MOST MULES ARE IMPOTENT!

On 28December, I asked if Najib is OFF HERE -  aka impotent to act on all the accusations leveled at him by Deepak. He still continues to be crippled, effete, gutless, helpless and sterile. His inability to act has prompted many to look at him as a basket-case, debilitated and defenseless against this onslaught on his character and status as a Prime Minister (unelected no doubt). He appears to be like a paper-tiger, devoid of stripes and toothless as confirmed. Are his hands tied? How then can he steer the country up the creek minus a paddle. 

National and foreign opinions are outraged by his farcical silence.

Is it because of impotent fury that he imposed on himself this disconcerting silence. Isn’t he embarrassed? For sure he is not dying but his inadequacy and infecundity seem to suggest this. Dying, according to Andy Warhol, is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's (APCO or OGLIVY) got to take care of all your details. Shouldn’t he as the UMNO anointed leader of the country find it very embarrassing to be in  our midst and realize he is without balls? It's unpleasant, tasteless and bothersome and embarrassing all at once especially when you haven't done much (despite the branded make-up Public Relations artists who hold on to your coat tails) and become an unelected celebrity. Shamelessly embarrassing if you ask me.  Or is he consumed with impotent rage which, at worst I believe, is sheepishly brushed off with a shrug of the shoulders or like a de-barked canine slinking away frustrated with the futility of his soundless bark!

Even the chronically acerbic Mahathir, ever effusively generous with his caustic and vitriolic contributions, is tongue-tied! God forbid if the PR spin specialists have called for a conspiracy of silence! If true then these hired guns have yet to realize the fertile potency of the alternative media.

Yes, back to the MULES.

Whilst some have frolicked in their choice of Men of the Year etc I find it opportune  to nominate MY MULES OF THE YEAR. (refer to Title above). I thought I would add to Karen’s wealth of knowledge by announcing to her that most mules are impotent. She replied affirmatively  that it was because of cross-breeding as opposed to in-breeding.

So here are my MULES OF THE OF THE YEAR in alphabetical order:

BAR COUNCIL 

still unable to act on the author(s) of PI Bala’s second SD. I have made a vow not to participate in any future protest organized by this Penguine Mules.

BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF BOUSTED

refusing access to retired veterans.

JUDICIARY

too many cases to enumerate. Not to bother or bore readers I pick this one:

ELECTION COMMISSION

the epitome of chicanery and manipulation

LTAT

refusing access to retired armed forces veterans.

MACC  

totally inept but adept ONLY at ikan bilis harvesting.

PDRM  

supremely impotent uniformed eunuchs.
Would it be amiss if the Agong stamp his feet and demand for some reaction to the blasphemy inflicted on the head of government?

FORGIVE ME IF I MISSED OUT SOME.

Oh yes of course…..if you do not exercise your right to vote, you too could be in this mule category.

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