BUGGER OFF, YOU CHARLATANS!

For God’s sake, say and do something sensible so that I don’t go confrontational and abrasive against our dearly beloved Ministers. Last week we had our Home Minister who innovatively jumped out of the box with his grand scheme to use the Mat Rempits to help in curbing crime (by monitoring and supervising the matamata?). Of course Khairy did not lay claim to this initiative, realizing that it was said at the sperm spur of an unguarded moment then.

Followed immediately we had the former Chief Justice one Tun Zaki who belittled East Malaysians by suggesting that we lower the entry criteria so that East Malaysians can gain entry to more government jobs. He was lambasted and ridiculed by the Sarawakians civil service, especially the local chapter of the teachers’ union. Leo Moggie anak Irok the longest serving Iban in the Federal Government played dumb. Let me digress a bit on Leo. Whilst having drinks at Kuching’s biggest hotel then, the Aurora, I was introduced to then CPO Ritchie. With him was Leo Moggie, then with some publishing company. When he found out that I was on a coaching assignment from KL, he said to me…..”You people are attempting to colonise US east Malaysians?” I was fully aware of the antipathy against us from the Peninsula and discretely evaded the remark. Today, not that I hope for, but if the opportunity presented itself I would say to him: “You allowed yourself to be colonized, you are the longest serving Iban federal minister and still remain a backward and the second poorest state in the Federation!” and downing with relish a straight Yamazaki single malt!

Back to the present….

Earlier this week the Minister of Education and Deputy Prime Minister unveiled a blueprint on education. Against all expectations nothing was mentioned about the teaching of Maths and Science in English. A former minister of education of South Korea was effusive in his praise for this blueprint the mainstream reported albeit it was not highlighted that 50% of South Korea’s education budget went to the teaching of Maths and Science in English! It is an uncontested fact that in the past 13 years, three Education Ministers have each produced Education Blueprint but Malaysian education standards have gone from bad to worse.

And a few days later, former inmate of the Fart Chamber, Deputy Minister of Education Puad unveiled to some 1 thousand odd parents and teachers how to spot tell-tale signs of homosexuality and lesbianism in their children. National News Agency Bernama was proud to reveal Puad as saying that being able to identify the signs will help contain the spread of the unhealthy lifestyle among the young, especially students. If fairy tales like these can breed fairies then the Teachers Foundation of Malaysia who organized such 10 seminars should find a place in the Guiness Book of Records, success which even BTN has failed so far to impress.

Dang! These marginalized kids are different from the majority of us but that does not mean that they are inferior! So don’t play God and I only wish some psychologist, psychiatrist, or some inspired shrink can come forward to enlighten these charlatans, so generous with their expert revelations!

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