILL WHEN I MEET HIM AT THE PJ CLUB....SOMETIME.
THE FIRST ATTEMPT AT UPLODING THIS yOUTUBE FAILED SO THIS SECOND ATTEMPT
YES, SKIP FIRST YOUTUBE....GO TO SECOND.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2008 at 2:47 PM

    Uncle Zorro,

    Never underestimate a Penang Lang. I for one who has never voted in my life and in the ripe age of mid 30's going home to vote for a change. MY heart is for Penang no matter where I live for Penang is one state can rock on its own, Penangnites are diffrent breed all together. We are very kiasu abt Penang lah!:)

    I have not been home for abt 5 years, no more family there( all bloddy migrated) and Penang being so small I see the idiotic ex di*khead anywhere I go ,hahaha so I stay away from Penang but am going, hell am going home and make sure the opposition will make their presence in that island.

    cHeers
    Penang Lang chi-na oh lang (Penang are good ppl-dont know whow to wrtite Hokkien in English lah !)

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  2. zorroFebruary 18, 2008 at 3:29 PM

    Anon2:47...song....I SALUTE You.get the other Penang Lang to also go back to vote....think of me when you take your char keow teow and assam laksa.I love penang food and the pubs.

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  3. luciaFebruary 18, 2008 at 5:34 PM

    penang lang best lah! they all very active and concern over issues/matters one. haven't you heard penang has the most no. of NGOs?

    well it's true penang lang are kedekut but they are very helpful and friendly. it's ok you criticise penang lang, zorro, as it takes all sorts to make up penang lang!

    the SPR public hearing tomorrow has been canceled. so disappointing. never mind but we penang lang MAFREL volunteers will have a press conference tomorrow instead re: phantom voters of some army camp.

    thanks for posting about this, zorro!

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2008 at 6:16 PM

    Uncle Zorro,

    I don't know about pubs in Penang, during my clubbing days(oh those glorious days) I spent weekends in KL partying and worked my ass off on weekdays in Penang. but i remember lah those days Fun Pub at Golden Sands, Shock at Novotel, CInta at Rasa Sayang, Beers at Park Royal (used to watch Alleycats there).Now that I am staying in KL I hate going out, rather sleep and make my ass get bigger,hahahahaha

    oh talking about food, I am going home to the place I belong to wallop every damn thing, and Lord oh Lord , i can hear Hokkien spoken everywhere and I can order my food in Hokkien and curse anytime of the day in Hokkien. I can wear my jepun slipper, shorts and t-shirts yayyyyy. think I am very exicted about this trip.

    Yes few Penangnites has been influenced by me to go home and vote. Only after having kids we suddenly realise the importance of voting, but it's never too late now:)

    Thank you for listenig to my ramblings

    Cheers
    Penang LAng chi-na oh lang

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  5. zorroFebruary 18, 2008 at 10:18 PM

    Anon6:16pm....you are making me jealous now going back and gouging yourself with famous penang fare. but I am proud that you have influenced and got some out of bed to go up north to make your choice. salute all of you going back to anywhere to vote.No it is never too late to vote...vote for your kids' future. Cheers to all you Penang Langs.

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