WHERE THERE IS POO, FLIES SWARM IN.

Perkesa was celebrating its second year of existence and instead of some fresh faces with some fresh ideas, in came some old faces and ideas well-past shelf life. Perkasa flung open its recruitment window and in came a blast of foul air:

Beware of a "human rights wave" that would threaten the principles on which the country was founded, warns former convicted PIG, IGP Rahim Noor in his address to Perkasa. Sauna or hot air!

In introducing Zulkifli Nordin as a candidate for Perkatak Perkasa vice-president, a supreme council member Arip described the sacked PKR MP as someone who had seen the light after being booted. A new relationship on poo heap, no?

There was a general consensus that Ridhuan Tee not be allowed to join Perkasa because he is not a Malay who claims to be a Malay just because he embraced Islam and practises the culture and customs of the Malays. Unless and until the constitution gets another amendment he remains a culup Malay, an insider insisted.

“Seems to be attracting some aged UMNO discards and a disgruntled film producer/director and aspiring human trafficker,” observed a discerning observer.

Another discerning outsider observer told a somewhat embarrassed insider: “Wald Dhroot! (literally translated: Son of a fart!). That white-haired guy in the front row was a Minister who sang his way out of UMNO. When not singing, he breaks wind!”

Honestly, I was thinking (to myself) that Perkasa was shaping up to be a good alternative for UMNO after GE13. UMNO would be irrelevant as its coalition would be obliterated by then. As it is MIC is going, MCA, also going and Gerakan, long gone! I will not mention the other ass-wipes flea members of the soon to be extinct arthritic BN mammoth.

But nature, like always, must run its course. Where there is poo galore, flies invariably gather.